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Starfox meets "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?"
By:
Alex Greenberg This
game is set in space, the host on this version is called Regis
Spacebin.
So here we go.
Regis Spacebin: Hello everybody,
and welcome to "Who Wants To Be a
Millionaire?".
Today, we have 10 contestants from outer space waiting to get
in
the hot seat. So here they are:
Fox McCloud
Peppy
Hare
Falco Lombardi
Slippy
Toad
Bill Grey
Katt
Monroe
Wolf O'Donnell
Leon
Powalski (sp?)
Pigma Dengar
Andrew
Oikonny
Regis: Those are 10 contestants, and now
let's see the first fastest finger
question.
Put
these letters in order, from first to last. A. A B. B C. C or D. D.
Regis:
Time's up, and the correct answers are... oh, what's the point of
telling
you, you already know it. Now let's see who our first player is.
Fox
McCloud: 6.24
Peppy Hare: 10.96
Falco
Lombardi: 7.95
Slippy Toad: 5.42
Bill
Grey: 9.66
Katt Monroe: 8.71
Wolf
O'Donnell: 5.97
Leon Powalski: 5.56
Pigma
Dengar: 12.52
Andrew Oikonny: WRONG
And
the winner is Slippy Toad. Let's play for a million dollars, Slippy!
(everyone
laughs at Andrew)
Andrew: Hey, stop laughing.
I thought it was D-C-B-A!
Regis: (ignoring Andrew)
Ok Slippy, here are your three lifelines, you can
ask
the audience, use the 50/50, or phone a friend. And now let's play "Who
Wants
To Be a Millionaire?".
Regis: For $100. What is
your name? A. Slippy B. Peppy C. Falco D. Fox.
Slippy:
Um, I'd like to ask the audience.
Regis: You don't
know it? Let's see what the audience says. Wow! 100% say
Slippy!
Slippy:
Um, I don't trust the audience, so I'll use my 50/50.
Regis:
Ok, the 2 answers left are Slippy and Fox.
Slippy:
I'd like to phone my father.
Regis: My god, how
could you not get this. Well, tell you what, why don't I
just
tell you that the answer is A!
Slippy: No, I'm
going to say B. Peppy.
Regis: Is that your final
answer?
Slippy: Yes.
Regis:
No, the correct answer is A. Slippy! What an idiot! You leave with
nothing
and we go to the next question.
Regis: Put these
words in order to form a title, from first to last.
A.
Trek B. Generation C. Star D. Next
Regis: Time's
up! It's time to see the correct answers. C. Star A. Trek
D.
Next B. Generation. And let's see the next winner.
Fox
McCloud: WRONG
Peppy Hare: WRONG
Falco
Lombardi: WRONG
Bill Grey: WRONG
Katt
Monroe: WRONG
Wolf O'Donnell: WRONG
Leon
Powalski: 4.00
Pigma Dengar: WRONG
Andrew
Oikonny: WRONG
Regis: Wow, Leon is the only one!
We'll be right back after this!
Leon secretly
steals the answer cards.
Time passes...
Regis:
Wow, Leon! You've won $500,000! And you haven't used a lifeline! Now
let's
see the million dollar question.
The Earth is
approximately how many miles from the sun?
A.
9.3 million B. 39 million C. 93 million D. 193 million
Leon:
(looks at answer card) Regis, the answer is C. 93 million.
Regis:
Oh boy, I have to ask you this. Is that your final answer?
Leon:
Yes. (smiling)
Regis: You've just won a million
dollars! Hey, wait a minute! What is that
piece
of paper in your hand?
Leon: Um, nothing.
Regis:
Hey, that looks like my answer card! Leon, you cheater! Who gave you
that.
Leon:
Uh, the producer?
Regis: LIAR! You lose everything!
Security, get this chameleon out of our
studio!
Leon:
(gets kicked out) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
***AH-WHOOOO!****
Regis:
That sound means our time is up. Next time, our contestants will
be...
oh forget it, this is our last episode. I've had enough with these
people,
so I quit!
The End
The
Very, very, very first interview
pertaining to Senorita Insano Korean
Americano, @nne!!
Anne: Oikonny! ;-) Welcome, my friends, to
my first Star Fox interview!
(If it's anything like rambles, this ought to
be good, kyeh heh!) Err,
well, I'm here with Fox, Falco, Peppy, and Slippy,
and I am going to
interview them. *nods* OK...
Fox: You're not going
to ask us what our opinions are on everybody, are
you?!!
Anne: *sweatdrop*
Uh, no?
Star Fox: Aaaahhhhhhh...go on.
Anne: *looks at camera* Uh huh.
Well, anyway, Fox, do you like Herseys
Kisses?
Fox: What kind of question
is that?!
Anne: It's valid, appropriate, chocolatey, and sugar-filled!
Fox: Uhhh...OK...they're OK...
Anne: OK, then you don't mind me eating some!
*grabs a bag full of
Herseys Kisses and pops a few in her mouth* Slippy,
what twisted
thoughts were running through your head when you said "Your
carcass is
mine"?!
Slippy: Huh?
Anne: Ohhhkkeee... FALCO!
Falco: *wakes up* What?!
Anne: How many time have you telephoned Katt today?
Falco: AHHH! I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING! *runs out of the room*
Anne:
*evil, chocolate-covered grin* I knew I would get him with that
one! Pep---
*Star Wolf suddenly falls through the roof and land on top
of Anne*
Wolf: OW!
Leon: Ugh!
Pigma: AAAAHHH!!
Andrew: UNCLE ANDROSS!!!
Anne: *picks them all up over her head and put them down on the floor*
Please refrain from falling through the ceiling, OK?
Everyone: ... *crickets
chirp*
Anne: Anyway, Peppy---
Jynx: MWA HA HA!!! I have found you, Emblem
of Light! You cannot hide!
Anne: Oh shut up. LUMINA ULTIMA CHAOS BLAST!!!
*sends a collasal beam of
light at Jynx*
Jynx: ACK!!!! Where's the rest
of DRAGON when I need them?! Talpa!
Twinevi! Sym! OW! *zapped by the light*
MOMMIE!!!!! *runs away*
Everyone: ...
Anne: Kya ha ha, I always felt
like doing that. Well, anyway...
Falco: *runs back into the room and sees
Leon* Did too!
Leon: Did not!
Falco: Did too!
Leon: Did not!
Anne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows a hole in
the ceiling* You two had better become SILENT or I will see you get a
prompt
whacking with a ruler!
Everyone: ...
Anne: Good boys. *pats Falco and
Leon on their heads* As I was saying...
Andrew:
*sniffle, sniff* I never get picked for an interview.
Fox: Crybaby.
Andrew: You're mean!
Pigma: But, it is true...
Falco: Yeah, I agree...
*crowd advances on Andrew*
Andrew: ...Help...
What
happens in the next scene is a little cloudy for all of us. It
resulted in
all the characters who were advancing on Andrew lying on the
floor all swirly-eyed
and those who were not clinging to the furniture
for dear life.
Andrew:
Yea! My heroine! :)
Anne: Oh, my pleasure, el Senor Hermoso! How'd you like
to go out for
some soda?
Andrew: Oh, yes! *grins* You're so much nicer
than my uncle!
Anne: Oh, claro que si! Do you like grape? Orange?
Alex: *holds hands to neck* ACK!! I don't believe it!
I knew Anne was
insane, but this?!!
A
Starfox Inteview by Jerry Springer... Submitted by: Eminem
MyNameIs
(On the stage of Jerry
Springer)
(The crowd starts a "Jerry,Jerry,Jerry" chant)
Jerry
(on stage):Alright,alright. Settle down crowd. Today on
the show,the
topic is "Star Fox"....
(crowd is silent)
Jerry:Umm...y'know,the video game.
(crowd
goes crazy)
Jerry:Alright! There we go! Okay,let's
bring out our first
guest, Fox
McCloud!
(Fox
comes out on stage and waves then sits down)
Jerry:Hello
Fox,it's nice to have you on the show.
Fox:No
problem Jerry.
Jerry:Now Fox,you just got back
from defeating Andross in the
battle for
Corneria. How does it feel
to know that you saved Corneria?
Fox:It's a great,huge,warm
and fuzzy feeling Jerry.
Jerry: I'm sure it is.
Well, I understand that you and Falco
have been
having problems. Is
this correct?
Fox:It is Jerry. I went on one
date with Kat and Falco went
crazy. He really
needs to take a chill
pill and cool down. He totally
overreacted.
Jerry:Well,we've
got a big surprise for you Fox. Bring him out!
(Falco
runs out from the backstage and waves at everyone and
flips off Fox.
Fox takes out his laser but a gaurd comes out and restrains Fox)
Jerry:Whoa!
Settle down Mr.McCloud! Thanks for coming Falco.
Falco:No
problem,Harry.
Jerry:Uh,it's Jerry. Jerry Springer.
Falco:Yeah,whatever.
Jerry:Well,you
and Fox have had problems,correct?
Falco:He told
you pretty much what happened. Him and that d*mn
*lut,Kat
screwed me
over. (yelling at Fox) I hate you!You ruined my
life!!
Fox:Eat
my *hit!!
(Falco takes out a laser and shoots
at Fox but misses and hits
the gaurd
that was holding onto Fox. Fox
jumps at Falco and they start
fist fighting.
Gaurds come out and break
them up and sit them down on chairs.)
Jerry:Calm
down guys! I think we better bring out our next two
guests. Give
a warm
welcoming to Peppy and Slippy!
(Peppy and Slippy
enter and sit down)
Peppy:Thanks for having us
Jerry.
Slippy:Yeah! We really appreciate you
having us out here!
Heehee! *giggle
giggle*.
(Jerry
stares at Slippy for a minute)
Jerry: I understand
that you have something to tell your fellow
Star Fox
members,Slippy.
Is that correct?
Slippy:Yes! Well! I'm really
a woman.
(Fox and Peppy gasp and Falco barfs)
Fox:I knew it! I *ucking knew it! Haha!! I was
*ucking right!
Hahahaha!!!
Pay up, Pep!
(Peppy
hands Fox a $50 bill and Falco throws up again)
(Slippy
walks over to Falco and puts his..er,her hand on his
shoulder)
Slippy:Are
you okay Falco?
Falco: Don't *ucking touch me
you nasty *itch!
Slippy: I just wanna help!
(Falco reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small
revolver
and shoots
Slippy in the head then kicks her over and over.
Security comes
out and
Falco shoots two of them but another one tackles
him and punches
him out.
Falco is then dragged off stage.)
Jerry:
Well...I don't know what I can say in this kind of a
situation.
Fox:
Have anymore mystery guests?
Jerry:Oh,right..send
her out.
(Kat comes out from backstage wearing
nothing but a small
bikini. Kat sits
down and smiles at Fox)
Kat: Hi everybody!
(Kat
looks at Slippy's dead body)
Kat:Oh my! What
happened here?
(Falco comes running back from
backstage and shoots at Fox but
misses and
hits Peppy killing him)
Jerry:Uh-oh! My superiors are gonna kill me! 2 dead people
in
one show!
Fox (whispering in Jerry's
ear): Yeah,but think of the ratings.
(Jerry grins)
(Falco grabs Kat and runs away)
Fox:Hey!
Bring her back!
(Fox runs after Falco and tackles
him and sits on top of him and
punches him
continuously.
Kat:
Ahhhhh!!!
(Fox takes out a laser and shoots Falco
in the eye)
Kat:Ewww! That's gross!
(Fox
points the gun at Kat)
Fox:What did you say Kitty
Kat?
Kat:Nothing...
(Jerry
chants begin again)
(Jerry runs and knees Fox
in the face then punches him. The "Jerry" chants
become louder. Jerry bashes
Fox's face against the wall
mercilessly. Kat
picks up the discarded
lasergun and aims at Fox and fires and
hits Fox but
goes threw him and
hits Jerry also.Both men die. )
Kat: Oopsies.
My bad.
(Kat neals down next to Jerry and cries)
Kat: Oh Jerry..please don't die! Your my one
true love!
Jerry:I just met you today.
Kat:Oh yeah...
(Kat
gets up and walks away)
(Bill stomps out onstage)
Bill:When the hell was I gonna be introduced?
This is screwed!
(Bill flips off the crowd and
walks away)
An
interview with Bill Grey by Blue Dragon
Blue Dragon: Hiya, everybody! I'm
the legendary Blue Dragon, with my first
preview interview with the only
Husky/Bulldog Unit Cornerian Defense yadda,
yadda, yadda, Bill Grey!
Bill: Hey.
Blue Dragon:
So, Bill, let me create the atmosphere for ya. We're in a
Pokémon
Gym.
Bill: Yippee! Yay! Whoohoo! Yay! Yippee!
Blue Dragon: :backs away: Okay, so, how do you
like being the commander of
the Cornerian Defense?
Bill:
Oh, it's great destroying Andross for the...1,000,000,000th time. With
100
more, I get a new car!
Fox: Hey! I deserve that!
Bill: Well, you kn...what's that!?
Puffy
Wulf: I'm da Fuzz!
Blue Dragon: That's a little
disturbing...
Bill: Is that a...NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Squritle: Squirtle Squirt!
Blue
Dragon: Go, Wartortl...oh, sorry!
Fara Phoenix:
:talking into a phone: ...yes, with pepperoni and extra
cheese.
Blue
Dragon: Oh, no you don't! I've heard other interviews. You don't want
to
do that. :grabs phone out of Fara's hands...er...paws:
Slippy:
I need to go to the bathroom real, real, REAL bad!!!!!
Peppy:
Is that...
Falco: It's not possible!
Jessy from Team Rocket: Prepare for trouble!
James from Team Rocket: Make it double!
Meowth:
Shut up with the rhyme! Let's just grab the Pokémon! :eyeing me:
Ohh!
A Dragonite!
Blue Dragon: I'm not a pokémon!
Wolf: Growlithe, go!
Leon:
Charmander, go!
Andrew: Mankey, go!
Pigma:
Psyduck, go!
Fox: What a dead-end pokémon...
Blue Dragon: This is going nowhere! Bill hasn't
answered a SINGLE
question!!!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGH!
Bill:
Blah!
Blue Dragon: Huh?
Lt.
Surge: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POKEMON GYM????????
Blue
Dragon: I'll try again with a regular gym! :inches toward the door:
Lt.
Surge: SO, you're the one behind this! Raichu, Thunderbolt!
Raichu:
Raichu! :ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP:
Blue Dragon: Oh,
geez! :zooms out the door: Bye-bye for now! I'm so outta
here!
Bill:
Hey, wait up! :gets zapped by Raichu: BLUE, WAIT UPPPPPP!!!!!!
-The
End-
An interview with Star
Fox and team by: Kevskove
Kevskove
= KK
StarFox = SF
Peppy = PP
Slippy = stupid, err i mean SL
Falco = FL
Bill = Bill
KK: Star
Fox, how did Screw-up, err Slippy get to be on your team?
SF: We owe his
dad 9 years of him.
KK: Why?
SF: Well, Falco ate frog legs and his dad
sued the pants off the team.
KK: Ooookkaaayy. Peppy, why do you bug Fox about
doing things that are worthless?
PP: What? When I was yer age, I was able
to give advice without being questioned! Like who threw a cane at the TV, who
put slippers in the dishwasher, who (dentures fall out) mmffmfff mmfmfmfm, (PP
picks them up, wipes them off, and shoves them back in his mouth.) When I was
yer age, I had dentures that fit! (Toupe falls off.) Back in the good days, I
used to put oinions in our belts, 'cause the was the style 'round then, anyway,
I used to put oinions in our belts, 'cause the was the style 'round then, anyway,
I used to put oinions in our belts, 'cause the was the style 'round then, anyway,
I us-ZZZzzzZZZZzzz (PP falls asleep)
KK: (Puzzled) Right. Slippy, why do
you have such a high pitch voice?
SL: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME THAT?
I HAVEN'T HIT %^%*&%#*%^(# PUBERTY YET!
KK: And excactly how old are you
then?
SL: Ummm, 37! (There's one huge gasp, and the room falls silient.)
KK: Uh-huh. Falco, how did you get to know Kat?
FL: Well, Back in hig-
PP: BLAARRGG! (PP woke up, yelled again, and fell on the floor. Medics run
in, put him on a stretcher, and run out with him)
KK: Bill, how much money
did you have to pay ID4's producers or vice versa?
Bill: Let's just say I've
been moved.... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! (Smacks his head. Mumbles to himself.) Darn!
I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud!!!
KK: Well thee you have
it. The long awaited questions revield. This is kevskove, signing off. (KK leaves
and your computer blows.)
Interview
with Kat Monroe by:H20
H20:Kat,why didn't you join the Star Fox gang?
Kat:Because I wasn't aloud
to,only four could join.
H20:Would you join if you could?
Kat:Yes,but
not to save Lylat...
H20:Why then?
Kat:For...Falco.
H20:Do you like
Falco Kat?
Kat:Of course I do.I love him.
H20:I love you though.
Kat:What?
H20:I love you Kat!
Kat:I love you too!
Falco walks into the room and
finds H20 and Kat making out.
Falco:KAT!!!!
Kat:Uh oh.
H20:Leave us
alone Falco,she loves me!
Falco takes out a laser and shoots H20 in the head.
Falco:hAHAHAHA!!!!
Kat takes out a gun and shoots Falco.
Kat:I'm gonna
get some coffee.Bye bye.
An Interview
WolfBlazers
mission breifing:-
Gen Pepper:Sean, we have two missions for you.
Sean: Good.
Gen Pepper:BUT... you can only do one of them.
Sean:Yeah...
Gen Pepper:Mission one is on Venom and mission two is on Macbeth. Pick one?
Sean:Nah... we'll do both.
Gen Pepper:Pick one... you have no choice!
Sean: Well why are you telling me to do it if I have no choice?
Gen Pepper:Grrrrrr....
Pick one mission... just one ok?
Sean:What where they again?
Gen Pepper:VENOM
OR MACBETH.
Sean:What about Aquas?
Gen Pepper:What about it?
Sean:Lets
do a mission there.
Gen Pepper:Nothing needs doing on Aquas.
Sean:Why
not?
Gen Pepper:JUST SAY MACBETH OR VENOM!!!
Sean:Nah... Aquas...
Gen Pepper:Why Aquas?
Sean:Well me and my team (Roxanne, Mary, Jade,Fury,StarVixen)
could go
swimming.
Gen Pepper:What?
Sean:Swimming!
Gen Pepper:I
don't pay you to go swimming!
Sean:Oh no... you don't need to pay... we will.
Gen Pepper:YOUR REALLY ******* ME OFF!!!
Sean: Well if your gonna be like
that!
::Sean turns of the commlink and goes to get a Pepsi::
---END---
Interview by Todd Jackson
Todd: Hey sup y'all! Todd Jackson here on my first
interview ever! Now from all da tings dat happen in other interviews, I have put
my self an
da guy I'm interviewn' in dis reinforced titanium-steel alloy room!
Any way..
Fox: Can we just get on with it Todd?
Todd: Oh yeah! Sure here is Fox McCloud! Da guy I be interviewn' blah blah blah.
Okay, Fox! First question!
Fox: Okay shoot.
Todd:
What! Is yo opinion, on how Andross run's tings wit his army an all?
Fox: Well, to be blunt. I think he's not even trying, because well. He can't even
break through Corneria's border's with out getting his attack
force killed
some time after they cross over the line.
Todd: Mmm. Yeah, I hear dat.
Second question!
Fox: Shoot!
Wolf: Okay (Shoots at Fox but
misses)
Todd: Hey where did you come from?
Wolf: Uh, that.
(Points to plot hole)
Todd: Oh no! not one of those!
Fox:
You know Wolf, you are a really poor shoot!
Wolf: I missed on purpose!
Fox: Sure you did.
Wolf: Grrrrr!!!!
Todd: Hey knock
it off you two! An get back in dat plot hole Wolf!
Wolf: And who is
going to stop me!
Todd: Maby I will! (Sits up and pulls out field pistol)
(Sam & Max: Free lance police come out of plot hole)
Sam:
Look little buddy! That inner dimensional portal has brought us into a large metal
room with other furry creatures like our self's.
Max: Yeah Sam! And
look at this one wolf like creature with the eye patch! He's so cute!
Wolf: Hey get away from me you little! Uh, bunny thing you!
Todd: If
only I made this place plot hole proof! Hmm, can I really do that? I wonder.
Fox: Hey Todd. Aren't you interviewing me?
Todd: Uh, oh yeah! Um,
Second question.
Sam: What are you? And what is he? You look like a
wolf type creature too and he looks like a fox type creature!
Todd:
Dats cause I am a wolf!
Sam: Look little buddy! This one speaks in gangsta!
Max: Wow! Neat-o!
Todd: Oh geez! Why did I have ta go an try
and interview!
Max: Hey, can you say any more?
Todd: How about
shut-up and get back in that !@#$ plot hole!
Sam and Max: HEY LANGUAGE
YOU!!!
Todd: Man shut-up! I'm da one doing dis interview! An all cuss
if I as well what to!
Wolf: Get this thing off me!
Max: But
your sooooo cute!
Wolf: NO GET AWAY!!!
Max: Hey Sam. Look!
The one-eyed wolf thingy is reaching for a pistol to riddle me with gun fire!
Sam: obviously he has taken as much of our antics as he can handle.
Max: Yeah! And you know what that means!
Sam: Yup, we get
to enforce involuntary justice on him.
(Sam & Max beat down on Wolf)
Wolf: OW! OW! STOP IT! OW!
Loren: WOW! THIS IS GREAT! SAM
& MAX FREE LANCE POLICE RESTRANING A TRANS DIMENTIONAL ALIEN THAT
LOOKS
LIKE A WOLF!
Todd: Who is dis freak?
Sam & Max: ITS LOREN!!!
Singers: The friend for life!
Fox: Where did that come from?
Max: It happens.
Loren: Gee guys I am so happy I found you
cause I am really really stoked about what is about to happen
Todd:
Does dis guy ever stop?
Sam: Afraid not.
Max: Lets get out
of here!
(Sam & Max jump back through plot hole and Loren follows
still talking)
Todd: (pushes Wolf through plot hole and it closes) There!
Maby now we can get back to da interview.
Fox: Sorry Todd but I need
to go.
Todd: What now?
Fox: Yeah, sorry, maybe another time.
(Fox exits room through large door)
Todd: ** sigh ** well,
guess dis just shows dat ya can't keep da insanity out of one of these things.
The end
An Interview with Bill Grey
With Gemineye
Gemineye:
Heya folks! This is Gemineye, commonly known as BunnyRabot. I'm interviewing my
favorite Husky/Bulldog squadron leader today.
Bill: I'm the only
Husky/Bulldog squadron leader.
Gemineye: Ohhhh yeaahhhh . Well. Let me
create the senario for ya. We're in my basement.
Bill: Okay, well. Wadda
ya wanna know about me....Bill Grey the Great?
Gemineye: Yup. Bill Grey
the Great . ::coughs loudly while mumbling 'yeah right':: Why'd you chose Katina
over Corneria? Wasn't it in Corneria where you trained for piloting and all that
jazz?
Bill : Correctimundo !! But If I wanted to have my own team I would
have to go to Katina, 'cause that's where the new bases were made and where most
army recruits were... what? What? What the heck is that dance you're doing?
Gemineye: ::points frantically at the ceiling. Continues to jump on sofa::
Bill: ::looks up:: Oh. It's just a spider. Here let me get it since
it's bothering you. ::rolls up a magazine::
Gemineye: Ahhghhhhhhhghhhhh
!!!! No Bill... No !!! Don't be a hero! Keep away from it! It'll kill us all!
Andrew: Scaredy cat! Scaredy cat!
Bill: Here, Andrew. Catch! ::Flings
spider at Andrew::
Andrew: I'm melting... I'm melting !!! Oh what a world!!
::Rubs face where the spider hit him::
Gemineye: A tad excitable ain't
he ?
Bill: D arn tootin' .
Gemineye: Why exactly was Venom
trying to destroy your base anyway? Wouldn't it have made more sense if they just
took it over and moved all of their troops in? And how come you tell Fox that
if he shoots you, you won't help him again. But mysteriously you show up at Solar.
And I quote, "See if I help you again.".
Bill: Nah . I was
only kidding with him. We've been friends for years. He just brushes that stuff
aside. It can't hurt him. We joke all the time.
Fox: No you weren't!
Now I'm emotionally scarred. I was only tying to help. ::Big puppy dog eyes::
Falco: No you weren't. You shot him on purpose.
Fox: He's lying.
He's framing me!!
Gemineye: Why do you think Leon hates you? What exactly
did you do to him?
Peppy: Leon hates everyone.
Gemineye: Yes,
but I was asking Bill's opinion on this. Sorry Pe....
Grandpa Simpson:
Now, if ya want my opinion...I say everybody should....* ::falls asleep in mid-sentence::
Peppy: People like him give us old folks a bad name. Come to think of
it...what's my name again? I can't even remember if I still have birthdays anymore.
I'm only 1000 and something. I think it's and even number. Dagnabitt.
Homer Simpson: Sorry about that.
Gemineye: Yeah, well you better be!
He fell asleep with his bald head in my potato chip bowl. :: Glares and Grandpa
Simpson::
Homer and Pigma: Mmmmmmm. Bald head potato chips.
Katt: Mahhhhnnn that's disgusting.
Gemineye: Get outta my basement!!
Fara: But we live here.
Gemineye: Oh yeah. That's right. Hey wait
a minute! Liar! Now get out !!!
Bill: Pickles
Gemineye: Huh
?
Bill: That's the name of my Tamigotchi.
Gemineye: ::Gives
Fox a 'he's fippin' out' look::
Katt: Oooooo . Can I see?
Slippy:
I've got two! ::Puffs out chest::
Falco: Why is a raven like a writing
desk?
Peppy: I dunno... why ?
Falco: Because if you times them
by 3 and then add them by Corneria to the third power, they both add up to why
did the chicken cross the road.
Everyone except Fox and Gemineye: Ha
ha hahahaahaahhaaha::All suck up a deep breath:: hahahaahhhah
Andross
: Mmmmwwwwhahahaahaaaaaazahas
Bill: Dude . Why are you still laughing?
The joke was two seconds ago.
Andross: I just got it.
Gemineye:
Bill ? What do you do all day when there's no threat from Andro...
::Ducks
down. Bill swings from ceiling fan. Slippy tries to join him, but winds up missing
and landing on his head. Fox, Fara, Peppy and Katt start doing the electric slide.
Falco and Slippy are doing the limbo with a broom held by the washing machine
and the dryer. Falco runs under too fast and slams into the wall.::
Candid
Camera: We saw that. We saw that !
Falco: C'mere with that camera !!!
Gemineye: How did he get here?
General Pepper: I let him in. I'm
a kleptomaniac. I stole your keys and ya ain't gettin' em back.
Gemineye:
Uhhhh. Yeahhh . Can I get back to my interview?
Fara:... with an order
of garlic bread please. You know what? Make that a large instead of a medium.
Gemineye: What are you doing?
Fara: Ordering pizzas.
Gemineye:
Nooooo ! ::Runs in slow motion and grabs phone from Fara:: That costs money. I'm
cheap . If it ain't free then I've never heard of it.
Bill: There were
three in the bed and the little one said.....
Peppy: Roll over, roll
over .
Fox: Stop that. Sesame Street's not for dingbats.
Falco:
Ding Dong. Knock Knock...
Katt: Who's there?
Falco:Jiminey Cricket.
Gemineye: Ewwww crickets. Not in my house !!!!
Wolf: I'm tired.
Gemineye: So ! People in hell want ice water. But since they're not gonna
get it.....what are you telling me for?
Wolf: I think we should get him
a ladder.
Gemineye: Nah . Let him stay up there. The ceiling fan's bound
to break any moment.
Ren: Stimpy ! You eeeeeediot !!!
Gemineye:
Uhhh can I help you?
Ren: Listen ! I call the shots around here.
Gemineye: Bruno !!! Brutus !!!::Two stage hands from Jerry Springer grab
Ren and "kindly" escort him out the door. Via the drop kick. One man
grabs Bill from the fan and straps him to the couch.::
Bill: Tight. Too...tight..must
have...cheesy...poofs...need air..can't breathe.
Gemineye: Now. Like
I was asking 10 years ago ...
Peppy: I remember when I was 10. Back then,
we didn't have remote controls. And did I ever tell you about the time I killed
a grizzily bear with my loose-leaf note book? Boy...I'll tell you.....
Gemineye: Doesn't he belong in a cage or some old folks home or something?
Fox: Yeah, we tried that but he just started playing on the swing and eating
bird seed. It wasn't too effective.
Gemineye: Mmmmhhhmmm. ::Rubs chin
curiously::
Fara and Falco start squirting cheeze-whiz. Bill chewed through
his ropes and started turning the lights on and off. Katt told Slippy that there
was candy in the washing machine and when he got in, she closed the lid and turned
it on.
Gemineye: Nobody's answering meeeeee !!!!!
My mom: I'm
just gonna go down here and do some laundry and then.... Aghhhhhhhh . There's
a frog in the washer . There's cheeze-whiz on the floor. Paw prints on the ceiling
fan ?
Gemineye: Uhhhhh I gotta go. Everyone's gone Looney Toons . Better
luck next time. I hope.
An Interview
with Corneriette Octamus Priyme By Gemineye
Gemineye: Hiyas everybody! I'm back again with my second interview!
Bill:
::in an 'I could care less tone':: woo hoo. Let's break out the fire crackers.
Gemineye: Shut up doggy boy! I tried an interview in my basement but that
didn't work. So now Im here at the NebulaStorm base interviewing the leader of
the team NebulaStorm! Everyone say "Hi" to Corneriette Octamus Priyme!!
Corneriette: Hi!
Gemineye: Not you, everyone else.
Corneriette:
Hi!
Gemineye: Nevermind. So, Neri, tell us about yourself....
Corneriette: Uhh. I was born on Venom. I was named after Corneria. I'm a Catox,
which is half cat and half fox and we're NOT at the NebulaStorm base!! Cause StarWolf
blew it up!! We're in a trailer outside of the base and you know it!!
Wolf: Temper temper!!
Corneriette: Shut up you!!
Wolf: Yeah...well...YOU
SMELL LIKE PLAY-DOH! :: Wolf sticks his tongue out::
Pigma: What is an
Octamus?
Corneriette: Who knows. It's my middle name.
Andrew:
My middle name is......
Slippy: Who cares what your middle name is!
Gemineye: Where'd YOU come from? I'm not having anymore interview crashers!!
Out! OUT! Begone!! ALL OF YOU!!
Slippy: I was under the couch. I'm hidding
from...
Croakella: THERE YOU ARE!! ::grabs Slippy by the legs. Slippy
claws at the couch::
Karma: You get his legs! I'll get his arms! We'll
teach him to date the both of us at the same time!!!
::They grab Slippy
and swing him out of the trailer. He lands on the sidewalk and starts to run,
so...they chase him of course::
Gemineye: Corneriette? What's with you
and ChaosGrotto? Why do they hate your team so much?
Corneriette: Because
they're a bunch of idiots and they can't fly that's why they hang out with StarWolf.
They're really pissed at my team 'cause...um...DUCK!!!!!!
Katt: Woooo
look at meeeeee!!!!! ::Katt comes into the room doing cartwheels and crashes into
a table::
Katt: Sorry. Wait a sec...FALCO?! Explain yourself NOW!!
Corneriette: Somebody get the hose.
Falco: Oh...this is Squirt Osprey.
She's..she's...
Squirt: She's his girlfriend!
Katt: Well we'll
just see about that! Put up your dukes! ::Takes out water pistol::
Leon:
99 bottles of kick@$$ on the wall. 99 bottles of kick@$$!!
Wolf: ::Smacks
Leon on the back of his head::
Bill: I wanna be interviewed again!!Waaaaaaaa
Corneriette: YOU wanna be interviewed? Mine didn't even kick off yet!
Gemineye: Where's that music coming from?
Fox: ICE CREAM!! It's
the Ice Cream Man!! Can I borrow a dollar?
Gemineye: Fine! But only if
you promise to pay me back. Oh...and buy me a chocolate ice cream bar okay?
Andross: I want vanilla!
Peppy: No way!! Strawberry rules!
Andross: VANILLA!!
Peppy: STRAWBERRY!!
Andross: VANILLA!!!
Peppy: STRAWBERRY!!!
Some woman from outside: Stop the insanity!!
Viceroy Lombardi: Doo bee doo bee doo
Corneriette: Just ignore them.
I do!
Gemineye: Okay. So who's on your team anyway?
Corneriette:
Me, Vixen Foxxler, Viceroy Lombardi...he's Falco's twin bro, Croakella Froggen,
Mortisha Freeling, Katt Monroe, Poodle O'Hara and Manito O'Donnell..he's Wolf's
twin bro.
Wolf: I hate Manito!! I have no brother!!!
Manito:
Who asked YOU, spaz wod?!
Pigma: Can I use you bathroom?
Gemineye:
Ewwww. Don't touch the seat!! Hover as long as you can!! I'm out of disinfectant
right now.
Pigma: Funny...very funny!
Corneriette: You're actually
gonna let him in there? He'll break the toilet!
Vixen Foxxler: Either
THAT...or it'll smell for DAYS!
Fara: Can I be interviewed next?
Gemineye: Surely. But no pizza like you tried to order the last time.
Fara: But what if I get hungry?
Gemineye: Imagine!
Fox:
Here's your ice cream Gemin...whoops. ::Fox drops the ice cream on the floor::
Poodle: ::Poodle does the Nelson laugh from the Simpsons::
Nelson:
Hey!! That's a copywright!!
Poodle: Get back in the cartoon.
Katt: Why...I'll..... ::squirts water at Squirt. Squirt takes out her super-soaker::
Squirt: C'mere you!! Mess with ME will ya?!!!
Cheetsy Coyote: Bow
down to me NOW!
Super Crazzy: Oh YEAH?! Bow down to THIS!!! ::throws
an orange at Cheetsy Coyote::
Cheetsy: You win for today!! But I'll be
back!!!!
Gemineye: Uh-huh. Sure you will. ::throws a pillow at Cheetsy::
Cheetsy: Ow!! Insurgent little human you!! ::rubs his head::
Gemineye:
Where are these people coming from?! Okay. Neri...Do you plan revenge on StarWolf
and ChaosGrotto for destroying you base?
Corneriette: OF COURSE! ::Wolf
throws an apple at Andrew but it misses and hits Corneriette::
Corneriette:That's
it! I've had ENOUGH!! ::Jumps at Wolf with her paint ball gun::
Wolf:
I'm sorry! No! No! Don't...please......FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....NOOOOO!!! Manito!
Terreck! Help meee!!
Manito: Oh yeah...that's right. I just forgot. You
don't HAVE any brothers REMEMBER?
Terreck: Heh heh! ::Terreck takes out
a Nerf gun::
::Corneriette shoots green paint at Wolf. Manito takes out
a BB gun and Terreck shoots Nerf darts at Wolf::
Gemineye: I'll never
get anything done NOW.
Andrew: My middle name is...
Fox: Go
AWAY will ya?!
Leon: GERONIMO! ::Leon jumps off of the refrigerator and
lands ontop of Falco::
Katt: OH! So you're going out with LEON TOO?!!
Falco: No! Wait! I can EXPLAIN! Darn it Leon!!
Andrew: Doesn't anyone
want to hear what my middle name is?!
Bill: My tamigotchi named Pickles
died! Waaaah
Peppy: SO! Just reset it!
Bill: Oh yeah!
Gemineye: So...Corneriette...wait! DON'T SHOOT! I ONLY WANNA ASK A QUESTION!!
SPLAT! ::Corneriette shot me anyway! Now I have green paint on my face::
Corneriette: Sorry friend! Here..let me wipe the paint off . ::Grabs some
Kleenex tissues::
Gemineye: No! Don't wipe it off! You'll smear it all
over my face.
Corneriette: Oh stop it! I'm trying to help you! Hold still.
Gemineye: NO! You're not wiping it OFF...you're rubbing it IN!!!
Corneriette: See? There! Now there's no more paint on you fa...oops! ::Holds up
a mirror so I can see my face::
Gemineye: MY FACE IS COMPLETELY GREEN!!!!
Why you little......
Fox: ::sighs:: Might as well...... ::dumps a bucket
of green paint on me::
Karma:: SLIPPY?! Get BACK here!!!
Croakella:
::Comes in the trailer weilding a stick:: Anyone of you see a little green froggy
with a red hat hop this way?
Lenny: Duhhhh. He went thata way George.
Karma: ::with a noose in her hands:: Thankee!
General Pepper: Look
at what I can do! ::Turns off the lights::
Fara: HEY! Turn the lights
back on!!
Carol Anne from the Poltergeist: ::In a creepy voice:: Go into
the light.
Gemineye: GET OUT OF MY TRAILER!!
Andrew: Does anyone
wanna know what my middle name is?
Everybody except Andrew: NO!!!!!!
Slippy: ::Knocks on the front door of the trailer. I answer:: Whew! I finally
lost Croakella and Karma! Who the....? ALIENS!!!!
Gemineye: Cool it Slippy!
It's only me! It's just paint!!
Slippy: Kill it! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Gemineye: I gotta go guys! See ya next time!
Andrew: Why doesn't
anyone wanna know what my middle name is!!?!
Pigma: Hey, Gemineye? Your
toilet don't work so good.
Gemineye: That's it! No more interviews!!
::Gets into a straight jacket:: Creedemore here I come!!!!
An interview with Fara Phoenix By Gemineye
Gemineye: Hiya everybody! First it was my basement, then a trailer, but now I'm
having my third interview in my school's gym.
Fara: Okay...so let's start
interviewing shall we?
Gemineye: Okily dokily. Fara? Does your father
know you are a stunt pilot and have your own team?
Fara: Why, yes he
does. You don't think I wouldn't tell daddykins that stuff do you?
Gemineye:
::swears under her breath:: Oh. I just thought maybe...perhaps you were more than
the little rich girl. But, DARN!! You're as clean as the inside of a dogs mouth!
Bill: Oh GEEZ! Thanks for the compliment!
Peppy: ::weilding a carrot::
Watch your mouth sunnyboy!
Falco: Who are you calling sunnyboy anyway?
You're only 46! It's not like you're his grandfather or something!!
Gemineye:
::bangs her head against the wall:: Not again! Huh?
Fara: Who the heck?!
Is that possible?
Vixy: Oh, what are you all gawking at anyhow? If James
can do I can TOO!
James: HOW THE HECK?
Vixy: Stop it! Everybody
stop staring at MEEEE!!!
Gemineye: Does anyone else hear twilight music
besides me?
Vixy: Want some peanut butter?
Pigma: OOOOO! Me!
Me! I want some peanut butter!!
Everybody except Pigma: Was there ever
any doubt?
Fox: Mom? MOM! Here I am!
James and Vixy: Here we
go again!
Gemineye: Fara, if you and Vixy are two different species of
fox, why do you think you both look the same?
Fara: Closely kept beauty
secrets.
Katt: I WANT THOSE BEAUTY SECRETS AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!! ::throws
a basket ball at Fara::
Gemineye: Uh-huh. KATT!! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!
Katt: AHHHGHHHH!! What is it? Kill it!! It's going to eat meeee!!!
Terreck: ::taps Katt on the shoulder. Katt jumps at least 20ft. in the air::
Katt: THAT was NOT funny!
Andross: Vanilla
Peppy: Strawberry
Andross: VANILLA!
Peppy: STRAWBERRY!
Andross: STRAWBERRY
Peppy: VANILLA...hey wait a minute! STRAWBERRY
Gemineye: Why me?
::Falco hits me in the head with a basket ball::
Falco: Little help!
HEY! I said little help! It means PASS ME THE BALL!
Gemineye: Oh, I'll
pass you the ball all right! C'mere blue bird! ::grabs a lasso that just happened
to be there and tries to catch Falco::
Falco: Get away from me! This
isn't a rodeo!
Gemineye: Well it is NOW!
Corneriette: Yipee
yigh yo kigh yay!
Slippy: Take that sombrero off of your head
Corneriette: Who's gonna make me? Take that baseball cap off of YOUR head!
Slippy: No!
Corneriette: Yes!
Slippy: No!
Peppy:
Strawberry!
Slippy and Corneriette: WRONG ARGUMENT!
Andross:
Ha ha! They yelled at you!
Gemineye: GOTCHA! ::lassos Falco around the
beak and hauls him in.
Fara: I'm hungry.
Andrew: Does anyone
wanna know what my middle name is?!
Fox: For the love of cheese doodles!
JUST SAY IT ALL READY!!
Andrew: It's Alawishes!
Everyone besides
Andrew and Fox: Hahahahaahaa!
Fox: HEY! That's my middle name TOO! ::
everyone turns to face James and Vixy::
James: Don't look at ME!
Vixy: You named our son WHAT! ::smacks James over the head with her purse::
Fara: I'm hungry!
Gemineye: Fara, what's with the gloves? Why are
they half way up your arms?
Fara: Well, when you live with slobs like
Falco...you tend to want to...well...not touch anything that's not yours. But
since Falco's stuff is all over the floor in GreatFox!!! It's just a sanitary
thing to do!
Falco: I am NOT filthy!! It's not like I have fleas or something!
OW!! What just BIT me?
Katt: THAT'S IT! I'm going in for a flea shot!
Falco: Aw come on Katt! It's nothing serious...I don't have fleas...OW! OUCH!
Katt: Eww! Stay away from me! You're contagious!
Gemineye: Uhhh,
Falco. Could you go outside and wait in the car or something? PLEASE!
Fara: Yes, and make it quick...I want a large pie, with everything on it and a
small order of garlic knots. Huh? Yeah..with pepperoni and extra cheese.
Gemineye: Who are you talking to?
Fara: Um...my..mom.
Gemineye:
Oh! And since when does your mom work in LITTLE CAESERS?!!!
Fara: DANG
IT!
Primal: Forget it. I'll pay for it.
Corneriette: Hi Primal.
Primal: Heya buttercup!
Gemineye: Who's the black wolf? ::winks
her eye at Corneriette::
Corneriette: ::blushes::
Primal: FOX!!!
I'M A BLACK FOX!!!
Wolf, Manito, Terreck and Lisboa Diago: What's wrong
with being a wolf!?!
Gemineye: Please don't start. Just please...PLEASE
don't start!
Peppy: I think she's losing her mind over here. ::looks
at me weirdly::
My mom: You THINK she's losing her mind! I don't
think she was BORN with one!
Gemineye: MOMMMM!!
My mom: Well....it's
the truth.
Gemineye: I'm drowning in IDIOTS!
Corneriette: No
you're NOT! You don't even have your bathing suit on.
Gemineye: Fara,
how many people are on your team and who are they?
Fara: ::with her mouth
full of pizza:: Mgrfff mphuh grrmuth hihth
Gemineye: I see!
Andross: Vanilla RULES!!
Peppy: STRAWBERRY!!
Andross: VANILLA
Peppy: STRAWBERRY
An employee from Hagen Daaz: SHUT UP THE BOTH
OF YOUUU!!!
Andross and Peppy: ::get real quiet::
Falco: I DO
NOT HAVE FLEAS!! OWW! OUCH! Hey! Ouch
Gemineye: What the HECK is wrong
with you!?
Leon: HEYYYY MACARENA!!!
Gemineye: NO! Not THAT...anything
but THAT!
Corneriette: Who ate my slice of pizza?!
::Everyone
turns to look at Fara::
Fara: Well don't look at ME! *BURP* Excuse me.
Pigma: Table manners!
Fara: I'll show YOU table manners! ::throws
a pizza slice at Pigma::
Sister Gena: What on Earth is going on here!!
Gemineye: YIPES!! It's the vice-principal!! HIDE!
::Everyone hides
under the bleachers, except Falco. He has to be the idiot and tries hiding on
the basket ball hoop::
Sister Gena: Why is there pizza in the gym?! MMMM!
Pepperoni!
::CRACK!! The basket ball hoop breaks and Falco flops down
on Sister Gena::
Sister Gena: ACK!! FLEAS!! Get'em off! Get'em OFF!
Falco: I don't have any fleas!
James: Liar.
Gemineye:
How do Sillabub and La of Ca handle this? Waahaaaaaaa!
Sister Gena: So
you're behind all of this? Detention for a week!
Gemineye: You can't
give me detention. I quit! NO! Not the ruler!! This is SACRELIGOUS!!
Janitor: You heard the woman! Get cleaning ::chases me with a mop::
Gemineye:I
want my LAWYER!
Slippy: No!
Corneriette: Yes!
Slippy:
No!
Vixy: Who wants more peanut butter
Pigma: I do! I do!
Vixy: I said who wants more PEANUT BUTTER! Not who is a BUTTER BALL!
Corneriette: They make good turkey.
Falco: My cousin is a turkey
Fara: Mmmmmmm
Corneriette: Yeah, well your cousin doesn't have fleas!
Gemineye: Well thanks a lot guys! Now we're ALL in detention! See ya next
time everybody...whenever they let me out of SANDBOX(detention)!!
An interview with Felix Priyme With Gemineye
Gemineye: Okay...so I lied. I'm making yet another interview!!
Angil:
Yes!! I KNEW you'd see it MY way!!
Gemineye: Yeah, whatever!! We're at
Peppy's house...he's not home...heh heh heh
Today I'll be interviewing the
ESP possesing, mechanical whiz, expert fighter pilot and scientist, the catox.......Felix
Priyme!!
Felix: Hiyaz!!
Gemineye: Okay. So how did you wind
up with so many professions?
Katherine McCloud: What the heck happened
to my room!
Fox: Uh....I sort of.....had a party and....um...sorry
Felix: Er....who are you?
::Katherine morphs into Felix::
Felix: Stop that!! To answer your question, my dad and mom taught me all I know
and....what the HECK is that guy doing?
Puffy: I'm da fuzzy wuzzy wuffy
Puffy!! ::hugs his tail::
Corneriette: I'm da fluffy wuffy..er..um...geez
I can't rhyme!
Gemineye: Tell me about it! Anyhoo, Felix, why do you
always play tricks on your brother and sister? And who do you have a crush on....
Felix: ::uses ESP to mobilize Corneriette:: Cause it's fun. I like Lisboa...::blushes::
Corneriette: I...can't....move.....
Wolf: Hey! Let go of my tail!!
Puffy: Fine! Be that way! ::rasberries Wolf = P::
Lisboa: Fruit
pie!! ::throws a pie at Puffy::
Gemineye: Nooooo!!! I knew this would
happen!!!
Ambis Cosmos: Peace to everyone!! Peace! Peace! Peace!
Corneriette: Huh? Pieces of what?
Ambis Cosmos: Silly! ::does the
peace sign:: That kind of peace.
Andrew: Huh? Rest in pieces?
Katt: Rest in piece?
Ambis Cosmos: Arghhhhh!!!! Nevermind!!
Katherine: FOX! You wrecked my room!! ::throws a broom to Fox:: Clean that mess
up NOW!!
Falco: Hey! Look!! I'm sober! I'm sober!!
Viceroy:
Wow...after only what...66 straight days of drinking?
Poodle: Hi there
Viceroy....::winks::
Strykir: Nobody pays attention to meeee!!!!
Ambis Cosmos: I will! Peace to ya, buddy!
Strykir: Pie? I'm not
hungry..thanks anyway.
Ambis Cosmos: Knock it off!!
Gemineye:
Felix, since you're the oldest do you have more freedom than your sister Corneriette
and your brother Strykir?
Strykir and Andrew: Pay attention to me!! Pay
attention to me!! Pay attention to me!!
Corneriette: I have more of
a life than Felix does.
Sillabub: BINGO!!!
Pipsy: Huh?
Silabub: I won! I won!! Pay up!! ::extends paw::
Gemineye: Here ya go.
::hands Silla a dollar::
Fox: Hey! Where's that dollar you owe me Gemineye?!
Gemineye: Huh? Oh yeah, I borrowed a dollar from you to buy ice cream. ::hands
Fox a dollar::
Fox: Thankee!
Gemineye: WAIT A MINUTE!! We weren't
playing bingo! FOX! YOU borrowed that dollar from ME! Come back here!!
Sarumarine: Disrespectful little welps!!
Katt: Huh? You're that idiot
who polluted my planet!! ::pulls out a hand grenade::
Sarumarine: Arr
arr! I'll teach ye some respect.
Leon: R-E-S-P-E-K-T....I think I've
lost my hooked on phonics book.
Puffy: Fuzz, anyone?
Corneriette:
What the heck is fuzz? What's with your tail? Um....why do you have wings...you
ARE a wolf aren't you?
Puffy: ::throws a wet towel at Falco::
Falco: ::trips over Slippy:: Aw...DANG! I spilled my beer.
Gemineye:
I thought you were going to be sober this time.
Falco: Uh..did I say
beer? Heh....I meant....ROOTbeer...heh heh....
Sillabub: Tork!!!
Falco: Snorks?
Vixen: Forks?
Ambis: Peace?
Sillabub:
I said TORK!!!!
::Everyone turns around and looks at Silla whose wielding
a giant poster of Peter Tork::
Sillabub: Sorry.....silly me.....
Pigma: Hey Primal! Um....I was just wondering if...
Primal: AB-SO-LOOT-LEE-NOT!!!
I am NOT buying you any more pizza.
Angil: Hey, Katherine! Watch this!
::swings from the ceiling fan by her ankles::
Katherine: Oooo! Kewlies!!
::does the same as Angil::
Twink: Teletubbies!!!
Gemineye: ::gets
hit in the face with a mud pie::
Puffy: Sorry....that was supossed to
hit Ambis.
Ambis: Don't worry Gemy. I'll clean ya off. ::throws a bucket
of ice water at Gemineye::
Gemineye: You two are SO dead! ::runs outside
and returns a few minutes later rinding a lawnmower::
Andross: Vanilla!
Lyla Hare: Starwberry!
Andross: Vanil....hey! Where's Peppy?
Lyla Hare: I'm filling in for my uncle. Let's continue shall we?
Corneriette: Silla! You cheated! I'm supossed to win that bingo game!
Sillabub: Oh yeah?! Sez who!?
Corneriette: Sez the guy I paid $20 dollars
to, to make sure I win!
Katherine: ::falls down from the ceiling fan::
Yikes!!!!!
Wolf: Hey! You Eee! Get the heck offa me!!
Puffy:
Aw, c'mon Gemineye! I was only kiddin!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Stop chasing meeeeee!!!
Ambis: Lay off, Gemineye! I was just trying to helllllp!
Gemineye:
Get over here! ::chases Puffy and Ambis through Peppy's house::
Astra
Stellar: Meteo rocks! ::rasberries everyone = P::
Katt and Angil: Zoness
rocks!
Astra: Meteo!
Katt: Zoness!!
Astra: Meteo!!!
Oriana LodeStar: Bagatell!!!
Angil: You're not even from the Lylat
system!
Oriana: Um...who's that wolf with the pink hair?
Karma:
That's Gemineye Briggs...why?
Oriana: 'Cause she's riding on a lawnmower
and it's coming our way!!!! ::hides under the couch::
Gemineye: I..can't....stop..this...thing!!
George Jetson: That's okay! I'll get Jane!
Gemineye: ::crashes into
a wall:: Omigoodness!! I've broken the wall!
Fox: You're supossed to
be the smartest one here!
Gemineye: Me? But I'm only 17! YOU are older!
You're taking the blame for this..not me!!
Fox: Oh yeah!
Gemineye:
YEAH! ::whips out her chainsaw::
Annie: When Peppy comes home....tell
him I moved to China!
Derek Kit: Why?
Veronica Priyme: I'm alive!
I'm alive!!
Corneriette, Strykir, Felix: Mom?!! ::they faint::
Vixy: Hmm.....maybe THIS will revive them... ::takes out a jar of peanut butter::
James: What is it with you and peanut butter?
Pigma: What is she
doing? What is she doing! Make her sssstttttooooppppp!!!!
Silla: Make
who stop?
Pigma: Veronica! Make her go away. She's been dead for six
months! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!
Katherine: ::morphs into Peter Tork::
Silla: Huh? Omigod...it's HIM!!!! C'mere you!! I love you!! Love! Love! Love!
Love! Love!
Puffy: ::hugging his puffy tail:: Mmmmm! Fuzzzzzz!!
Katherine: Go away! Go away! I'm NOT Peter!!
Silla: ::wearing a wedding
dress:: You're not leaving 'til we get married!
Katherine: Help! I can't
change back! I can't change baaaack!
Felix: Y'know. Sometimes I wish
I'd of stayed in Karakul.
Angil: ::smashing things:: Hmm, I wonder if
Peppy has a garden..
Gemineye: Nooo! Don't go out there!!
Angil:
Ooo! Geraniums! ::starts stomping on the flowers in Peppy's garden::
General Pepper: Has anyone seen my flea collar?
::All heads turn toward
Falco::
Falco: I DO NOT HAVE FLEAS!!
Katt: Liar!
Slippy:
I have only said ONE thing!! Darn the author of this!! Darn you!!
Jillian(the
author): What did you just say? ::evil grin::
Slippy: Er...nothing....eep!
Jillian: Oh...good! I ALMOST opened a plot hole that led to where all the
teletubbies live...but...nah..nevermind.
Slippy: NO! Not the teletubbies!!
Ahhhhhhh!
Viceroy: Who are those people? Outside. The one's in the white?
Gemineye: Oh no! They've found me! They're gonna bring me back to the insane
asylum!
::hides in the refridgerator::
KFC workers: Where from Kentucky
fried chicken. We're looking for Falco Lombardi.
FlareWolf: Heh heh heh
heh!
Falco: I'll get you for this, O'Donnell!!
Wolf, Terreck,
Manito: Oh yeah! You lay one feather on her and see what we DON'T do to you!
Flare: Bye-bye birdie!
Falco: You can't rotissarie me! I'm not going
down without a fight!
KFC workers: All right! that's enough! ::tranqulizes
Falco::
Sillabub: ::still chasing Katherine:: Come back! Come back!
Katherine: Halp!!!
Flare: I thought I paid KFC to take you away.
Viceroy: No, I'm Falco's twin broth- awww no ya don't!! Get away from me!!
Flare: I can get twice as much for you!!!
Viceroy: ::throws the
entire britannica encyclopedia collection at FlareWolf O'Donnell:: Noooo! Neri!
Help!!
Katherine: ::wielding a paper mache machete:: You back off ya
hear?!!
Silla: A priest! We must find a priest!!
Ambis: Show
me tha money! Show me tha money!
Gemineye: Ummm.......
Corneriette:
::doing the Xena war cry:: I'll save ya Viceroy!!
Fox: ::raiding the
refridgerator:: There's nothing here but carrots, carrots, and more pineapples....I
mean carrots
Mortisha: I hear a car coming intot he drive way...
Wolf: Crud!! Evereyone hide!!
Ambis: Luke! I am your brother! I
mean father!...Wait...I'm neither...I don't know anyone named Luke anyhow.
Karma: Leapfrog!! ::Hops over Croakella::
Croakella: What? YOU again!
Slippy: Here we go again!
::Peppy walks into the house::
Peppy: What in TARNATION?!
Puffy: Oooo. A bunny wabbot!
Bunnie
Rabbot: You called?
Sonic: 1-800-COLLECT
Tailz: No! AT&T
Knuckles: You're BOTH WRONG! It's 10-10-321!!
Peppy: WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!!!!
Annie: Remember! I am NOT here....I moved to...er...the
Atlantic ocean...I am NOT here....::slowly creeps out of the house::
Peppy: There's mud on the couch, water on the floor! Fuzz of some sort on my trophy,
a wedding veil? Oh no! MY GERANIUMS!!!!!
Gemineye: I didn't do it! Fox
made me do!
Fox: Did not!
Leon: Did too!!
Ambis: Uh...I
was never here....gotta go....PEACE everyoen!! ::runs out the door::
Peppy: What'd she say? Peaks?
Ambis: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Derek: Hey,
Ang!
Angil: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
Katherine: Get away from
me!! Somebody HELP!
Sillabub: ::With a lasso in her paws:: PETER! Wait!
Come back!!!
Puffy: ::still hugging his tail:: Dis was fun!
Corneriette: C'mon Primal...let's go.
Primal: ::ginning:: D-uh...okay!
SilverRaven: Don't you DARE lay a hand on her!
Candy: Are you my
daddy?
Primal: SliverRaven, you just a ship! I'm not your daddy Candy.
Candy and SilverRaven: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Puffy: ::finally stops hugging
his tail:: I'm tired. Buh-bye everybody! ::flys out the door::
Flare:
Viceroy! Come BACK here!
Betty Lombardi: You'd better lay offa my brother!
Flare: Ooo! Another birdie ta fricisee!!
Trini Ann Lombardi: Lay
offa my cousin!
Flare: Ooo! Another bird! YOU can be a side dish!
Andross: What's with you and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Katherine:
::morphs back into herself:: Whew! Finally!!
Ambis: For the last time!
P-E-A-C-E! PEACE!!!
Banjo and Kazooie: Huh? Puzzle?
Ambis and
Corneriette: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Interviewer:Hello!I'm
Stacy Cornbred,here today to officially interview
the Star Wolf team after
their second defeat and after the took a break
from flying by getting drunk!
Stacy Cornbred:Wolf,how did you feel when you got shot down by the
almighty
Fox?
Wolf(Drunk):Well,I'll tell you what Stacy,luv!I ain't answerin'
a
single bloody question 'till sombody tells me about this bar!*Points to
bar*
Stacy:Uh,what's seems to be the problem?
*Video Camera
zooms a little bit in to get a clear screen*
Wolf:What seems to be the
problem?OPEN YOUR FREAKIN' EYES,LUV!!!!
*Knocks over a bottle* This bud-lite
tastes like P*** and BUDWEISER
tastes like P***,too!I'm bigger than any other
member of the Star Wolf
team and I can't get RED DOG?!??!???
*Leon
walks into the picture and points to a bottle called Red Dog*
Leon:So,what's
this then?*Looks at Stacy*Oh,hello luv!Ever shagged a
Chamelion Pilot before?
Wolf(Angry):GET LOST,YOU WANKER!Before kick your @$$ back to space!!
Leon:I'd like to see you try you cheesy little poof!*Faces Stacy again*
So,luv.Wanna go back to me room and have a shag or two?
Wolf(VERY ANGRY):GET
LOST!She doesn't want to shag you!!If she's gonna
shag,it's gotta be me!!
Leon:You wanna rock?I'll bust your gut up right now!*Punches Wolf*
Wolf:AAAHH!!!You smelly old--
Leon:You think you got what it takes?
Wolf:Definetely maybe,mate!
Leon:C'mon let's go!
Wolf:*Punches
Leon* Take that!
*Leon and Wolf start fighting each other*
Stacy:Eh.......*Moves
to the other side to face Pigma and Andrew*
Stacy:Pigma,what is it like
NOT getting your reward?
Pigma:HORRIBLE!Andross didn't give my first
reward when I captured James
McLoud and now he said he is gonna leave me BROKE!I'm
gonna take
sweet revenge on him,but since Andross is already dead I'm gonna
kill
Andrew!!!!
Andrew:What--
*Punches Andrew and they start
to fight each other*
Stacy:Uh,oh!
*Pigma and Andrew fight their
way to where Leon and Wolf are.Pigma
accidentally hits Wolf,now the ENTIRE
Star Wolf team are fighting
each other*
Stacy:GO TO A COMMERCIAL
BREAK!!!!
Minutes later......
*Star Wolf team are
singing togther and drinking beer together*
Stacy:As you can see they
all may hate each other's guts,but there is
one thing that keeps together!And
that's the music!
Wolf:*Throws down bottle* Your outta tune,you shaggy
bumlicker!
Leon:NO,Your the one that's out of tune!!
Pigma and
Andrew:Your both outta tune!
Leon and Wolf:Oh yeah?
*Star Wolf
Team fights each other again*
Stacy:.........Never mind.
Stacy Cornbred's Slippy Interview....
Stacy:Hello!I'm Stacy Cornbred giving another interview!
Stacy:Slippy,when
you joined Star Fox,how'd you feel?
Slippy:(Silence)
Stacy:Slippy?
Slippy:Yes?
Stacy:Why are you silent?
Slippy:Well,I was
paid to.
Stacy:Huh?
Slippy:I'm really a spy of a great Saboteour
namd Dr.Zachary Smith!
He paid me to steal some data from the Arwings!
Stacy:I see.....
Slippy:He also said that after Andross is dead,and
I got the Data,is to
leave the Great Fox immediately!
Stacy:And you
didn't?
Slippy:That's why I'm still here!
Stacy:But,what does
he mean..*Alarms go off*What the heck?!!??
*Suddenly a Robot comes in*
Robot:Destroy all systems!Destroy all targets!
Slippy:Hi!
Robot:Target locked!
Slippy:Hey,what the--
*Slippy gets zapped
by the robot,as Stacy escapes the Great Fox in a
shuttle.Great Fox explodes*
Stacy:There goes my interview...
*Suddenly Leon appears*
Leon:Say,luv?Remember that time where I said we could have a shag?
Stacy:.....yes.
Leon:You wanna have it now?
Stacy:No.
Leon:I'll see you
a song!*Wearing a robe and very fancy bed in the back
of the shuttle*
Leon:*Singing* Tonight is the night for love......I wanna touch you
where
the don't show......Tonight is the night for love,I wanna keep
you burning
like a dog in the heat.....Tonight is the night for love..
Loooooove gravy!Ladies
and Gentlemen,Elton John!
*Elton John enters*
Elton:Ooooooh,tonight!Oooooh,that's
right!Oooh,tonight is the night
for love!
Leon:Tonight is the night
for love....Loooooooove graaaaavy!
*Stacy claps.Leon puts the ship on
stop mode*
*Leon kisses Stacy.Elton is standing there,watching*
Leon:HEY!Why are you still here??!????
*Leon opens the airlock door and
throws Elton out*
Elton:NOOOO!!!!AGGGHHH!!!
*Leon closes
the cockpit windows*
Stacy:This is Stacy Cornbred........*Leon kisses
her*....signing off!
Stacy Cornbred's
Fox McLoud interview......
Stacy:Hello!I'm
Stacy Cornbred!After my interview with Leon(Hair is
messed up) I will now
interview Fox McLoud!
Stacy:Fox,if Wolf O'donnel says that he wants to
join the Star Fox Team
what would you say?
Fox:Well.....this is
what I would say:"Well,Wolf....NO!YOU HEAR ME?!?!?
YOU GO TO HELL!!!!YOU
GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!" that's what I would
say!
Stacy:Interesting.
Stacy:How do you feel about Falco.
Fox:He is really big jerk.I hope
when he dies,he goes to the deepest
darkest hell!
Stacy:And Peppy?
Fox:I like Peppy.But he is annoying!'Follow you father's example!' THAT
is what I hate!When he has to retire,I hope he goes to the deepest
darkest
dumpster there is!
Stacy:......and Slippy?
Fox:....He's dead.He
got zapped to death by a Robot and--
DANGER,SLIPPY!DANGER!
Stacy:What
the hell?!!?
*The Robot comes in with Slippy riding it's back*
Slippy:YEEEHAW!!!!
*Stormtroopers come in*
1# Stomtrooper:Freeze,Rebel
scum!
Fox:What the heck?Wrong movie!
*Stormtooopers fire anyway*
*Robot blows up as Slippy falls out an airlock*
Fox:C'mon,team!
*Star Fox team takes off in Arwings*
Stacy:What about me?
*Stormtroopers closing,but they get blasted by Leon*
Stacy:Leon!
Leon:You think I leave without you?
*Both Stacy and Leon hop into
Slippy's Arwing and take off*
*Stormtroopers get sucked into space,as
Darth Vader's Super Star
Destroyer fires at Stacy and Leon's Arwing*
Leon:Eat bombs,helmet boy!
*Blows Star Destroyer with bombs*
Leon:*Faces Stacy* Say,luv.Wanna do another interview with me?
Stacy:Gladly.
*Suddenly a big Cube appears*
Stacy:What now?!??
Borg:We
are the borg,lower your shields and surrender your ships.
Leon:Wonderful!
*Borg Cube attacks Arwing*
Stacy:OH @##$%%^&$!!!!!!!!!
Leon:Stacy.....luv....what's a @##$%%^&$?
*Arwing fires one shot
and Cube blows up to bits*
*Flies away*
Leon:Now,we are alone!
*Suddenly,a ship the size of One Fourth of Eath's Moon appears*
Stacy:NOW WHAT?!?!????
*The mothership unleashes city-sized space ships*
Leon:Uhhh.....let's go!
*Goes into hyperspace*
Stacy:NOW
we are alone!
*Winds up in the middle of a space battle*
Leon:Oh,for
the love of--
*Goes into hyperspace again and is finally alone*
Stacy:Say,Leon?
Leon:Yeah,luv?
Stacy:What do you think happened
to slippy?
*Slippy apppears in front of the ship floating*
Slippy:Help!
Leon:Aaahh,he's fine!I'm sure he won't mine....*Kisses Stacy and Slippy
watches*
Slippy:OoooOOOooohhh!
*Leon blows up Slippy with a
Nova Bomb*
Stacy Cornbred's special
and final interview!
Stacy:Hello!Today I'm gonna interview someone
very special!
General Pepper!
Stacy:General,how was it like to defeat
Andross again!
General Pepper:Well,it went like this..........Corneria
was under attack
by Venomian army and we had panicked!But,our political forces
pulled
through!Why,everybody serves the Cornerian army under official rights...
Hours Later.....
General Pepper:.....and like the song said,"The
bombs red glare." the
bombs weren't really red,you see in these days
and my days,we had purple
and blue bombs....
More hours later.......
General Pepper:......and we never gave up!For the Star Fox team were
only help!Not our only hope!It was me who destroyed the attack cruiser
because
my army had political rights,which in my days were called rules
and.....
Hours later,Blah blah blah......
General Pepper:.....needed
Rogaine to get rid of
themonkeys!Why?Political Rights!It always should be
used in times of
polictical crisis,but in the old days it was called Chaos
and.....
Hours...well you know.
General Pepper:.....bathrooms!That's
right!We used bathrooms as
torpedoes,which in the old days were called missiles,which
reminds me of
that time when....
Hours---I QUIT.....
General Pepper:....and we prevailed!
*Stacy is asleeped and wakes
up*
Stacy:Great story!Yeah....so(yawn) how did you feel when you were
attacked?
General Pepper:We fought them long and hard,for a lasers blasted
them to
Phenomenom Bits,which in my days were called shrapnel,which reminds
of
this story....
Stacy:Oh,no!
*Suddenly a handsome guy
comes and shoots Pepper between the eyes*
Crowd:YEEEAA!!!
*Stacy
looks at the man*
Stacy:Thank you.My name is Stacy.
Man:Your
welcome!my name is Kyle!Rebel agent.
Stacy:Well,Kyle....I
*Kyle kisses
her and Leon comes in*
Leon:You shaggy bum licker!
*Leon and
Kyle start to shoot each other*
*Kyle kisses Stacy again*
Kyle:You
better go.It's gonna take me awhile.
Stacy:Not exactly!*Faces Camera*
Boss,I quit!
*Stacy slaps Leon and goes out with Kyle*
The End
Stacy Cornbred's Comback Interwiew.....
Stacy:Hello!If you recall yesterday,I quitted my job!Well,now I'm making
a
comeback because interviewing is my LIFE!Here today I'm going to
Interwiew
the Star Fox team AND some special guests!
Stacy:Peppy,have you ever
tried to baby-sit Fox?
Peppy:No!Of course not!He was a young man by the
time when I returned!
And besides every time I do he wines,"I want my
Daddy,WAAAAAH!" and
ticks me off!
Stacy:.....Ok....
Stacy:Slippy,last time Leon blew you away with a Nova Bomb and escaped!
How
do you feel?
Slippy:I feel fine!The put me in this little chamber which
I forgot!They
told me a small,incy,weeny piece of my brain vaporized!
Stacy:That I could see!
*The wall kicks down and 4 kids with handguns,shotgun,rifles
and machine
guns appear*
Kyle:Whoa!Kenny,you were right!
Kenny:Mmmpphhnm!!
Stan:Wow!Look at all those animals!
Cartman:Yeah,hippy!
Stacy:And you are....?
Stan:Were kids from Southpark!!
Southpark kids:Yeah!
Fox:Why are you here?
Kyle:Were hunting!Hey
Stan!You see that Rabbit right there?Shoot it!
*Stan aims his shotgun
and hesitates*
Stan:I can't.
*Star Wolf team arrives*
Pigma:Prepare to die,Star Fox!
Cartman:Stan,your a big hippy treehugger,ya
know?You can't kill
$%^&!
*Stan points his gun to Cartman's face*
Stan:But I could kill you,fat @$$!!!
Stan:In fact,this pig over
reminds of you!!!
Pigma:Huh?
*Pigma gets shot in the forehead*
Kyle:This place is loaded!
*Kenny pulls out his Machine Gun and
fries Wolf to a pancake*
Kenny:Mmmphhhnnm!!!
*Kyle pumps 5 spray
Bullets in Andrew with his rifle*
*Star Fox Team escapes in Arwings as
Andross appears*
Andross:So,this is the mighty Star-
*Gets shot
in the head by Cartman*
Cartman:Yea!I killed something bigger now!
*Star Wolf team is dead*
Cartman:I'm bored.I'm going to watch cartoons
and Cheesy Poofs!
Kyle:Yeah!Cartoons kick@$$!
*Leon jumps in
and on his knees*
Leon:Stacy,forgive me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stacy:And why should I?
Leon:We had a good relationship!
Stacy:.......true........Alright,I
forgive you!
*Leon kisses Stacy*
Stacy:This is Stacy Cornbred
sighning off!
Another Stacy Cornbred
interview with (again) the Star Fox team.....
Stacy:Hello!Today is my--
*Cartman shows up*
Fox:What the hell
are you doing here?!?
Slippy:Aren't you supposed to be with your friends
watching cartoons
and eating Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman:GOD-DAM***!!!!!I
RAN OUT $%#%$$ CHEESY POOFS!!!!SO SHUT YOUR
BIT**-@$$ MOUTH!!!!!!!!
*Slippy shuts up*
*Cartman looks in the refriegerator*
Stacy:Eh.....back
to what I was saying!Falco--
Falco:Hey,fat boy!Don't talk to Slippy that
way!
Cartman(Very angry):GOD-DAM***!!!!!LEAVE ME @#$#%$ ALONE!!!!I CAN'T
GET---WEIGHT GAIN 4000!!!!
*Cartman chugs down Weight Gain 4000*
Cartman:Beefcake!BEEFCAKE!!!!
Falco:Yeah,what ever you little--
*Falco moves to choke Cartman*
*Cartman pulls out a Rifle*
Cartman:Back off,you son of a bit**!!!
Stacy:Eh.....(Idea!)*Writes down
everything* Fat Boy annoys Flaco
Lombardi!What a title!
Cartman:I'm
not fat!I'm big-boned!
Falco:That's it!
*Cartman shoots the
insane Falco*
Stacy:WOW!Beefcake Boy KILLS Falco Lombardi!!
*Police arrives*
Police Cop:Freeze,Star Fox!
Cartman:No!Please
don't--What?!!??
Remaining Star Fox Team:WHAT?!??
Police Cop:Your
under arrest for not paying your bills!
Fox:Holy crap!IRS!!Run for it!!!
*As they run they got arrested anyways*
Cartman:Bought time you
showed up,I've been waiting for hours!
Stacy:Wow........Beefcake Boy
Cartman becomes hero!
Leon:Say,luv.How 'bout Chamelion makes love to
interviewer?
Stacy:Oooh,Leon! *Both Leon and Stacy walk out*
The En--
Cartman:Hey!I didn't get my Cheesy Poofs!Oh,here they
are!
*Cartman gets a bag of Cheesy Poofs and he walks away in the sunset....
swearing,cursing,eating Cheesy Poofs.......*
Another Stacy Cornbred and Fat Boy Cartman Interview......
Cartman:I'm not fat!I'm big-boned!
Stacy:Hello!For some reason,Cartman
here has taken up the Interviewing
buisness to get money and Cheesy Poofs!Today,we
are interviewing
Katina's Bill Grey!
*Cartman walks around eating
Cheesy Poofs*
Stacy:Bill,before we start,what questions are on your mind?
Bill(Drunk):Well(hic) I frrrrrgott!
Stacy:You what?
Bill:I
fffrrrrrgot!
Stacy:Eh......let's start!
Cartman:Cool ship!*Touches
one of those Cornerian Fighters*
Stacy:Bill,what happened after Fox destroyed
Andross?
Bill:Well(hic)I has hippy and WHOA! did I go drfnking deer?Ofah!
Stacy:............
Cartman:Your a hippy?!?
Bill:Yeth,thir!
*Cartman pulls out rifle*
Cartman:I don't like hippys!!!
Bill:SooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooo,you isn't hippy?
Stacy:COMMERCIAL
BREAK!
Minutes later....
Stacy:Bill,how did you feel when--
*Cartman looks at a red button inside the ship*
Cartman:What does
this do?
Bill:No!!!!!!!
*Cartman Pushes Red Button,the ship
explodes sending Cartman into space*
Stacy:Ah.............this Stacy
Cornbred signing off!
Bill:What about my(Passes out)........
*As Cartman crash lands to his house,sits on the couch,watching TV and
eating
Cheesy Poofs*
Life magazine interviewing
SFT by: Triggerhappy
interviewer "so,
how was it beating andross down the hard rought?"
fox "fa faf fath
fe foo fo blebleble...."
peppy "its very nice." [giggling nervously]
falco "wake up fox you SOB!"[slaps fox]
interveiwer"whats wrong
with him?"
peppy, slippy, falco in usion"i dont know."
fox [waking up]"father?"
interveiwer, peppy,slippy,falco"huh?"
interveiwer"fox, are you OK."
fox"yeah,im OK."
interveiwer"what
helped you get out of androses base? your brains?your
wits?your instinced?
fox"my fother i think."
falco"yeah right"
interveiwer"what
a headline,fox goes harebrain!"
[ funny farm picks up fox,lox him up,and
throws away the key]
interveiwer"bye."
Falco"what do we
do now."
peppy "I heard mario needed some help."
[they
leave to go help mario and wile they are gone andross blows up
cornaria
Cornerian news interveiws SFT by: Triggerhappy
interviewer "how does it feel to kick
androsses @$$ for the
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th
time.
fox[nearly asleep]"must.......get......sleeeeeep"[falls asleep
on the spot]
peppy[yawns] "very tiring"
[fox starts snoring
loudly.falco tries to drag him back to his room but
falls asleep at the door
of the great fox]
peppy "sorry 'bout that"
interviewer "its
ok.are you going to continue to kick androsses @$$."
slippy[angrily]"#^!!
no!we are going to sleep"
peppy[angrily]"he gave up already, and
you want us to fight some more!"
[slippy goes into great fox and uses
cannons to blast interveiwer.peppy
goes inside, take both falco and fox to
their rooms,and then he and slippy
go to bed.
ROB"i better turn on
the silent liftoff engines.
[the great fox lifts off and leaves]
GENERAL
SALT'S INTERVIEW WITH STARFOX...
[General
Salt has been employed as a reporter, and is going to meet the
Starfox team
when they get off the Great Fox after defeating Andross]
[The Great Fox settles
into a hangar, and the team get out]
SALT: So, Fox, what's it like to defeat
one of the most evil forces in
Lylat?
[Fox looks dazed, and does not
reply]
SALT: Uh, Fox?
[Falco kicks Fox in the back and he snaps out of
it]
FOX: Wellsh, me and der team fort we'ds have a shelebrations party, myou
know? I think...I must have... had about...26 pints?
[Fox pitches forward
on the floor]
FALCO: Slippy, get him outta here. He looks like a corpse.
[Slippy drags him into a corner]
SALT: Now, Falco, what IS it like to defeat
one of the most evil powers
in the whole of-
[Wolf's ship crashes through
the roof at the other end of the hangar]
WOLF: [Walking through an are of
scaffolding, where mechanics are fixing
a ship] Ahahaha! I'll get you now,
Starfox! Ahaha-[Hits his head on
scaffolding]-urgh.....
[Wolf collapses]
SALT: I am TRYING to make an interview over here!! Now, HOW DOES IT-
[Something
else crashes through the hole]
FALCO: What is that?
[A brown ball of fur
unrolls from the plane wreckage, and reveals itself
to be Diddy Kong, flying
his plane from Diddy Kong Racing!]
DIDDY: What was that, that thing that hit
me... yes [Points to wolf's
crashed ship] that crashed into me!
[Diddy's
plane boot explodes, and bananas fly everywhere]
SALT: Where did you get all
those bananas?
DIDDY: Well, if you must know I found them. Legally. Most definately
legally.
SALT: Well that's OK then. Now, Flaco,
FALCO: -Falco-
SALT: Yes Falco, what is it like to-
[KNOCK KNOCK]
VOICE FROM OUTSIDE:
Open up! This is a raid! We now you're in there, we
have the
building
surrounded!
FALCO: What is going on!?
VOICE FROM OUTSIDE: Some guy pillaged
a banana plantation and was last
seen
flying through the roof of this
building! Open up, or we'll bring in the
battering
ram!
DIDDY: Oh
yes, that. I've got to go now.
[Jumps in his plane and takes off]
FALCO:
Let's go!
[Starfox team jumps in the great fox]
FALCO: Slippy, fetch Fox.
[Slippy gets pushed out the door again, and drags Fox into the Great
Fox.]
[Bang of battering ram from outside; door doesnt break yet]
PEPPY: Get going,
Rob!
[Another bang, door buckles but doesn't collapse yet]
WOLF: Urgh...
what happened to me?
[Door falls over just as the Great Fox leaves, only Wolf
gets caught.]
Sillabub's Interview
with StarFox and more...
Silla's first
interview after a long retreat someplace in Asia......
Silla: Hullo,
duckies! Gee, it was fun there, in Asia, but you can't stay
there forever.
Well, maybe you can, but I can't. Join us today for an
interview with....uhhh...some
dudes. Let's see, that's Fox, and there's
Slippy over there locked in the
closet. And lots of other people standing
around staring at each other. Soo...here
we go!
Fox: Where are the refreshments?
Silla: Ahh! Mr. McCloud!
What are your opinions on the recent riots on
Sunset Strip?
Peter
Tork: Well, there's been a lot of vandalism....
Micky Dolenz: Actually,
since I've been there, they've been demonstrations
instead of riots. But the
newspaper reporters write about riots, I guess
because demonstration is too
hard to spell, so they use the word riot because
it only has four letters.
Fox: Riots? Sunset Strip? Who are those people? You said there would be
refreshments, so where are they?
Silla: That's beside the point. What
do you think about mass media and its
influence on youth?
Fox: Why
do you say there are refreshments, and now there are no
refreshments?
Silla: I may have lured people here under false pretences of refreshments.
Fox: So there aren't any? [sulks]
Silla: You can order a pizza
if you pay for it yourself.
Fox: [brightens considerably] Okay! [runs
off to the phone]
Falco and Leon: [walk into Silla's house]
Falco: So, what I was thinking was, hey, if he wants to feed them Cream of
Root Beer soup, what problem is it of mine?
Leon: You're right, man.
HEY! Look at that trail of pistachio shells you've
been dropping all over
town. If you commited a crime, the police would have
no trouble tracking you
down!
Falco: Oh. You're right. [starts picking up pistachio shells]
Pigma: [bumps into Falco] HEY! Watch where you're going, bird!
Leon:
Cool it, man, he was just picking up his pistachio shells.
Pigma: Oh
yeah? [tries to punch Leon]
Leon: [punches Pigma]
Pigma: [falls
over]
Bystander: [runs over to Leon] Wow! What a great right! You knocked
that
guy right over! You've got some talent...
Leon: Thank you. Can
I have a cookie?
Bystander: Uhhh....no, but I could help you break out
in the boxing industry.
Leon: Forget it! If I became a boxer, I wouldn't
have time to spend with my
new friends.
Silla: All this time I've
been watching, and now I want some answers. Why
are you and Falco getting
on so well, Leon?
Leon: We went to counseling. Now we're best friends!
Falco: That's right! We were just downtown cruising for chicks.
Silla: Any luck?
Falco: No. We had accidentally wandered into a golf
club, and the only
people there were middle-aged guys in golf pants.
Silla: I see. [furiously taking notes]
Slippy: [bangs on door] Let me
out!! Let me out!!
Silla: You're still locked in the closet? Someone
let him out.
Peppy: Back in my day, we didn't have people to let us out
when we were
locked in. And we had to walk around the small dinosaurs on the
sidewalk.
*hack*
Falco: [unlocks closet door]
Slippy: [falls
out]
Bowling pins and ball: [land on Slippy]
Leon: Slippy came
out of the closet!
Slippy: SHUT UP!
Leon: You shut up.
Slippy: No, YOU shut up!
Leon: No, YOU!
Slippy: YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUSHUTUPYOU
SHUT UP YOU!!!!!
Leon: Okay, I *will*.
Slippy: [grins insanely]
Silla: Compelling!! [takes more notes] Leon, do you think you could tell
us
a little about what you've been doing the past few weeks?
Leon:
Well, I went to a course in accents. I flunked for both my British and
French
accents, but they helped me work up a really good hick one.
Falco: Yeah!
Do that one voice again, Leon.
Leon: "Ya just put the tape in the
VCR, and it plays!"
Falco: [cracks up laughing] That one gets me
every time!!
Katt: [kicks down the door] Prozac!! PROZAC NOW!!!
Silla: Very provocative! [scribbles notes madly] Can you tell us a little
about yourself, Miss Monroe?
Katt: Well, I went to a school for gifted
youngsters until I was 6, and then
I started up at this dirty old public school
where I met all my wonderful new
friends, and then we graduated from flight
school, and I have a teddy bear.
Silla: Really?
Katt: Yeah!
His name is Goo-Goo Eyes.
Falco: My mother used to call me that when
I was a kid.
Silla: That's bordering on profound! [takes notes]
Fox: [walks back into living room with slice of pizza stuffed in mouth]
Hullo, everybody.
Silla: Waitasecond....the pizza delivery guy never
got here, how did you get
the pizza?
Fox: There was a dealer outside.
Silla: Confounding.....[writes notes]
Leon: Just what have you been
writing down, anyway?
Silla: [holds up paper, which displays a smiley
face]
Leon: Oh, that's nice.
Silla: Yes, isn't that? I......OHH!!!!
Falco: What?! What's going on?!
Silla: I've just had a premonition
that General Pepper is going to be shot in
ten minutes!
*BANG!!!*
Silla: My watch must be slow. Well, that's all the time we have today!
Join us next time when the topic is "Pittsburgh: Where to find it"!
~~~~~
Silla: Hey, folks! Since no one's interviewed our least favorite
high-
maintenance amphibian friend yet, I thought I'd do it.
Slippy:
Was that an insult?
Silla: Never. Now Slippy, what are your thoughts
on Andrew?
Slippy: Who, that goat always chasing me around? He's got
a cool ship!
Silla: That's all you have to say? I thought he was supposed
to be your main
rival. And he's not a goat.
Slippy: Whatever you
say.
Silla: Eh heh...so whatever happened with you and Croakella?
Slippy: ::looking away:: *snif* That's personal business! *snif*
Silla: That bad?
Slippy: WAAAAAHHHHH! I will never love again!!
Falco: Ya stupid lizard!
Silla: Goodness! Chill, you two!
Leon:
He started it!
Falco: Did not!
Leon: ::sticks tongue out::
Falco: Your father eats quiche!
Leon: Why you--!!!
Falco:
And what kind of a last name is "Powalski"?
Leon: It's Polish!
What the heck is "Lombardi"?!
Falco: Italian! And this is getting
really boring. I'll punch you out just
like I did Fox all those years ago!
Silla: You punched out Fox? I thought you were friends.
Falco: We
are! But he drank all the coffee!!
Slippy: I thought you were interviewing
me!
Silla: Chill out, Slippy.
Falco: ::punches Leon::
Leon: OWWWWWW! I'm telling on you!
Falco: Who are you gonna tell? ::sneering::
Leon: That depends. Heh...
Silla: This is really getting ridiculous.
James: Getting? I'd say it's BEEN ridiculous...
Leon: Awww, whaddayou
even care? You're dead!
James: Am not!
Leon: Are too!
James: That's it, I'm going for a beer...
Fox: NOO! Dad, please! ::starts
to cry:: Mom and I have had enough of your
drinking habit! Call Charter!
Wolf: Crybaby!
Fox: DAD! Wolf's being mean to me again!
James: That's it, you little fuzzball! You touch my son and I'll...
Wolf:
DAD!!!
Wolf's Dad: Stay away from my son!
Silla: Who the heck
are you?
Wolf: That's my dad! ::smiles proudly::
Falco: Have
you all lost your minds?!
Pigma: So who had a mind?
Katt: Hey
Falco, are you done fighting with Leon?
Falco: Yeah! Let's go see a movie.
Slippy: ::to Katt:: Say, you're pretty cute. Wanna go out?
Katt:
No Slippy...that's okay.
Slippy: Aww, c'mon. Pleeeez?
Katt:
No, it's REALLY okay.
Falco: Back off, Slippy!
Silla: I thought
you would never love again, Slippy?
Slippy: I got over it.
Leon:
Falco, what are you doing? We're not done yet!
Falco: Shaddup! You've
got a Polish last name and you CAN'T DECIDE whether to
have a FRENCH accent
or an ENGLISH accent! You're just a poser!
Leon: I'm a chameleon, what
do you expect??
Smithy: Over here, NOW! I'll crush you all!
Silla: Wrong game, bloke.
Smithy: Ope...darnit. Gwa ha ha!
Silla:
Sheesh! There's a plot hole you could drive a truck through.
Peppy: *hack*
Those were the good old days...
Silla: What's wrong with him?
Slippy: He's got alzheimer's...I'm surprised they let him out of the
retirement
home.
Peppy: Calm down, you little whippersnappers! When I was your age
I had to
walk twenty miles in the snow just for a carrot! And it was uphill---both
ways! We didn't get frostbite, we were born with it! And we had to slap each
other to keep warm!
Silla: And I suppose you had to walk around the small
dinosaurs on the
sidewalk?
Peppy: *cough* Watch your mouth, young
lady. Why, when I was just a little
boy, we had some respect for our elders!
Falco: This is getting too weird for me! C'mon Katt, let's blow this popsicle
stand. Katt: You're right. These people are skipping without a rope.
::They leave::
Fox: ::crying::
James: Now you stop that! I didn't
invest...what was it...3 years of my life
in bringing you up just so you could
blubber like this!
Andrew: Crybaby!
Wolf: You should talk, Andrew!
You stupid goat!
Andrew: I'm not a goat!
Pigma: Whatever you
say, buddy.
Leon: I've known blocks of wood with a higher IQ than yours!
Andrew: Uncle Andross!!!! Wolf and Leon are being mean to me again!!
Andross: It's okay Andrew...I'll get you some ice cream!
Andrew:
Okay!
Slippy: Can I come??
Andross: NO!
Silla: Slippy?!
You know they're your sworn enemies?
Slippy: So what! Alliances aren't
important when it comes to ice cream!
Bill: Whoa, Fox!
Fox:
Bill?! Where'd you come from?
Bill: I'm delivering the pizza your dad
ordered, dude!
Fox: Excellent!
Bill and Fox: ::air guitar thing::
Bill: Dude, while I'm here, I'm selling this fund raiser for high school!
Coupon books! Ask your mom if she wants one!
Fox: You're still in high
school?
Bill: Of course! I cut school every day to fly around and never
graduated!
Slippy: This is getting more interesting by the minute.
Silla: Not really. In fact, it's actually pretty boring.
Slippy:
Wha-? But this is my interview? And it's boring? *sob*
Silla: Calm down,
Slip!
Peppy: You young rips don't know how easy you have it!
Fox: Mmm, pepperoni!
Bill and Fox: ::air guitar::
Fox: See you
later, dad! I'm going to Bill's house!
James: Have fun.
::Fox
leaves::
James: Great! Now I can have that beer!
::James leaves::
Nurse: There you are, Mr. Hare! We've been looking all over for you! Who
told
you you could leave the retirement home?
Peppy: ::waving cane
at the nurse:: Bah! I don't need to be in a retirement
home!
Nurse:
There, there.... ::wheels Peppy out::
Wolf: Why am I still here? How
did I even get here?!
Silla: It's a plot hole. Haven't you been paying
attention?
Wolf: I'm getting out of here!
::Wolf leaves::
Leon: Where's Falco? I've got words with him!
Silla: Sheesh, Leon!
He left!
Leon: Whu---well, I'll get him!
::Leon runs out::
Pigma: ::looking through refrigerator:: Isn't there anything good to eathere?!
Silla: Wot are you doing? That's my refrigerator!
Pigma: All you
have is celery and tuna!
Silla: I live healthily and in peace...
Pigma: Yecchh! They've got better stuff at the local greasy spoon! I'm jetting
while I can still walk..
Silla: You can afford to miss a meal, Dengar.
Pigma: Yeah well, you stink!
Silla: If you say so! Now get out!
::Pigma leaves::
Slippy: Well, I guess it's just you and me again.
Silla: Yeah..you're right....Umm, listen, it's been real, but I must begoing.
Slippy: But...you spent most of the time talking to those other guys!
Silla: That's because they're more interesting to talk to than you!
Slippy: What! That's it! I'm leaving!
::Slippy leaves::
Silla:
Well, that's all for today. See you next time, mates!
~~~~~~
Interview with Star Fox by Silla
Note: We had the interview at a very
posh restaurant, but they still serve
soda. Everyone was at least on their
tenth caffeinated drink by the time we
started recording the interview. My
fault. Sorry, mates.
Silla: 'Ello, peeps! I'm here today with the glorified
Star Fox team,
Corneria's finest mercenary dirtbags!
Slippy: What
does she mean by that?
Fox: ::giggling:: I dunno. HAHAHAHA!
Falco: Wait, wait...I have something funny to say...
Peppy: Ooh! What?
Falco: Goldeneye is an eye that is golden!
Peppy, Fox, Slippy, Silla:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Silla: *teeheehee* Ya know, I had some
questions, but I can't for the life of
me imagine what happened to them.
Falco: It was the string cheese guy!!
Silla: EGAD!
String
Cheese Guy: I didn't take your stinking questions!
Bill: He's right,
dudes! I took them! I'll only give them back if you
interview me, too!
Silla: Otay.
Bill: Here you are, most excellent feline!
Silla: Thanks! Question one: Do Re Mi Fa So Ti La....waitaminute!
Fox:
My favourite colour is green...
Silla: These aren't questions! This is
music! Cripes...it's in the key of D.
Wot kind of weirdo writes music in the
key of D?
Slippy: Is it a Christmas song?
Peppy: Sing it for
us!
Silla: I don't know it!
Falco: Sing it anyway!
Silla: ::sings:: JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!
Katt:
Beautiful! I could k......nevermind. Falco, are you done here?
Silla:
Get away, Katt! The interview's not over!
Katt: Oohh, this is an interview?
Can I sit in?
Slippy: Only if you have a coke! ::pushes 44 oz. soda to
her::
Katt: Thanks!
Silla: So, how far do you reckon we are
from Venom right now?
Fox: At least seven meters....
Falco:
Are you sure we're that far?!
Fox and Falco: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Falco: Wait, that's not funny!
Fox: You're right! It's not funny at all.
Falco: *snork*
Fox and Falco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bill:
Dudes, what's the joke?
Fox: That's the funniest part! There isn't one!
Bill: I don't get it. Bogus.
Falco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Peppy: I'm gettin' too old for this. But I hafta admit, that wasn't funny at
all!
Peppy, Falco, Fox: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Silla: So Bill,
what's your favorite baseball team?
Bill: I don't like baseball. I'm
a golf fan!
Silla: BLIMEY! Really??
Bill: No, dude! Not really!
Silla, Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Katt: This is fun! I just
hope that mean old Leon won't show up. It seems
inevitable, though...
Silla: He's not coming....I locked him in my refrigerator...
Fox:
You did WHAT?
Silla: Actually, I don't remember where he is....I think
I fed him to my pet.
Leon: Oh, FALCO!!
Silla: DENMARK!
Falco: Whaaaat?
Fox, Slippy, Peppy, Bill: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Katt: Oh nooo!!
Supercow: MOOOOOO!!!!!
Leon: Your momma
drinks diet coke!
Falco: What? I don't get it.
Leon: *snicker*
Leon and Falco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fox: Hey Leon, have a
Dr Pepper!
Leon: Don't mind if I do! ::drinks Dr Pepper::
Bill:
He can't sit with us! He's a BAD GUY!
Silla: Hey! You're right!! Away
from us, fiend!
Leon: Whaaaaaaat! You people aren't nice! This is all
your fault, Falco!
Falco: No it's not!
Leon: Oh yeah it is!
Falco: ::draws laser bazooka, shoots Leon::
Leon: OOOOOWWWWWW!!
Silla: A-aa-ao-o-ww-oo-oo!! Stop this madness!
Falco: He started
it!
Leon: No I didn't!
Falco: Yes you did! I stole your wallet
too, you big dorkhead! Nice cousins!
Leon: WHY YOU!
Silla: ::grabs
Leon, locks him in refrigerator:: Let Amy deal with him.
Peter Tork:
You look just like her, you do! I know by lookin' at you that
you've been
listening to your Auntie Grizelda.
Silla: ::guilty look:: I haven't either!
I'm a good girl, I am!
Peter: You've got to make it free of Auntie Grizelda,
or just like her you'll
have to make it alone.
Auntie Grizelda: GET
OUTTA MY HOUSE!! I know your kind! Stay away from my
niece!
Peter:
Don't freak out! I'm a vegan!
Grizelda: SHOO! And the rest of you while
you're at it!
Silla: This isn't your house! It's a restaurant!
Grizelda: Oh, so it is...nevermind.
Fox, Bill, Slippy, Peppy, Falco,
Katt, Silla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Leon: ::muffled:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Silla: STOP THE INSANITY! I've got to end this interview before anything
else
happens!
Slippy: Great idea!
Silla: Bye for now, folks.
See you next time I guess.
=====
"OH!! There's nothing
in here but tuna! ICK!" ~Leon
~~~~~~
Interview with Pigma
by Silla
Note: We had all calmed down considerably since the last interview
I had--it's
been a day or so, and the caffeine's out of our systems....mostly.
Heh heh heh.
Silla: Here today with our rather voluminous swine
friend is ME, Sillabub. I
can't really think of anything interesting he'd
possibly have to say, but I
thought I'd interview the poor neglected porker.
Pigma: I knew I shouldn'ta come to this interview, all yer gonna do is insult
me the whole time. I guess I might as well see if you've improved yer food
stock since last time....
Silla: NO!! Don't open the--
::Pigma
opens refrigerator::
Leon: GRRRRRRR!!!!
Silla: Eep!
Leon: When I get my hands on you...
Silla: LOOK, it's Julia Roberts!!
Pigma and Leon: WHERE?
Silla: ::shoves Pigma and Leon into refrigerator::
Pigma: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Leon: Not again!
Silla: Phew. Well,
this looks to be over awready. What now?!
::Fox crashes through window::
Fox: Do you have the purple iodine and the wooden cultural mask?!
Silla: No! Let me guess, the plot hole?
Fox: Uhhhmmm...I guess, I was
walking along the street holding a bottle of
mustard and all of a sudden I
ended up here.
::Andross runs in screaming::
Silla: Andross?!
Get out of my house! You're a BAD GUY!
Andross: ::shuddering, looking
around:: They're AFTER ME!
Silla: Wot? Who's after you?
Andross:
The PINEAPPLES!!
Silla: Oh...I understand... ::discreetly dials telephone::
::Seconds later...Men in white show up and cart Andross off to the funny
farm::
::Monkees walk in through the front door::
Davy Jones:
'Ello, luv. Wot are you doing in our house?
Silla: This isn't your house....is
it?
Micky: MAN! Peter, did you move the house again??
Peter:
I'm sorry! They said they wouldn't lift the rent, so we'd have to pick
up
and move!
Mike: Aw, man, and this coke went bad too.
Silla:
Egad! Well, folks, as much a fantasy it is of mine to meet you dudes, I
really
must ask you to leave, as this is all on tape recorder. I'm rather
certain
that you oughtn't to be here anyway--I mean, the plot's got more holes
than
swiss cheese and I'm fairly sure you're a product of that.
::Monkees
shimmer and disappear::
Silla: CRIPES!
Fox: That was weird!
Silla: Indeed....
Talking Andross Doll: Fox! Join me, and you'll
never end up in crazed feline's
houses holding a bottle of mustard again!!
bottle of mustard again...mustard
again...*SNIP* *CRACK*
Silla: I
think it's malfunctioning...
Talking Andross Doll: ::Explodes:: BOOOMMMM!!!!
Silla: Aa-aao-oww-woo!!!
Fox: Neat!
Passerby: WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE!! You killed the Talking Andross Doll!!
Fox: No, no, it wasn't
me, I swear it!
Silla: You shouldn't swear, it's not nice....
**It became rather hard to follow what was going on at this point..I think the
passerby assembled a group of citizens to come and lynch Fox, but I can't
quite be sure. I came to some hours later in a UFO with an alien leaning over
me and wiping my memory.**
Silla: What a nice visit to the grocery store
that was. Well, what's this tape
recorder?
**It was then that I recalled
I recorded the interview! I listened in awe as
things I hadn't remembered
happening were rolled out on tape! EGAD!**
Silla: Ohhh!! I've been abducted
by aliens!
::twilight zone music::
Epilogue: I later found out
that the whole UFO thing never happened...I fell
asleep during an old Sci-Fi
movie after the mob kidnapped Fox......I'd like to
say we all lived happily
ever after but I'm sure that's not quite true of
Pigma and Leon. In fact,
I imagine they're rather cold and bad-tempered by
now. But I don't think I'll
check.
~~~~~~
Silla's interview with Andrew...
Silla:
Hum de dum....Andrew's late....la la la....and I'm talking to
myself....and
I'm REALLY BORED....
Pigma: ::muffled:: LET ME OOOOOUUTT OF HERE!!
Silla: OH NO, ME REFRIGERATOR IS TALKING TO ME AGAIN!!! Make it stop!!!
Pigma: NO, you fool, it's ME! You locked me in your refrigerator, remember??
Let me out!! I'm going to starve!!
Silla: ::regains composure:: I'm not
going to let you out. Not now, not ever.
You deserve to eat celery. The wicked
celery. I won't lower myself to eat it
anymore, it's simply too wicked.
Pigma: YOU LET LEON OUT!
Silla: Oh, dry up. I just let him out so
Max could give him an indian burn on
the eye. And so he could be Wolf's lawyer.
But you've got no practical
purpose, so IN THE FRIDGE YOU STAY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha...ha...heh
heh.
Andrew: Let me in! Knock knock!
Silla: ::answers door::
Well, what a surprise. I thought you said you'd be
here ten minutes early.
Or did you get the concept of "early" and "late" mixed
up again?
Andrew: Whu--? I'm late? Who are you?
Silla: Uhhmm,
are you allright?
Andrew: The last thing I remember was this big mean
guy stealing the blocks
from me and making me sit in the back during storytime.
Silla: Great scot, you're having memory flashes from nursery school.
Andrew: No, this was just last week.
Silla: Oh...uh...heh heh.
Andrew: ::looks around nervously::
Silla: Sooo...Andrew.....what
are your thoughts on your uncle?
Andrew: He buys me candy whenever I
want it. ::grins::
Silla: Uh-huh. ::takes notes:: Wot of the others on
your team...?
Andrew: Wolf is mean. Leon is mean. Pigma is mean and fat.
Pigma: I HEARD THAAAA-AAAA-AAATT!!!
Andrew: Huh?!
Silla:
It was just your imagination...
::big black portal with flashing pink
burst in it appears....I believe it's
some sort of teleportation device but
I can't be sure...::
Leon: ::falls out of portal:: Aaaahhhh!!!
Silla: What are you doing here?
Leon: The door was locked so we had to
come in this way.
Silla: "We"??
Wolf, Fox, Falco,
Slippy, Katt, Bill, Peppy, LA of CA, Rowan, Sir Maximus,
Leia, and Amy Johnson:
::fall out of portal, land on Silla::
Silla: OUCH!
Bill: Whoa,
dude, like, you know, don't get all mad.
Wolf: Which voice indication
shall I speak with today: English accent or punk
kid? I really sound dorky
when I'm switching back and forth.
Slippy: F-f-FOX!!! Leon is scaring
me!!
Fox: ::miraculously back from the dead:: Shove it! I don't care
if he's
scaring you.
Falco: ::also revived:: He can't hurt you anyway,
dingleberry. I stole his
gun, remember? And do you wanna know HOW COME I WAS
ABLE to steal his gun?
::gets in Leon's face:: BECAUSE LEON'S TOO MUCH
OF AN IDIOT TO KEEP ME FROM
STEALING IT!! THAT'S WHY!
Leon:
::slaps Falco::
Falco: ::draws Leon's gun and his own:: ::shoots Leon::
Leon: OOOWWW! My eye is still healing!! Now, thanks to you, I'll NEVER
RECOVER!! ::runs away in shame::
Amy Johnson: No! Wait for me, darling,
I love you! ::chases after Leon::
Katt: Now that you're alive again,
hon, what say we go tie the knot....?
Falco: Sounds good to me. Does
anybody know of a good priest?
Silla: Well, I've been trying to find
a good church, but the best I can offer
in this area is Rev. Floyd....he ministers
at a drive-thru church in downtown
Manhattan.
Falco: Er....I guess
that'll have to do. Uhhmm, let's go.
Katt: Okay.
Evil Celery:
NO! I shall deny you happiness! ::blasts Katt to Dimension 14B::
Katt:
AAAAAHHHH!!!
Falco: NOOOOOO!
LA of CA: Don't I have any lines?!
I'm the most influential humorist, dangit!!
Silla: Sorry....in this place
ya can't get a word in edgewise. Me tiny house
isn't big enough for all these
people.
Sir Maximus: At least no one's pulled a ripe avocado yet...
Silla: Indeed.
Rowan: Isn't there anyone in here I can blast out
of existence?
Silla: Sure, there's Andrew.
Andrew: HEY!
Leia: I felt a great disturbance in the force....wait, that's not my line.
SHOOT!
Silla: Uhhmm, let's wrap this up, shall we?
LA of CA:
Yes....let's....
Max: Sounds fine...
Rowan: Can't we bring Samus
into this?
Silla, LA of CA, Max: NO!
Silla: ::pushes everyone
out front door:: THE END now.
****
"Won't somebody please
let me out?" ~Pigma
"I'm being quoted again! HA!" ~Sir
Maximus
"But today there is no day or night, today there is no dark
or light, today
there is no black or white....only shades of grey." ~Peter
Tork
"Well, this is a fine pickle we've gotten ourselve into now!"
~Mr. Kipper
"Is it just me, or did I not have any lines in that
interview?" ~Wolf
"Groovy..." ~Sill
~~~~~~
Salutations! This is the Zombie Pirate LeSill (also known as Silla)
reporting
LIVE from my pirate ship! It's a lot easier than having them at
my pad,
dontcha know! I've only recently taken up Zombie Pirating, so I might
not be
perfect at it yet, but I'm brushing up! I've invited Star Wolf on board
of my
new galleon for its maiden voyage! Errrr...interview. Ah well.
Zombie Pirate LeSill: Welcome to the "Daisy Chain Schooner of Peace and
Cucumbers"!
Wolf: Are you stretching for names now?
LeSill:
Of course not. I happen to like cucumbers.
Pigma: Me too.
LeSill:
::looks distastefully at Pigma:: I don't like you.
Leon: Where's Sky?
LeSill: She's not here. Who has a crush on who here? And Pigma! I shall
deal with you!! Taste cold steel, feeble swine! :::pulls out cutlass:::
Pigma: This can't be happening!!
LeSill: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :::knocks
Pigma overboard:::
Pigma: I can't swim! AAAHHHHH!!!!
LeSill:
Don't worry, floating shouldn't be a problem.
Pigma: I heard thaaaa-aaa-aat!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew: When is storytime? Can I have a popsicle?
Andross: You!
I should have known it was you! Taking my nephew from
his......support group...?
You've overexcited the boy! Come with me, Andrew!
Andrew: Yum yum doodle
dum!
Andross: We'll get ice cream......with.....GOULASH! NO!!! AAAHHHH!
Get
outta my head!! :::collapses on the ground writhing:::
Mental
Institute Guys: He's escaped again! :::take Andross to happy place:::
Andrew: No ice cream? WAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Wolf: Uuughhh.....I don't feel so
good....:::turns green:::
LeSill: ::laughs wickedly::: Seasick, are we?
Wolf: Ulllppp!!! :::runs to railing and is sick:::
Pigma: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!
LeSill: Let's set sail! ::cuts restraint ropes::
Leon: Huh??? Where
are you taking me? You can't take me anywhere--I am the
great Leon!
LeSill: Watch yer mouth! I'm a Zombie Pirate!
Leon: :::reaches for blaster:::
GOL DING IT! That stupid bird still has my
blaster! HEY! Where's my wallet??!
LeSill: :::pulls out 60-pound block of tofu and pops it onto Leon's head:::
Leon: I can't see!!! :::stumbles around blindly:::
Wolf: :::is green:::
First Mate Joe: Ship ahoy!
LeSill: Har har har! Great flaming anchovies,
'tis good to be dead! Avast
ye, who's in that ship?
Davy Jones: It's
me! Help me, please!
Peter Tork: And me! It's that plot hole again.
LeSill: By the single eye! :::pulls them out:::
Davy: I heard LA
of CA interviewed someone who pretended they were me.
LeSill: Aye, that
she did. But I don't think they were pretending to be you.
They had an American
accent. They were trying to sound like a pirate. Failed
miserably at it too.
LA beat them up. Ask me, they deserved it.
Impersonating a Monkee! Hmph!
Davy: I'll say!
LeSill: Will you guys play a gig for me?? Hey Peter,
want to go out for
dinner??
Peter: Sure!
Davy and Peter:
:::play many wonderful songs::
LeSill: *sigh*......Awww, forget this
Zombie Pirate stuff.
Silla: Come on guys! Hey, where are Mike and Micky?
Davy: I don't know....they didn't make it through the plot hole.
Mike and Micky: :::fall out of crow's nest:::
Silla: Hi hi!
Wolf: I'm feeling much better now.
Silla: How about a steak, Wolfie?
Wolf: UURGH!! :::jumps overboard:::
Leon: Monkees? MONKEES??? I
hate the Monkees! I'll kill 'em! I'll gut
'em! I'll.....
Silla: :::runs
Leon through with cutlass:::
Leon: I'll.....get......yooo-oo-oouu.....Maybe
not today....maybe..not
tomorrow....but someday.....:::falls overboard:::
Mike: What's going on here?? I'm not even touring with you guys! :::punches
hole in deck:::
Silla: Calm yourself! It will be olright.
Micky:
Hey, do you see that island over there? Split pea with ham!
Restaurant chain!
The possibilities are big.
Silla: What?
Micky: Plot hole...sorry.
Andrew: I wanna go home!!
Silla: We're on the open sea now....Uhhmm.....hmm.
Peter: I have an inflatable airplane.
Silla: Groovy! Let's get
out of here.
Andrew: There's no room for me in that plane!
Silla: Jump overboard with your friends! You'll have fun.
Andrew: Okay!
:::jumps overboard:::
Silla, Peter, Davy, Micky, Mike: :::sit in airplane,
flying around:::
Peter: ::pulls out banjo, starts to play:::
Micky: What's that??
Peter: It's a banjo! Everyone loves a banjo!!
Slippy: :::appears in airplane::: Go into the light!
Silla: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Airplane: :::springs a leak:::
Everyone: AAAIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Airplane: :::Crashes on land:::
Silla: :::looks around::: We're home!
Slippy: Thank goodness!
The interview got a tad boring here, so
I ended it....Slippy disappeared
again....Star Wolf was marooned on some island
for a while, but I heard they
got rescued the other day. Pity. Until next
time, this is SILLA!!! Goodbye,
good luck, and good riddance!
Silla's Really
Weird Responses!
(li'l explanation type thingummy: LA asked these
questions, right? And I
answered them, right? But this piece of humour probably
won't make much sense
if the questions aren't also up....but oh well....)
Some really dumb answers only Silla could think of to some really dumb things
only Claudia J (LA of CA) could think of...
1. Why do people
ask these dumb questions? Because I'm subliminally
controlling their minds
from my top-secret base in Monkee Land, sending this
message over and over
again: "STUPID QUESTIONS!! STUPID QUESTIONS!
Write....stupid...QUESTIONS!"
Then I threaten to subliminally send them
images of Pigma breakdancing on
a table unless they comply with my orders.
Oops, I revealed my secret. DANG!
2. Do you think Cornerians made those weird rock formations on Mars? No.
In
fact, those aren't really rock formations. They're actually little Martian
cockroaches standing in formation and singing showtunes while baking enormous
amounts of chocolate cake. It's a little-known fact, but it makes for some
interesting trivia.
3. Why did I ask that? Because you care about the
little people. Or
cockroaches, as it were, in this case. Or even little woodland
creatures who
wear clothing and fly around in little airplanes shooting anything
that moves
unless it has a brightly coloured arrow above it.
4. Why
does Gen Pepper say: "This is one steep bill, but it's worth it."
Isn't he supposed to be the head of the Cornerian defense? He pretends to be
the head of the Cornerian defence. He's actually only a sergeant. He even
owns a Lonely Hearts Club, and has a band. General he's not, but he's got
connections in the Mexican Mafia who make sure no one disputes his reign.
5. If he is, doesn't he have access to all the money on that dang planet?
No.
I know you hate hearing this, but Bill Gates has access to all the money
on
that dang planet, this dang planet, those dang planets, and every other
dang
planet.
6. If Fox's Crew gets visited by thousands of people
a day, why are there only
74 guestbook entries? (no offense Greg) Because
everyone went to this hotel
room where they had this guestbook, but it was
Red Tide and there were dead
fish everywhere, so now everytime they hear the
word "guestbook" they freak
out. Or how's this: Nobody scrolls all
the way down to the bottom of the
site because they can get to all the sections
from the very top. Or what
about this? The SAME 74 people visit Fox's Crew
10 times a day.
7. Why hasn't my dad let me have a scanner yet? I dunno.
Why hasn't me dad
let me have one? >:( It's not fair, really it isn't,
trying to make
pictures on the shtupid computer.
8. If LT. Caiman
is a well, Caiman, then why does he look like a deformed
frog? (like the ones
in Minnesotta?) Three words: Plastic surgery
malpractice.
9. Why
is Scorpion always wanting to kick Fox's @$$? Because Fox is a BIG
DORK and
he deserves it!!
10. Why did I just ask that? I only made up the dang
story I should know.
Well, you asked it because you were afraid of the celery.
And of that
breakdancing Pigma image you're always being threatened by.
11. Why have I only gotten e-mail for my stories by Finnius, Lyn Veaver,
and a
guy named Kay? Because all the rest of us are too afraid of the guy
named
Kay.
12. Will Falco and Leon ever stop fighting? Maybe if they
learn to live in
peace and harmony....and find the thrills Peppy and Bill
Clinton used to, back
in the sixties...MEAT LOCKER! Oh, man. And Mary Jane.
13. If my character Terrorist is MY own creation, why does she come
back to
heckle me about writing the rest of those stories??!!! You didn't
really
make her up. She was already real. In fact, SHE made YOU up. In fact,
Fox's Crew is just something the Terrorist made up. In fact, the Terrorist is
the only thing that's real in the entire universe! She made EVERYTHING up!
....Confusing, isn't it?
14. Where did I come up with the name Claudia
J anyway? From the depths of
your warped little mind. No offense.
15. Why is it that everytime Greg Gant comes up in the interveiws, something
screwy happens? Ah-ha! I was just waiting for someone to ask that!! It's
because
Greg Gant is really just an insanely wicked fruit fly bent on
converting Lylat
to carnivorism and his own sadistic rule, and his aura
disturbs the entire
astral plane! So now the truth comes out, eh, Greg? Huh?
HUH?? I blew your
cover! HAHAHAHAHA!
~~~~~~~~~~
J.Wolfman asked these questions, right?
And I answered them, right?
The 13 Most Stupidest Answers that only
Silla could think of to the 13 Most
Stupidest, Unanswerable Questions That
Only J.Wolfman Could Think Of...
1. If Katt and Falco ever get married
and have children, what will their
offspring be? Refer to Stupid Question
# 11, mate.
2. Why does in the ending theme, all the soldiers in the
hall with General
Pepper look the same? They were selling those outfits on
sale and their mums
all bought them one and insisted that they wear them.
Me mum does that to me
sometimes.
3. If the Lylat System is far from
Earth, why did Falco say, "Hey EINSTEIN,
I'm on your side!"? Because
you see my friend, "Einstein" is a German name. It
literally means
"one beer mug". I hope this clears all that up for you.
4.
Do you think Falco went to Kansas University? *look at KU's mascot* Good
heavens,
NO! Falco went to Azuza Pacific and graduated as a public speaker.
But because
he's a bird and so is much smaller than the average human, nobody
ever listened
to him. Eventually he became discouraged and got a pilot's
license.
5. If Andross was smart due to the size of his brain, why was his nephew an
idiot? Smarts are a recessive gene. Or how about this. Andrew's adopted. He's
really a goat and not an ape atall! He ate too many tin cans as a baby.
6. What does Pigma meant by "That reward's as good as mine!" He's talking
about the pie-eating contest they hold at Bolse every month. He always wins
it. Why is he talking about during battle? He's obsessed. He can't focus. Why
do you think he always gets shot down?!
7. Why is there someone actually
laughing at this list? Is there? Let me turn
my hearing aide on...
8. Why did Greg Gant put this list on the Fox Humor section? Heck, because we
HAVE RIGHTS! Mr. Gant has an obligation to society to put ANYTHING up, no
matter HOW inane or irrelevant! It's his duty as an American citizen! (You are
American, right, old chap?)
9. Did Andross come from "Planet of
the Apes"? Goodness me no. Andross is from
Wyoming.
10. Why
is it, that despite my good stories on the Fanfic section, I STILL
haven't
gotten any email messages from any fan except from Greg Gant? Let's
see.....maybe
because everyone is LAZY and doesn't take time to respond
because they're
too busy sitting on their butts and surfing the web all day.
11. Just
what species is Jabba the Hut anyway? Refer to Stupid Question #1
12.
How in the world did a Star Wars question end up here? Don't ask me, it's
your list.
13. What the heck is a plot hole anyway? PLOT HOLE 1. Unexplainable
or
mysterious absence of logic or connection within any given story 2. Of
or
pertaining to almost everything that tookplace between Star Fox (SNES)
and
Star Fox 64 3. Of or pertaining to almost everything that took place in
Jurassic Park: The Lost World
~~~~~~~~~~
and now some incredibly
stupid answers from Silla to some incredibly stupid
questions from the Underking
1.Why is slippy's voice like that? Slippy's only 7 years old. That combined
with the fact that he got a whole bunch of helium balloons on his birthday and
has been inhaling the helium ever since contributes to Slippy's....er...rather
diverse voice.
2.why does falco have such a attitude problem? His mom
never hugged him when
he was a kid, plus his dad always bugged him about grades
even though they
were high B's. Now he has a problem expressing any emotions
at all besides
anger. He's been going to counseling, though, and is slowly
working through
it.
3.how come your teamates never get