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Iced Interviews Falco and Leon


Heyo there! I'm the infamous raccoon Iced, here to bring you another fascinating interview with none other then Falco and Leon, who so generously offered to spend some time with me...

Leon- ::Works the gag out of his mouth:: Yah, you're welcome...
Falco- ::Regains consciousness:: Hwa... what? Where am I?

Iced- You're in an interview with me.

Falco- Who are you? Last I knew I was with a date with Katt...

Iced- Well... how should I explain this? I wanted to find out exactly what the problem between you and Leon is... and so Katt whacked you on the head when you weren't looking, tied you up, and dragged you here...

Falco- WHAT?

Iced- It was all her idea.

Leon- ::Snickers:: Nice girlfriend.

Falco- You shut up!

Leon- No you shut up! ::Tries to untie himself::

Falco- No you shut up! ::Tries to do a flying leap to attack Leon but falls on his face::

Leon- Nyh! ::Sticks his tongue out::

Falco- Why you little...

Iced- This is a PG13 rated interview.

Falco and Leon- ::Glares at Iced... about to say something...::

::Peppy bursts into the room, slamming the door after::

Peppy- HE'S AFTER ME!!!!!!

Iced- Who?

Peppy- PIGMA!!!

Leon- ::Snickers:: You're afraid of him?

Peppy- He finished off Star Wolf's supplies and is hungry... now he's coming after me, shouting, "Be verry verry quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! I'm going to eat you, Peppy old pal!" He's eating everything in sight!

Iced- Scary...

Peppy- Tell me about it! He's looking for me, packing a bottle of ketchup...

Pigma- ::From somewhere outside:: Oh Peppy!

Peppy- ::Cowers::

Iced- Well, you can stick around here as long as you help me out. If Leon and Falco get too noisy, whack them on the head.

Peppy- Ok!

Falco- You wouldn't do that to me, would... oof! ::Peppy whacks him on the head, Falco is knocked unconscious::

Leon- Hehe... ack! ::Peppy whacks him on the head, Leon is knocked unconscious::

Iced- So much for the interview.

Peppy- Sorry...

::Fox bursts in::

Fox- ...what are you doing in my apartment?!?

Iced- Oh, this was *your* apartment? Oh! We're conducting an interview.

Fox- ::Glances at the unconscious Leon and Falco:: Nice interview. But how did you get the keys to this place anyway?

Iced- Fara gave them to me. She said that it would be no trouble.

Fox- Darn her...

Peppy- Hey, Iced, I got a question.

Iced- Well... I'm the interviewer here... but while we're waiting for Falco and Leon to wake up... go for it.

Peppy- It said in the intro. 'The infamous raccoon Iced.' Yet, your e-mail addy says 'IcedDragon.' What *are* you?

Iced- I'm glad you asked! Actually I'm a shape-changing dragon-raccoon mix. I'm in raccoon form since my dragon form is so large it would destroy this room and crush everyone in it in a painful and bloody death. Wanna see?

Peppy- ::Backs away:: Um... no...

::Falco and Leon wakes up::

Iced- Welcome back. Now, I want to ask you both a few questions...

::Wolf bursts in::

Fox- Wolf!

Iced- What are *you* doing in here?

Wolf- Leon! That lizard drove around my ship and forgot to fill up the gas tank! He... oh, who owns this apartment?

Fox- ::Sighs:: Me.

Iced- He does have a nice place.

Peppy- Although I wish he'd listen to me for once and do as I say! I told him to get an interior decorator in here. But does he listen? No! I tell him to use bombs wisely...

Fox- ::Under his breath:: Although there was the time when he fell asleep in his arwing...

Peppy- ::Hears:: Hey! Have some respect for your elders!

Iced- Really?

Fox- Yah, on VENOM!!!

Falco- ::Still tied up:: So that's why whenever I tried to talk to you, all I heard was a loud snoring!

Slippy- And that's why I found a pillow in your arwing!

Iced- Slippy? When did you get in here?

Slippy- I ran in here when Pigma developed a taste for frogs legs...

Pigma- ::From outside:: I'm HUNGRY!!! I'll find you!!!

Leon- ::Also still tied up:: This can't be happening!

Iced- Actually... it is. I can't believe it myself.

Wolf- This is quite odd. ::Wanders off to look around in the apartment::

::Bill emerges from the bathroom::

Bill- Hi!

Fox- Bill?! Is that you?! I can't believe it!

Bill- We can catch up later, Fox!

Iced- Why later? And what were you doing in the bathroom, Bill?

Bill- Well... the GreenDawg doesn't have much in the way of room... and nature called... um... this place was nearby...

Fox- We get the point.

Pigma- ::Still outside:: I'm going to get you Peppy! And your little frog too!

Slippy- ::Wails::

Iced- Wimp.

Fox- You're telling me?

Slippy- Hey? What's the big idea?

Falco- ::Still trying to untie himself:: Hey! I thought you wanted to interview me?

Leon- ::Also still tied:: And me?

Iced- Oh yes, I wanted to ask you...

::Wolf arrives from exploring Fox's apartment::

Wolf- Interesting place. Although I wonder who's copy of Play Fox this is... ::Waves around a magazine::

::Everyone glares at Fox::

Fox- Um...

::James McCloud walks in::

James- Oh, mine! ::Quickly grabs the magazine and hides it. Everyone glares at him::

Fox- Dad...

James- ::Coughs uneasily:: Oh look at the time! I think I'll have a beer!

Iced- You've been drinking a lot, haven't you?

James- Um... ::Quickly runs off::

Iced- That was odd.

Leon- ::Still tied:: Quite.

Falco- ::Struggling:: C'mon someone, ask me a question! Untie me!

::Pigma runs in::

Pigma- I'm going to get you, little rabbit! And the annoying frog too!

Iced- Well... it's tempting...

Slippy and Peppy- Hey!

Iced- But actually since they're the stars, we can't let you...

::Everyone, even Wolf and Leon, somehow manages to pull out a laser and they start firing::

Pigma- My beautiful lunch! Aaaaa! ::Runs off::

Iced- Speaking of food, I'm hungry. Let's go to Titania.

Fox- Sure.

Bill- Great.

Peppy- Sounds good to me...

Wolf- Fine by me.

Slippy- OK!

Fox- ::Thinks fast:: Slippy, I need you here to guard my apartment while we go eat!

Slippy- Yes sir!

Iced- ::Aside to Fox:: Mucho thanks! He gets on my nerves!

Fox- ::Aside to Iced:: Your nerves? What about mine?

Iced- And Katt and Fara will meet us there...

::Falco and Leon are still struggling with the ropes. While they're pleading for help, everyone is too busy talking about lunch plans to notice them. Everyone leaves except Slippy, Falco, and Leon. Slippy begins talking::

Slippy- It's great that I was given a special assignment by Fox...

Falco and Leon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Well the food was great. Since I didn't have an arwing and didn't want to change into dragon form, Fox lent me Slippy's arwing. Aside from the light covering of slime that annoyed me, it was great. They let me keep it. I washed it out.
I heard from Bill that Falco and Leon actually ended up working together to untie each other, tie up Slippy, hang him from a tree, and call out to Pigma, "Dinner!" I wonder if they're still annoyed at me...

...
Greetings everybody! It is I, the shape-changing interviewer Iced, here to bring you another entertaining interview with none other then... Slippy! Ye gods, why am *I* doing THIS? Why have I sunk to this low?

Slippy- It's because Falco and Leon want to kill you... Peppy is currently hiding from Pigma who is running after him armed with BBQ sauce...
Pigma- ::From outside:: Food food food!!! C'mon Peppy, I want a taste of your little furried leg...
Iced- Ye gods.
Slippy- And if I remeber right, you couldn't get a hold of Fox and Fara.
Iced- Yah, that's right. I wonder where they could be?
From the closet- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
::Iced idly walks over to the closet, and opens the door. Fox and Fara tumble out::
Slippy- Fox! Fara!
Fox- Slippy? Iced?
Fara- Iced? Slippy?
Iced- I'm glad to see we all know each other. I'm not even going to ask what you were doing in there...
::Fox and Fara giggle. Slippy starts giggling but shuts up when everybody glares at him::
Fara- Hey... wait-a-minute! Didn't Slippy get fed to Pigma in the last interview of Iced's?
Iced- Yah! How come you're still alive?
Slippy- Acutally... there's a whole bunch of robo-Slippys. When one of us dies, then another runs in to replace the dead Slippy.
Fox- Nooooo!!! ::Goes and pulls out a large noose...::
Fara- Nooo!!! Fox, please... you must stay alive! For our sake!
Iced- Does this help you any? ::Pulls out a laser and blasts Slippy::
Fox- Very. ::Climbs down and chucks the noose in a convient Plot Hole:: You both are right. I must somehow stay alive... to fight against this evil...
::Another Slippy runs in::
Slippy- Hi guys!
Fara- I think I'm going to puke...
Iced- Just wondering, how many robo-Slippys are there?
Slippy- Oh, tons! Origionally, we were Andross' shock troops... but he let us go free to join Star Fox and fight against him.
Fox- ::Idly:: I wonder why?
Iced- Is there some machine that makes Slippys?
Slippy- Yah! You want the location?
Iced- Please!
::Slippy gives the location. Iced writes it down and faxes it to Bill on Katina with the note 'Destroy this machine! It makes Slippy clones!'::
Bill- ::On Katina:: Oh my... sound the alarm! We have big trouble here! Send out all our firepower! We MUST destroy this machine!!! For the sake of the universe!!!
::Meanwhile, Fox shoots Slippy. Another Slippy runs in::
Fara- Baricade the door! We must stop Slippy from entering! ::Kills Slippy again::
::Iced shoves a desk against the door, blocking it. There is a loud pounding heard from the door::
Slippy- ::From outside of the door:: Interview me! Interview meeeeee!
Fara- ::Screams:: Nooooooooo!
Iced- I feel like we're in some Steven Spielburg movie... Jurrasic Park, maybe...
::A Plot Hole opens. Out comes Jeff Goldblum, a couple of Raptors, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, that T-rex, Richard Attenborough, and all those other people in that movie who's names I don't know nor care about::
Iced- No! No way, no how! This interview will probally be screwed up enough without some second-rate actors from some movie screwing this up! Out! Out!
Raptor #1- Grr...
Iced- Out!
::Fara and Fox unblock the door. Iced chucks the various Jurrasic Park people out... face to face with Slippy::
T-rex- ::From outside of the room. It stomps around quickly:: Yip yip!
::Raptor #2 scratches at the door. Raptor #1 takes its' chances and leaps out some window. The T-rex commits suicide. The various actors try to reason with Slippy::
Jeff Goldblum- ::From outside:: Hi there...
Slippy- ::From outside:: Hihihihi!!! I'm Slippy Toad!!! Do you want to be my friend?
Laura Dern- ::From outside:: Iiiieeeee! It's horrible!
Fox- Horrible fate. We're trapped here, like rats!
::A large Cornerian rat pilot runs in::
Rat- I resent that remark!
Fox- ::Ignores that rat:: We shall soon suffer that same fate!
Iced- OR... we could use the other door... ::Points to a door on the other side of the room::
Fox- Doh!
::The various Jurrasic Park people have long since been quiet. The pounding is heard again::
Slippy- Interview meee... interview meeeee... ::A green fist bursts through the door::
Iced- Quickly!
::Fara, Fox, and Iced run through the door, climbs through the window, and slowly claws their way up to the roof::
Fara- Why did we just do that?
Iced- I have no idea.
::Slippy leaps onto the roof::
Everybody except Slippy- Noooooooo!!!
Slippy- ::Is wailing. Picks up a large iron bar and snaps it in two:: Interview meeee!!!
Iced- Never!
::Suddenly yet another Plot Hole opens up. Mario, Wolf, Andross, Donkey Kong, and a flying pig flies out::
Iced- Not another Plot Hole! ::Groans::
::Mario runs over to Slippy, grabbing him by the tail. He spins around and flings Slippy over to a large spiked bomb. The bomb explodes and Slippy's limp body falls to the ground::
Mario- Haha! So long-a Bowser!
Iced- Uh... that ain't Bowser... but you did a good job anyway!
::Falco runs onto the roof::
Fox- Hi Falco.
Falco- Oh... hi... MARIO!!! You stinking plumber! I hired you to take care of the pipes and that leak... next thing I know you're leaping into some giant green pipe in search of some stupid turtle! You even made that leak worse! You jammed this star in the crack! My place is flooded! ::Waves around one of those annoying stars::
Mario- Ohoh-a... bye-a guys! ::Leaps into a large green pipe that pops up::
Falco- ::Growls:: Wait until I get my hands on you... 
Iced- ::Idly:: He doesn't get along with people well, does he?
Falco- ::Notices Iced:: ICED!!!
Iced- Oh crap.
Falco- I'm going to get you for tieing me up! And forcing me to listen to Slippy!
Iced- Oh crap... 
::Iced grabs the nearest thing, which happens to be Fara, and chucks it at Falco. Falco ducks, and Fara hits Fox and they fall to the ground... their eyes meet... their lips meet...::
Iced- HEY! This is a PG13 interview! Can't you wait until this is over?
Falco- Why you little...
Andross- ::Runs to embrace Donkey Kong:: Brother!
Donkey Kong- Eep! Eep!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- And to think I had monkey-free interviews up to this stage... ::Sprays a can of Monkey-Be-Gone::
Donkey Kong- Eep! ::Melts::
Andross- Aaaaa! ::Falls into a Plot Hole::
Everybody- ::Pointing to a quivering mass of Donkey Kong goo:: Eeewwwww!
::Andrew runs in::
Andrew- My Uncle! ::Cries:: Uncle Kong! Hey... where's Uncle Andross...?
Iced- Um... I killed them both... but don't worry! They'll be back by my next interview.
Wolf- You're doing another interview? Nooooooo!
::Another Slippy runs in::
Everybody except Slippy- Nooooo!
Slippy- How come nobody is happy to see me alive?
Everybody except Slippy- Because you're an annoying, helium sucking, little underdeveloped, puny frog that can't fly!
Slippy- Waaa! ::Runs out::
Iced- At least we didn't have to kill him again.
Andrew- Uncle Andross!
Ghost of Andross- WHAT?!?
Ghost of Donkey Kong- Eep! Eep!
Andrew- I gotta go! Really really bad!
Falco- Eew! Don't tell us that!
::A Plot Hole forms under Andrew and he falls in::
Wolf- At last! He's gone!
::The Plot Hole starts growing::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- I got a bad feeling about this...
::The Plot Hole starts to suck people and things in::
Falco- Everybody... RUN!!!
::The Plot Hole slowly sucks people and things in. Iced, thinking fast, quickly turns from a raccoon into a large dragon and picks everybody up in her claws::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Falco- That was a close one.
Iced- Oops.
Wolf- What?
Iced- General Pepper was having a heart attack when he saw what we were doing to his office...
Fox- ::Breaks off from his kissing, smooching, and... other stuff with Fara:: That was his office we killed Slippy in? ::Returns to Fara::
Iced- Yup! Anyway, he was having a heart attack so I put him in a bed on the second floor... he'll surely be sucked in! Should we save him?
::Long pause::
Everybody- Nah!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::

And thus ended my interview. Turns out that, last I knew, the Plot Hole kept on growing and did suck in General Pepper. Also I couldn't fly forever, and now we're all stuck in that large Plot Hole.

Falco- Get me out of heeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Andrew- Uncle Andross!!!
Iced- Shut up! This interview is over!
Wolf- Wanna bet? ::Is trying to climb out::
Mario- Hey-a everybody-a...
Falco- MARIO!!! You're going to pay...
Mario- Ohoh-a... gotta go-a! ::Leaps into some green pipe that pops up::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- Well, at least Slippy isn't here...
::Slippy runs in::
Slippy- Hi guys!
Everybody except Slippy- DIE!
::Slippy becomes the first frog in orbit around Solar WITHOUT a ship::

And now this really ends my interview. Oh, yah, turns out that Bill did destroy that Slippy machine, but is lost in combat...

Various Mortal Kombat people- MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Iced- SHUT UP! ::Kicks them so hard that they join Slippy in orbit around Solar::

... and is believed to be abducted by the robo-Slippys. Who knows what horrible, unspeakable tortures that they might put him through?

robo-Slippy- Hey, let's watch Barney and Teletubbies!
Bill- Noooooooooo!!!
Iced- Hey! I'm ending this interview, no matter if you like it or not!

Frustrating, when trying to write some concluding paragraph. Oh yah, Fox and Fara never did finish their kissing, smooching, and... other stuff. You figure it out.
Falco still wants to kill Mario, and is now offering bounties for his head. Reportedly, some Bounty Hunter called 'The-a Green-a a-Plumber-a' has taken the job.

Luig-- er 'The-a Green-a a-Plumber-a'- Hehehe-a... Mario-a, prepare-a to a-die-a!
Iced- ::Chucks Luigi into a large green pipe that just poped up::

So thus concludes my interview. ::Glares at everybody to make sure they get the point:: No complaints? Good.

Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- ARG!!!

 

...

Greetings everybody! I'm the interviewing Iced, here to br--

Falco- Shut up, Iced!
Iced- Hey! C'mon, I know you're a bit peeved about being stuck in this large Plot Hole...
Falco- ::Snorts::
Iced- But that's no reason to tell me to shut up during my interview intro, birdie!
Falco- Stuff it, Iced... Mocha.
Iced- Blue-boy!
Falco- Coffee girl!
Iced- Birdbrain!
Falco- Hey! That hurt!
Iced- Nyh!
Andrew- ::Chants:: Fight, fight, fight!
Fox- Guys...
Iced and Falco- ::Turns on Fox quickly:: WHAT???
Fox- Cool it! Geez, Iced... you're starting to act like Falco...
Iced- OhmyGod! I think I am! ::Starts pacing, really worried:: This is horrible!
Falco- What's so bad about acting like me?
Wolf- A lot.
Iced- ::Continues pacing:: ... And what if I start dressing like him? Or sounding like him? Or speckling my speech with overused phrases like 'I guess I should be thankful?'
Falco- They aren't overused!
Wolf- Wanna bet?
Iced- Or the many other horrible things that comes from acting like Falco? ::Looks at him closely:: But I won't go into his many faults.
Falco- ::Sighs:: I guess I should be than-- doh!
Wolf- See? ::Grins::
Falco- Grrr...
::Suddenly a beam of light forms, and Falco, Iced, and Fox jumps back. Spock, Kirk, Scotty, and Bones beam themselves down::
Spock- Captain, this hole seems to be filled with strange crea--
Iced- Wait! I know you guys! You're from Star Trek! Everybody, they have a teleportation system that can get us out of here! Get them!
Kirk- Wait... can't we... co-exist... in a... peaceful manner...
Fox- Shove it. ::Whacks Kirk hard and he falls down unconcious::
::Falco, Fox, Wolf, and Iced easily over-power the Star Trek wimps::
Wolf- Now what?
Andrew- What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Iced- You stay here and watch over Kirk and the gang.
Andrew- B-b-b-but what about the robo-Slippys?
Wolf- Oh yah, forgot about them. ::Pauses:: No big loss if you get carried off, Andrew.
Andrew- Uncle Andross!
Andross- ::From a shadowy corner:: Shut up, you little maggot! ::Kiss kiss smooch smooch... etc...::
Iced- ACK! Not again! We're outta here! ::Presses on the little comm-link thingy she lifted off Kirk:: Beam us up, Scotty!
Generic Star Trek person- ::From the comm-link:: Uh... Scotty is with you...
Iced- Umm... right! I was just... testing you! Yah, yah! Four to beam up!
::Fox, Falco, Wolf, and Iced shimmer and dissapear from view as they're beamed up into the Enterprise. They proceed to shoot people down, and take control of the entire ship, leaving the crew stranded in the large Plot Hole::

A couple of hours later...
Iced- Space... a really big parking lot. These are the voyages of the star ship Furryprise. It's continuing mission- To get out of that really annoying Cornerian Plot Hole. To seek out new fandoms and new vic-- er... interviewies. To boldly go where no furry has ever wanted to before!
Wolf- Captain, an unidentified ship is approaching us!
Fox- We're really getting into this Star Trek thing, aren't we?
Wolf- They're trying to talk to us!
Iced- Well, normally, a Star Trek captain would order us to greet this unidentified and probally hostile ship which probally is going to contain some being which wishes to suck out our brains or do something else horrible. I know, I saw tons of reruns during the summer when there was nothing better to watch. It was either that or... soap operas. ::Shudders::
Fox- So we...?
Iced- We blast them out of the sky!
Falco- All right! Now you're talking!
Iced- Wait... I'm acting like Falco again, right?
::Fox and Wolf silently nods. Iced begins crying::
Fox- ::Pets her on the back:: There there...
Falco- What's so bad about acting like me?
Iced- I can't believe I'm acting like you, Falco... ::Sobs::
Falco- I repeat- What's so bad about acting like me?
Iced- Do you want me to start?
Falco- No... now I think about it... not really.
Wolf- What about this mysterious, unknown ship?
Iced- For fun...
Fox- I wish I shared your definition of 'fun,' Iced.
Iced- And for Plotty purposes, why don't we just talk to them?
Wolf- Why not? And why don't we just shoot ourselves and die?
Fox- ::Pulls out a laser very quickly:: Hey Wolf, I'll do it for you...
Wolf- Nevermind.
Falco- So, we're going to talk to them.
Iced- Yup.
Falco- You chickened out...
::A large Cornerian Chicken pilot runs in::
The Cornerian Chicken pilot- Hey! I resent that remark!
::Everybody ignores him and opens the comm-link between the Furryprise and the mysterious unknown ship::
Iced- ::Gasps:: It's... Bill! And Katt! And Fara! And what's-his-face... that really old fart...
Peppy- ::From the comm-link:: I'm Peppy. PEPPY! Can't you remeber?
Bill- ::From the comm-link:: Hey dudes, aren't you glad that I escaped from the robo-Slippys?
::Fox, Falco, Wolf, and Iced are bent over a Sega Saturn, playing Sonic the Hedgehog::
Fox- ::Absently:: Yah yah, whatever.
Peppy- ::From the comm-link:: You're playing a Sega Saturn? Don't you guys feel a little guilty?
Wolf- ::Doesn't even bother to look up:: Not really. Haha! Gotcha, you little bug!
Iced- This is annoying. ::Beams Peppy, Katt, Fara, and Bill over into the Furryprise::
Katt- Hey Falco baby...
Iced- Hey wait... last I knew... Fara, you were in that large Plot Hole with us!
Falco- Yah, that's right! How did you get out?
Fara- Well...
::Wulf runs in::
Iced- Hey there Wulf.
Wulf- Hi Iced... ::Waves and notices...:: FARA!
Fara- Ohoh...
Wulf- ::Pulls out a butcher knife, a blaster, several items of torture:: When I'm done, I'll...
Iced- Not in the control room, please.
Fox- What are you two going to do?
Wulf- Uh...
Fara- Um...
Iced- ::Points a finger at the window:: Look! James McCloud is flying by in his arwing and is mooning us!
Fox- I told Dad a thousand times- Stop mooning innocent people. ::Sighs and runs to the window::
::Everybody else except Iced, Fara, and Wulf follows Fox::
Iced- You may go for it now, Wulf.
Wulf- Right! ::Grabs Fara by the ears and drags her outside::
Fox- What? I don't see Dad!
Iced- Uh... I'm sorry! That was just Pigma's face, going by really fast.
Everybody- Eww!
::Screams are heard from outside::
Fox- What was that?
Iced- What was what?
Katt- Probally somebody ran into yet another robo-Slippy...
::A robo-Slippy runs in::
Katt- See?
Bill- ::Cooly pulls out a laser and shoots the robo-Slippy:: Done.
::Wulf walks in again, her clothes splattered with red::
Falco- What happened to you?
Wulf- Uh... robo-Slippy.
Wolf- But aren't robo-Slippys made out of machine parts and don't have blood?
Wulf- Um... this one was carrying a bottle of ketchup.
Wolf- Oh, ok!
Fox- ::Looks around:: Where's Fara?
Iced- She had to go to the bathroom.
Wulf- ::Looks at her watch:: Wow, look at the time! Got interviews to crash, fanfics to write, characters to murder...
Fox- WHAT?
Wulf- Gotta go! ::Quickly runs off::
Katt- Odd...
::MacBert runs in::
MacBert- Bwhahahaha! Fear me!
Iced- MacBert... MacBert... where have I heard that name before?
Fox- Crappy train driver on MacBeth.
Iced- Oh yah! The guy who had trouble stopping!
MacBert- I am NOT a bad driver!
Falco- Then how come you had trouble stopping?
MacBert- I don't have depth perception. I can't tell how far a thing might be, if it's coming towards me...
::Wolf punches him::
MacBert- Hey!
Wolf- I was just testing... ::Punches MacBert again::
MacBert- Stop that!
Iced- ::Whacks MacBert so hard he is knocked unconcious::
::A long pause::
Bill- How come I have the feeling that something is going to happen to us...?
::Suddenly, a Plot Hole opens and out falls Superman and Batman::
Peppy- Ack!
Iced- Nooooooo! Even more interview crashers!
Superman- Batman... you suck!
Batman- Superman... you're an idiot! I use my brain when fighting crime. All you do is fly around, bashing things in! I had to work to become what I am!
Superman- A second rate superhero?
Batman- At least I'm not scared of some stinking rock...
Superman- Kryptionyte! It's my one weakness!
Batman- Right! While I have no weaknesses that stop me from moving a single muscle!
Superman- Well, I'm not some lazy rich snob! I work for a living! I fight for justice!
Batman- Hey!
Superman- You suck!
Batman- Wearing a skin-tight suit... are you gay?
Superman- WHAT?
Batman- Not that I'm totally against it... but you do seem that way...
Superman- You should know, since you and Robin are... you know...
Batman- WHAT?
Superman- After all, I have Lois... ::Notices Katt:: Hey kitty, you're kinda cute...
Falco- Back off!
Katt- ::Turns to Falco:: Hey, I can deal with it myself! ::Turns to Superman:: You're not so bad looking yourself...
Superman- Saturday night at eight?
Katt- You're on. It's a date.
Falco- Hey!
Batman- Stealing somebody else's girlfriend since you can't get Lois to look at you? That's a new low, even for you.
Superman- That's it!
::Superman and Batman starts fighting, knocking each other around while bashing up the control room. The ship starts swaying::
Fox- ::Turns green:: I think I'm going to be sick! ::Runs out of the room::
Falco- ::Is holding onto a pole while the ship sways left and right:: Katt! How could you?
Katt- ::Is holding onto the back of a chair that is bolted down:: Well... you never did ask me anything. I just got tired of waiting.
Iced- ::Also is grabbing a pole:: You go girl!
Katt- See? Iced agrees with me!
Falco- And I don't care what Iced thinks. Iced Mocha...
Iced- Blueberry boy...
Peppy- ::Is clinging onto a railing:: Why, back in my day, we never had these fancy high-tech problems. Why...
Iced- All you had to worry about was the dinosaur stomping on you.
Katt- Pieces of the Big Bang hitting you.
Falco- The Ice Age getting to cold for you to find carrots.
Iced- The large saber-tooth...
Peppy- ::Sniffles:: Enough! ::Sniffles again:: I'm sad now. Aren't you upset getting...
Bill- ::Is grabbing onto the broken controls which happens to be bolted down:: The ancient fart sad?
Peppy- Waaaaaaaaa!
::Fox runs into the room, currently an odd shade of puce::
Fox- ::Clutches at his mouth:: Urp! Somebody horribly murdered Fara! Blood is everywhere!
Iced- ::Idly:: I wonder who?
Fox- I'm going to barf!
::Just then, as Fox barfs, Superman throws Batman. He lands on top of the controls for driving the ship. The ship makes a 360. So the barf happens to land on Wolf's head::
Wolf- ::Is strapped in a seat:: Eww!
Fox- ::Holds onto a railing:: Sorry!
::Just then, Superman crashes into the main controls, destroying them. The ship starts to crash::
Everybody- Aaaaaaa!!!
::A Plot Hole conviently sucks out Superman and Batman before they can do even more harm::
Feline Dion- ::Is singing:: Every night on Nintendo, I see you, I play as you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the pixels and sequels between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that Star Fox sequels will go on.
Once more, you fight on some more,
And you're here in this game,
And my game does go on and on.

Iced- Ack! Cheep 'My heart does go on' rip-off!
Feline Dion- Cheep?!! Why I worked hours on writing that song!
Iced- No you didn't! My second grade teacher acutally wrote it! You're just some second-rate wanna-be who wants to write a hit song but fails miserably!
Feline Dion- Waaa! ::Blasts a large hole in the wall and runs off crying::
The Hole- ::Starts sucking out things into the inky blackness of space::
::A cat and a dog are being sucked out the hole. The cat is clinging onto the dog::
The Cat- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go!
Iced- You're quite close to that hole... ten... nine... eight... sev-
::The suction gets too much and the cat and dog flies through the hole into space::
Iced- Wow. Must be stronger then I thought.
Fox- ::Blinks:: Where was I? Oh yes! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Everybody- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Peppy- Can't... hold on... much longer...
Bill- Who knows? Let go. Maybe all those loose wrinkes you have will somehow help to plug the hole.
Peppy- How come you guys are being so mean to me???
Iced- Easy! Slippy ain't around.
::Yet another robo-Slippy runs in::
Slippy- Hehehehe!
Bill- DIE! ::Shoots the robo-Slippy::
Slippy- I'm monkey food if I don't leave!
::King Kong runs in, scratches his armpits, grabs robo-Slippy, licks him...::
Everybody but Andrew- Ewww!
King Kong- Eep! Eep!
::... and runs off::
Everybody- ::As the ship spirals down:: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
::Everything goes black::

Well, once again, my attempted interview with... somebody... has been a complete failure. Turns out we happened to crash in this same Plot Hole as before...

Falco- Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Wolf- Let me outta here!
Iced- Cool it, guys. I'm doing another interview, soon!
Everybody but Iced- Noooooooooooooooo!
Fox- ... do you really expect us to be happy about you doing another interview?
Iced- No, not really. Just prepared.
Bill- Please, let the horror end!
Katt- Hold on, wait! Don't Plot Holes seem to act like tunnels? You know, you come through one end, and you go out the other?
Iced- Yah, they seem to do. But this one seems stable...
::Suddenly, everybody starts falling through the hole::
Everybody- Aaaaaaaaaah!
Iced- You couldn't let it rest, Katt, could you?
Katt- Well... we're going somewhere else. At least there aren't any robo-Slip--
Iced- Shut up! Haven't you noticed that there happens to be a lot of times when somebody says, "Well... it could be worse." and it becomes worse?
Fox- What could be as bad as being in one of your interviews?
Iced- Shut up! Shut up!
Wolf- You're acting like Falco again...
Iced- Oh dear God! Please, everybody, accept my sincere apologies.
Falco- Really, what's so bad about acting like me?
::Everybody continues falling. Another robo-Slippy starts falling with them. Bill shoots it::
Iced- You know, I'm acutally getting used to the robo-Slippys. They're not so bad. After a while, you get into this nice pattern. Robo-Slippy runs in, you shoot it...
::Suddenly, a robo-Falco runs in::
Everybody but Falco- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ::Sucks in breath:: ... AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Falco- Really! What's so bad about a robo-Falco?
robo-Falco- This is it? Well, I guess I should be grateful.
Everybody but Falco- ::Sucks in breath:: AA-
Falco- We get the idea.
Peppy- Oh.
Iced- I'll take care of this. ::Shoots the robo-Falco::
Falco- Nooo! ::Embraces the dead robo-Falco:: My friend... myself! I'm... it's... dead!
::A moment of silence::
Katt- That's done! ::Takes the robo-Falco and chucks it to the side::
Falco- ::Sniffles:: I'm so... sad...
::Suddenly, a Plot Hole within the large Plot hole everybody is falling through opens up and out pops Leon::
Falco- Leon!
Leon- Falco!
Iced- Leon! Gosh, the last time I saw you, it was way back in my first interview...
Katt- Those were the days. I didn't even show up in that, just had a brief mention.
Iced- So, what were you doing all this time through the second and most of this third interview?
Leon- Well, I first tried to repair my Wolfen II after Andrew had a little accident in it...
Everybody- Eww!
Leon- Then I went back to Fox's apartment, trashed it again, then took up tap dancing lessons...

::Time passes, everybody still falling. Leon rambles on::
Leon- ... I then finished my large sculpture of cheese and tried to torture random Cornerians... are you guys listening?
Iced- ::Snores::
Fox and Wolf- ::Yawns, tossing and turning::
Katt- ::Mumbles in her sleep:: Bored... kill robo-Slippy... strangle Falco... boring Falco... really boring Leon...
Bill- ::Is resting his head on a large pillow, snoring happily::
Falco- ::Happily dozing away::
Peppy- ::Is taking close notes:: Facinating!
Leon- HEY!
::Everybody who is sleeping turns a little, but continues to doze on::
Leon- HEY HEY HEY!
::Everybody wakes up::
Iced- Well gee, that was entertaining! I'm glad that's over!
Leon- But I haven't even gotten half-way!
Fox- But we truely understand what you did. I know understand why people call you such a good torturer.
Falco- You probally make them yawn to death.
Leon- I'm hurt.
Falco- You're not.
Leon- Am too!
Falco- Are not!
Leon- Am too!
Falco- Are not!
Leon- Am too, am too, am too!
Falco- Are not, are not, are not, plus one more then whatever you'll say!
Leon- Lalala! ::Plugs his ears:: I'm not listening! Lalala!
Falco- Hey!
Leon- Is somebody saying something? I don't hear anything!
Iced- Children...
Leon and Falco- WHAT?
Iced- ... shut up or else I'll interview you guys again!
::Leon and Falco shuts up quickly::
Fox- That's that.
::Everybody continues falling::
Iced- Wait! I see a light at the end of the Plot Hole!
Everybody- About time!
::The light gets brighter then before, blinding everybody with it's bright light so nobody can see where the Plot Hole is leading...::
Everybody- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
::There is a long pause, while everybody's eyes start adjusting to the sudden shift from darkness to light::
Iced- ::Blinks, and sees a blurry blob:: Is that... is that...?
Mario- Hey-a a-everybody-a!
Falco- ::Blinks:: MARIO! Prepare to di--
::Lui-- er, I mean 'The Green-a a-Plumber-a' runs in::
The Green-a a-Plumber-a- Don't-a worry, Falco-a! I'll a-take care-a of it-a!
Fox- Geez, they're driving me nuts with all these '-a's.
Mario- A-Sorry-a, I'll-a try-a a-to cut-a down-a on-a a-the-a a-a-s!
Fox- I'm sure you're going to succeed... ::His voice drips with sarcasm::
::Toad runs in::
Toad- ::Sees the liquid sarcasm:: Yummy! ::Drinks the sarcasm::
Falco- This sucks.
Toad- Stuff it, Birdie! Or do you want me to come over and make you?!
::Mario, 'The Green-a a-Plumber-a', and Iced stares at Toad in disbelief::
Iced- Wow.
Mario- ::Has his mouth open in disbelief:: What-a happened-a?
Toad- Shove it up your @$$, plumber-boy! Donta have something better to look at, loser? Or did your pretty pastel princess dump you for a real man?
::Everybody blinks again in disbelief, looking at the changed Toad::
Falco- What... happened?
Leon- He's even worse then you, Falco!
Katt- OhmyGod! It's... horrible!
Toad- Hey girl, wanna go out with a real rebel? ::Pinches Katt's butt::
Katt- HEY!
Falco- HEY! She already agreed to date Superman! One is enough!
Fox- You did? Taking action for yourself, Katt. Good job!
Leon- Yah, I think you did a good thing, Katt. Wanna go out?
Katt- Well... this Friday I'm busy...
Falco- HEY! She already agreed to date... Superman. Ugg. But... dating my rival...
Katt- ::Is ignoring Falco:: How 'bout we go down to Reno and rent the penthouse suite for a night...
Leon- Ohlala! OK! ::Leon runs out to make reservations::
Iced- You're not...
Katt- Acutally... no. But Croakella owes me a BIG favor...
Everybody- Eew!
Toad- Who's going to mess with me? I'm cool, I'm itching for so--
Iced- You're itching to get spanked like a bad baby, you sicko...
Toad- Oooo, kinky! Spank me anytime, baby!
Iced- Uh... ::Winces:: um...
Falco- So your real feelings come out, Iced! Your love for Toad, here in this int--
Mario- Oh-a how-a cute-a!
Iced- Shut up, both of you, before I try to get Toad to spank EITHER of you two...!
Toad- Right, chicky-poo... ::Walks towards Falco and Mario::
Falco- Uh...
Mario- Eew-a...
The Green-a a-Plumber-a- What's-a going on-a?
Bill- I'm as clueless as you are. I'm hungry. I'm going to McDonalds.
Fox- OOOOOOO! Get me a Big Mac!
Wolf- And an extra large order of fries!!!
Iced- Fries! Yummy!
Toad- Hey babe...
Iced- SHUT UP! ::Thwaps Toad through a large Plot Hole::
Mario- That-a takes-a a-care of him-a!
Falco- Oh wait... I'm still mad at you, Mario...
Mario- Ohoh-a!
Bill- ::Is taking the orders:: Allright, that makes one Big Mac, two large orders of fries, one Arch Deluxe, five Cheeseburgers... you want fries with that?
Wolf- Fries, yah.
Mario- And-a get-a a-my a-Arch Deluxe-a with bacon-a...
Wolf- You like the Arch Deluxe?
Mario- What's-a wrong-a with a-it-a?
Iced- Personally, I don't mind it myself...
Wolf- It's sissy! Only a wuss would order it!
Iced- WAIT A MINUTE! I ordered the Arch Deluxe several times! Wanna fight? Wanna see if I'm a real wuss?!
Wolf- ::Cowers:: No! I'm sorry! You're not a wuss! Please don't fight me, please don't fight me...
Fox- Who's the wuss now?
Wolf- ::Stands up:: Hey, are you spoiling for a fight?
Katt- Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Falco- I'm going to get you...
Mario- Ack-a!
The Green-a a-Plumber-a- And-a I a-wanna-a some-a hamburgers-a, Bill-a! A-Six-a, maybe-a...
Bill- Hey, what did he say? I couldn't tell with all those '-a's.
Iced- He wants six burgers.
Bill- Right, then. Six burgers.
Mario- Keep-a away-a a-from me-a, Birdie-a!
Falco- DIE!
::Bowser runs in::
Bowser- BWHAHAHAHA! MY greatest nemesis, along with that other Plumber guy...
The Green-a a-Plumber-a- HEY!
Bowser- And a group of wildlife! Evil people, attack!
::Suddenly, tons of koopis swarm in and surround the Good Guys::
Fox- Ohoh.
Iced- I've got a bad feeling about this...
::The koopis attack. The Good Guys are overpowered by sheer numbers::

Well, now, instead of the Plot Hole, we are now stuck in Bowser's dungeon. I'm going to end this interview no matter if the other people like it or not, since we could end up in worse places then this... after all, we have a roof over our head. That's about it. The window is drafty, the door is just a bunch of bars, and the food sucks. We have no privacy what-so-ever, although I think the guys are enjoying this... but I shall not go into detail. The food is mush, and I think that the trouble between Falco and Katt is getting to a boiling point...

Falco- HOW dare you acutally date Superman?!
Katt- I dare easily! You're not my keeper!
Falco- Well, I'm your jelious boyfriend which counts for something.
Katt- You have a point. But I'm still mad.
Falco- KATT!
Katt- HEY!

... But still, the cat fights in the middle of the night don't keep us awake that long. Fox snores...

Fox- I DO NOT!
Bill- Wanna bet?

... Bill kicks in his sleep...

Fox- Hehe!
Bill- Grr...

... and Falco has this annoying habbit of talking in his sleep... he says the most embaressing and incrimidating things...

Falco- ::Looks up from his arguing:: What?
Wolf- Didn't you know? You mumble for your mommy and Katt all the time...
Falco- ::Winces:: Oh. That.

... but, I hope, we don't have any bedwetters among us... oh well. Trying to close this interview in one piece, this is the interviewing Iced, tunneling off!

Bill- Shouldn't it be something like 'signing off'?
Iced- No, tunneling off... ::Is digging a tunnel with a rusty spoon:: I don't think I can take much more of them.


Interview of Falco  by: Chris
Hello there. This is Chris again with another great (i think) interview with
the members of Star Fox. Today i'll be interviewing Falco Lombardi. If I could
only get into Great Fox first.

Chris: Now where the hell is the doorbell to this place. Oh well. ::knocks on
the door::
*Slight Pause*
Chris: Where is everyone? ::hears a strange noise coming from inside::
Fox: ::opens the door:: Oh hey! Hows it going?
Chris. Not very good. My wife is gonna devorce me, my boss is pissed because
my last interview blew, and I havent payed my electric bill yet.
Fox: Oh
Chris: So anyway. Is Falco home? I'm scheduled to have an interview with him.
Fox: Oh yeah hes in his room. Knock loud though. He might have his music
blasting
Chris: No prob. ::walks to Falco's room and knocks on the door::
Falco: Come in!!!
Chris: ::walks inside:: hey Falco. My name is Chris. And I would like to have
an interview with you if you don't mind.
Falco: Sure. I guess
Chris: You dont have your music on. Fox said you usually have it on.
Falco: I would have. If Katt didn't take my stereo from me!!
Chris: Why did she take it?
Falco: Well we broke up. Shes going out with some other dude. And when we were
going out she bought me that nice stereo but since we broke up. She took it
from me. Oh what I would give to have 5 minutes alone with the dude that stole
her.
Chris: ::murmers to himself:: what I would give to have a perfect interview
Falco: What?
Chris: Oh nothing. Anyway so first question. Do you like being on the Star Fox
Team?
Falco: Well yes and no. I love the job and I get payed well. I love to see
Venomian rodents getting shot down and crash on the jagged rocks below. Then
to step on there head and watch there brain spill out from there head. Ahh it
makes my day.
Chris: .....alrighty then. next question. ::interupted by knock at the door::
Falco ::sighs:: come in!!!
Liv: Hi Falco. Can I borrow Chris for a second?
Falco: I don't see why not. Dont go too hard on him now. hehe
Chris: Huh?
Liv: hee hee I won't ::leads Chris out of the room::
Chris: So what is this all about?
Liv: THIS! ::tears off her shirt::
Chris. ::stunned:: woah
Liv: You look sooo sexy when you look stunned like that
Chris: uh oh
Liv: Thats right baby. Come here...
Chris: Umm I really got to get going Liv. Maybe next time. ::trys to run out
of the room
Liv: Oh no you don't ::grabs him and throws him on the bed::
Chris: HELP!!
Liv: It's time for us to get to know each other ::licks lips::
Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

To be continued. with a hopefully nice interview with Peppy Hare. If I can
only get my pants back from Liv


"Good Night, Andross!" By: Wulf and Knuckles
 

Andrew wouldn't give him sleep cause he was rocking the cradle.
The cradle broked and Andrew fell.

Andrew: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NOW I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO SLEEP!

Andross pounded his head and put him next to him.

While Andrew snores his body squishes him very hard.

Andross put a board there to make him stop from moving.

A few minutes later it started to rain and the water leaked out of the ceiling and right onto Andross.

Andross looked at it and the water dripped on him.

Andross: ::pounds Andrew on the head:: GET UP THERE AND FOIL THAT HOLE!!!!!!

Andrew placed his finger into the hole and water leaked out of his ears.

Then Andross plugged Andrew's ears and water gushed out of him too.

Andrew began screaming, but water rushed out of his mouth too, so it was muffled.

 Leon came running in.

Leon: Crimonary you are loud!!!  I can't even here the cat I'm torturing!!!!

Leon walked away, spewing out really bad profanity.

Andross decided to sit in the portable bed and his girlfriend Adrienne went in his bed.

Adrienne: All set?

Andross: Yes missy I am.

Adrienne: Good night!

 ::portable bed closes on Andross::

Adrienne looked and saw his legs showing and his arms.

Andross: GET ME OUTTA HERE YOU! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Adrienne: Just go sleep in the bathtub!

Andross: I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB YOU GO SLEEP ON THE BATHTUB!

Adrienne: Just go in there for crying out loud!

Andross: PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!!!

Leon, from other room: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUTTTTTTTTTT   UUPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Andross grumbled, picked up his pillow, and walked to the bathroom.

When he pulled back the shower curtain, he saw Wolf taking a shower.

Wolf: What the...........ANDROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

 Wolf grabbed a towel to cover himself.

But Andross had seen to much he fainted right there on there on the bathroom floor.

Andrienne smiled, thinking Andross went to sleep.

Andrew was still in the crib with water gushing out of him.

He screamed, and Leon came and punched him out.  He walked away, cursing again.

The End.

"Fox's Adventure in the Grocery Store"

Fox grumbled as he walked up and down the isles in a grocery store.
Fox: Serioulsy, isn't this the woman's job?  Why can't Vixxi do this!

Fox looked, around, then ran real fast and jumped in his cart.  He coasted down the isles, and slammed into Wolf.

Wolf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next store is the Carnival store where Andross was performing a dart game.

People were throwing balls to the target to get Andross to the pool.

Leon: Ready? Set? FIRE!

:balls hit the target and misses::

Adrienne: This one's on me! ::throws the ball and it hits the target sending Andross into the pool.

 Andross: What a woman!

Leon didn't know Vixxi was in the store.

Then, he noticed her.

Leon: Darling!!!!

Leon ran after Vixxi.

Vixxi's eyes went wide.

Vixxi: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vixxi ran into the grocery store where her brother and Fox were fist fighting.

Vixxi: FFFFFOOOOOOOOOXXXXXX!!!!!!!  HELP ME!!!

Fox directed his attention to Vixxi, and Wolf threw a cheap punch to Fox's jaw.

Andross and Adrienne stepped out into the backyard of the store and layed on the hammock.

Andross: I'm not going on that!

Adrienne: Oh come on!

Andross: Ok ::gently climbs in and hammock tossed him off to the ground::

Andross: ::trips on the brooms and picks it up and accidenlty broke the window.

Andross: Did I do that?!

Andross: I told ya you're backyard doesn't like me!

Adrienne: Come on handsome hop on!

Andross: Oh alright!

Andross: ::climbs right in gently::

Andross: WAIT A MINUTE! ::jumps right off and Adrienne falls to the ground::

Andross: This is better than a party look out cause here I come.

Andross ran into the grocery store, where even Vixxi and Leon got pulled into the fist fight.

Adrienne: Wait!!!  Andross come back!!!!!!  You dirty ape!!!!!!

Adrienne runs into the grocery store and sees the fist fight.

Andross: I have to stop this!

Andross: Hey back off! Back off! Back off!

Andross: FOX! I've had it with you both! you are grounded!

Andross: Alright now what's going on here CUT IT OUT! I said CUT!!!!! ::grabs Leon::

 Andross: All right move it! Move it! Let's go! Come on! You 2 are in DEEP TROUBLE

 THE END

 

"Problem Peppy"

Peppy and Fox were moving into thier new homes and Fox finally found it.

Peppy: This is great! Radical!

Fox: Heh heh! Home sweet home!

Peppy: Look you can play football in here ::tosses the ball to Fox::

(The doorbell rings)

Fox: Hold on somebody's at the door.

Lady: Hi I'd like to welcome you to our neighborhood so I baked you a cherry pie.

Fox: Oh that's so sweet. Look Peppy sh baked us a cherry pie!

Peppy: How toughtful! ::snatches the pie from her and slams the door::

Fox: Peppy! What are you doing? I want to apologize to this kind lady!

(Fox opens the door and sees lots of people with gifts)

Peppy: Fox what about football!

Fox: Oh come on football is later don't you want to meet these wonderful ladies.

(Peppy slams the ball down to the floor)

Man: Oh thank goodness a young one another good one! I'm going crazy!

(later on)

Man: Well what do you think of my cookout?

Fox: It's very great!

Man: Now would you go and get the barbecue sauce while I start this up.

Peppy: Fox can we go these people are total idiots!

Man: Well excuse me your highness! I'v had a simple little me hey why don't I go and slip on my silk tuxedo and the champaine yeah!

Fox: Peppy try to be polite for him!

Peppy: Ok Fox! ::bad to the bone music plays::

(Peppy went behind the grills and turn the gas tanks up very high)

Man: ::lights up the matches:: Well here's to the evening! ::puts it in and it goes out:: Damn! ::lights it up and drops it in:: Oh this one's not gettin away! ::reaches right in:: GOTCHA!

(the grills explodes right on him and tosses him)

Man: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! ::falls right into the wading pool::

(The next day)

Fox: Now Peppy! You get out of this car you are going to school!

Peppy: No way man I'd rather jump off a cliff!

Fox: Look 3rd grade is a foundation of a great education if you don't go you'll only hurt yourself!

Peppy: Well I'm sure I can take a couple of others down with me!

Fox: Peppy I'm the leader and you'll do as I SAY!!!!!!! Now come on GET! ::rips the seat off the car with Peppy sitting on it::

Peppy: Now look what you've done!

Fox: ::hand him the paper:: Take this! Good bye and good luck!

(Peppy walks right in school and gets lost)

Girl: Um hi where are you off too?

Peppy: Uh the principal's office do you know where that is?

Girl: Just make a turn and go over there see ya!

Peppy: Thanks ::walks down the halls with a sign on his back that says I'm sure happy to be a sissy::

(Girls laugh)

Peppy: ::takes the sign off him and walks down to the office::

(inside the office)

Andross: Yes changing careers was the smartest thing I ever did! Because I love being a principal! Because I hate children being a principal is great! Oh sure Mr. principal out they go anything!

(buzzer goes on)

Teacher: Principal Peabody there's a new student to see you!

Andross: Ah I'll have to call you back I gotta deal with one of the little weanies right now! Ok call you back! Send the little sweatheart in!

(Peppy walks in)

Andross: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peppy: Hey Peabrain! What are you doing here?

Andross: What am I doing here? What are you doing here? I belong here! You belong in Coldriver this is Corneria I say what are you doing here? You're not here that's it! That's the only exit you're not here HA HA HA! I'm imagining you! You're a figment of my imagination!

Peppy: Well if I was a figment of your imagination could I do this?

Andross: What?

Peppy: ::burps out loud::

Andross: Oh! Whoa! Did something crawled in here and died! You disgusting kid you disgusting STUPID KID! Oh great what grade are you in?

Peppy: 3rd

Andross: Ah that means you're here for another 4 years cause you are a genious! So I'm gonna pass you on the 6th grade and in 1 year you'll be another school!

Peppy: But Fox says 3rd grade is a foundation of my education.

Andross: Oh your friend says that. YOU'RE FRIEND IS A MORON! HE'S A MORON! YOU KNOW WHAT A MORON IS! THAT'S WHAT YOUR FRIEND IS! Anyway you don't belong here you belong in the 6th grade that's because you're a genius kid a genius! ::stamps his paper::

Peppy: 6th grade? WOW! I love it!

(The next day Fox took Peppy to the pizza resturant)

Fox: This place is so loud you sure you want to eat here?

Peppy: Sure you know pizza's my favorite food!

(The waiter comes)

Fox: Hi we'd like a table for Fara!

Fara: Fox!

Peppy: Maybe I'm getting something good.

Girl: What are you jerks doing here? I was supposed to have dinner with my mom!

Peppy: Quit yapping and let him have a good time!

Waiter: Smile for your compliment photograph say Pizzarific! ::walks to Andross and his girlfriend Adrienne:: Smile for your complimentary photograph!

Andross: Oh boy baby! This is so good I love this kind of resturant! You don't have to wait there! It's not like the other resturant you go to then later on we'll put on the Zorro outfit HA HA!!!!! Well here's to the evening you'll never forget!

(Andross took a sip)

Andross: PTOOIE!!!!! It's them! and they are together and they are eating a pizza!

Peppy: Oh it's Andross!

Girl: I hate that guy! Some harsh voice!

Peppy: Yeah I'll show him up! ::takes out a meatball and flips it with a spoon and it went right inside Adrienne's shirt.

Adrienne: Ah!

Andross: Oh here let me get that out for you!

(Adrienne slaps him)

Girl: HA HA HA! Hey that was neat let me try it! ::takes out a meatball and throws it and it hit Andross's head::

Andross: YOU ROTTEN KIDS YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED IN CAGES!

Fox: You can't talk to them like that!

Andross: HEY YOU PAL! I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYBODY HOWEVER I WANT! ::throws an egg at him::

(Fox got so furious and threw the pizza right at him)

Andross: DUH! DOOOH!!!!!!!

(Peppy and Fara's daughter high fived each other)

(Andross took a pizza and hit it right on Fara)

(Fara got so furious and threw the pizza right at Adrienne)

Andross: Oh 2 can play at this game! ::grabs the dish of pasta and throws it at Fox and Fara::

Peppy: LET'S GET EM!!!!!

(the whole resturant was in a fight everybody was throwing stuff right at Andross)

Waiter: KEEP IT MOVING! GO ON GET OUT!

Fox: Hey it's not my fault I just got hit by the egg!

Waiter: JUST GET OUTTA HERE AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK TO PIZZARIFIC AGAIN!!!!!!!

Fox: Yeah that's a big law!

Fara: Yeah we said no olives!

Fox: Uhh! Did everyone get enough to eat!

(they both went home)

THE END


An interview with The Star Fox Team, Bill and Katt. by Limelight2
Hey Star Fox fans this is Limelight2 (my real name is chris) but anyway im
here for an interview with the famous Star Fox Team to see what kind of
people they are on the inside. Lets start shall we!! :)

Chris:So Fox, ill start with you, what made you want to become an Arwing
fighter in the first place?
Fox: You know chris, i would love to answer your question, but i cant. My
lawyer said so.
Chris:Who's your lawyer?
Fox:shes right in the bedroom. ::screams toward the bedroom, callng his lawyer
out:
Chris: what the hell?
Fox: Chris meet my lawyer, Liv Tyler
Liv: Hi
Chris: But liv isnt a lawyer??!! shes a celebrity!!
Fox: she works in the law as a part time job, and she also belongs to me,
isnt that right baby doll? ::kisses liv::
Liv: sure is sweetie
Chris: but wait Fox what about.... ::door breaks open::
Fox: OH NO! FARA!!
Fara: thats right you bastard. and you!! ::points to LIV::
Liv: yea, you got a problem with me b**ch?
Fara: thats right!! ::points laser to Liv::
Chris: ok guys i think we can solve this some other way.
Liv: it just so happens i got protection ::calls to someone in the other room
Fox: what the hell?
Liv: meet my pet bat ha ha!! his name is Bob ::bob chews through Fara's
laser::
Bob: now what are you gonna do bi**h?
Fara: THIS!!! ::calls to someone in her arwing::
Chris: OH MY GOD!!! it cant be
Fox: Fara this is going to far!!!
Fara: Go Get Him Ozzy!!!
Ozzy Osbourne: ::bites off Bob's head:: yummy
Chris: on my god, what a story this will be
Liv: oh no!!!
Steven: Liv baby, ill save you!!
Liv: daddy!!!
Chris and Fox:oh god
Steven Tyler: come on you bat-biting freak!! bring it on
Ozzy: my am i hungary for some more heads!!! ::licks lips::
Steven: ::fires his main weapon, THE HIGHEST TONE OF HIS VOICE::
Chris Fox Fara and Ozzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ozzy: i cant take it anymore, theres NO REST FOR THE WICKED!!!! ::Ozzy
explodes::
Chris: wow, did that suck
Liv: Daddy, you saved me, now Fox and I can live in peace at last!! ::hugs
Fox::
Chris: hey wheres Fara? ::i look down to see Fara unconcious on the floor, i
guess the voice was too much for her too::
Fox: ::picks up Fara and flys off in his arwing with Liv::
Chris: well Steve, since your here, can i get some tickets to your concert?
Steve: sure dude, hey maybe you can interview me?
Chris: great idea, better then no interview at all
THE END

next time itll be Falco's turn :)
 
 
 

An interview with The Star Fox Team, Bill and Katt. by FourcTen10

Hey Star Fox fans this is Limelight2 (my real name is chris) but anyway im
here for an interview with the famous Star Fox Team to see what kind of
people they are on the inside. Lets start shall we!! :)

Chris:So Fox, ill start with you, what made you want to become an Arwing
fighter in the first place?
Fox: You know chris, i would love to answer your question, but i cant. My
lawyer said so.
Chris:Who's your lawyer?
Fox:shes right in the bedroom. ::screams toward the bedroom, callng his lawyer
out:
Chris: what the hell?
Fox: Chris meet my lawyer, Liv Tyler
Liv: Hi
Chris: But liv isnt a lawyer??!! shes a celebrity!!
Fox: she works in the law as a part time job, and she also belongs to me,
isnt that right baby doll? ::kisses liv::
Liv: sure is sweetie
Chris: but wait Fox what about.... ::door breaks open::
Fox: OH NO! FARA!!
Fara: thats right you bastard. and you!! ::points to LIV::
Liv: yea, you got a problem with me b**ch?
Fara: thats right!! ::points laser to Liv::
Chris: ok guys i think we can solve this some other way.
Liv: it just so happens i got protection ::calls to someone in the other room
Fox: what the hell?
Liv: meet my pet bat ha ha!! his name is Bob ::bob chews through Fara's
laser::
Bob: now what are you gonna do bi**h?
Fara: THIS!!! ::calls to someone in her arwing::
Chris: OH MY GOD!!! it cant be
Fox: Fara this is going to far!!!
Fara: Go Get Him Ozzy!!!
Ozzy Osbourne: ::bites off Bob's head:: yummy
Chris: on my god, what a story this will be
Liv: oh no!!!
Steven: Liv baby, ill save you!!
Liv: daddy!!!
Chris and Fox:oh god
Steven Tyler: come on you bat-biting freak!! bring it on
Ozzy: my am i hungary for some more heads!!! ::licks lips::
Steven: ::fires his main weapon, THE HIGHEST TONE OF HIS VOICE::
Chris Fox Fara and Ozzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ozzy: i cant take it anymore, theres NO REST FOR THE WICKED!!!! ::Ozzy
explodes::
Chris: wow, did that suck
Liv: Daddy, you saved me, now Fox and I can live in peace at last!! ::hugs
Fox::
Chris: hey wheres Fara? ::i look down to see Fara unconcious on the floor, i
guess the voice was too much for her too::
Fox: ::picks up Fara and flys off in his arwing::
Chris: well Steve, since your here, can i get some tickets to your concert?
Steve: sure dude, hey maybe you can interview me?
Chris: great idea, better then no interview at all
THE END



Angil Interviews Jillian(y'know... Corneriette)
 

Angil: Hello there, Angil here. I'm interviewing Jill, fanfic writer, artist, humorist and creator of Corneriette and her crew.

Jill: Hiyaz! ::waves hello::

Angil: For the record, where in the world did you come up with the name Corneriette?!

Jill: I just took off the "a" in Corneria and added ette, and ta-da! You have my name

Corneriette: You mean MY name.

Jill: Um...no...it's MY name.

Angil: Okie doke, next question. Why do you always make Gemineye go insane after every interview?

Gemineye: I would like an answer to that!

Jill: ::kicks Gemineye:: Cause...um...I..uh...don't know...

Peppy: And why do you always make me obsessed with geraniums! ::hugs a bunch of flowers::

Katt: And how come in your first fanfic, I can't shoot for crap and then you have a bunch of men attack me?! I can shoot! I have perfect aim! ::her gun accidently goes off::

Jill: Um...no..Angil made me do it..she wrote that!

Angil: Did not!

Jill: Did too!

Leon: Um..that argument belongs to Falco and I

Jill: Sorry

Andross: Vanilla!

Peppy: Strawberry!

Andross: Vanilla, you old bunny! Vanillaaaa!!!

Jill: COOKIES AND CREAM!! There! Now it's settled!

Puffy: What about butter pecan and pistachio?

Jillian: ::smack Puffy with a pan::

Ambis: ::trips over the rug::

Angil: Okay, where'd you come up with the idea of Viceroy as Neri's co-pilot?

Jillian: Actually, Vice was just going to be a small robot bird..you know..as a companion to Neri.

Viceroy: I was gonna be a WHAT>??!!

Corneriette: Ha ha!

Jillian: Well, Corneriette...I WAS going to make you Andross' daughter...I thought he was a fox...he looked like on in the comics....

Fox: We have a comic?

Fara: Oh! So you don't remember how we met? Okay! I see how you are!! ::throws a cheese log at Fox::

Andross and Corneriette: Ewwwwww!!! You mean...at one point..in your sick, twisted mind...we were related?!! ::they make faces::

Jillian: Yup...and Andrew was your cousin!

Neri: Ewww! Enough! I don't want to hear any more!!

Andross: Wait a minute! You thought I was a FOX?!

Jillian: Sorry..I...okay, Andross! You can stop throwing the popcorn at me now! Hey! Hey! I SAID STOP!!

::the room gets quiet::

Angil: That was a pretty neat echo, Jill!

Ambis: Can I have more cookies?

Angil: Um..this isn't my house..it's Neri's

Katherine, Maza, and Carmen: Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo!!

Jillian: Um...okay...

Candy: Why'd you make me have wisp?

Corneriette: She means lisp

Jill: Too much cBrady Bunch. Okay, I'll stop.

Mortisha: ::sails a pie in Scott's direction::

Scott: Okay! What's with the friggin pies flying at me every five minutes? I'm tired of scrubbing whipped cream outta my clothes every day!

Angil: Where'd you come up with the nick names for the people on Nebula Storm?

Jillian: I didn't, my little sister did. So I was like "Okay...why?...wait..nevermind..DON'T HIT ME WITH THE BOOK!"

Angil: Did she hit you?

Jillian: I don't remember anything much ten seconds after I said that so I guess she didn't hit me, huh?

Peppy: ::shakes his head::

Puffy: ::climbs on Sillabub's back:: Ride'em cowboy!!

Sillabub: Get him off of me! Get'em off!! Get'em off!

Gemineye: Why exactly did I have to be the official star fox interviewer?!

Jillian: Cause I said you are and until I can find another wolf that looks like you..you ARE the official Star Fox interviewer!

Slippy: ::knocks a lamp over:: Um..Katherine did it...

Katherine: ::morphs into Beltino::

MaryBeth: Oooo. Kewl wings, Puffy!! Lookie at mine! ::shows off her wings::

Sabella: Those wings would look better plucked!!

FlareWolf: I was thinking the same thing. You grab them, I'll go call KFC!

Angil: Jillian...DO something! They're gonna-

Jillian: I'm not gonna do JACK(anything)!

Some guy named Jack: Why, we hardly even know each others..::winks::

Jill: Yuck!

Andrew James Fox: Aw c'mon, Angil! I want you back!

Angil: Shut up, Andy! I don't even want to acknowledge the fact that you're still breathing!

Corneriette: Why'd you make me jump through a glass hospital window? What were you thinking?!

Jillian: Well, there's nothing STRANGE about flying though a hospital window! If you run fast enough, you actually CAN run through a window.  And you WERE running fast enough weren't you?

Corneriette: Yes...

Jillian: And you DID successfully crash through the window without getting cut, right?

Corneriette: Yes I did...but...

Jillian: And you can't feel pain in the first place, and you weren't stuck with a hospital bill right?

Corneriette: Hmm. It doesn't seem so strange anymore!

Vixen: Yeah..but YOU'RE not the one paying for that window you broke! My God! $1,569!! You couldn't jump though a cheaper window?!! My GRANDKIDS will be paying for this window! I had to take out a friggin loan!

Fox: You wanna talk about loans?! I have to pay for a friggin flagship that refuses to fight during a battle!!

ROB64: I do so! You never appreciated meeeee!!

Fay: Talk about appreciating! When do Miyu and I get a starring role?!

Angil: Um...this is Jillian's interview...

Miyu: Yeah yeah

Karma: Oh this is JILLIAN'S interview huh?! Well I've got a question for her!

Jillian: Okay...shoot. No! Wait! You know what I mean!! Put your guns down!!

::everyone puts their guns away::

Jillian: Sheesh!

Scott: Get the redhead away from me!

Venomella: She's always behind him, you'd think she was GROWING on him or something

Candy: He's funny! But don't call me a redhead!

Scott: Thank you..just stop torturing me please!

Candy: Okay, but say the magic word

Scott: Please?

Candy: That's not the magic word, but thank you for playing

Scott: Aw, c'mon! Please!!

Wolf: Someone stole my keys...

General Pepper: ::dangiling a pair of keys in Wolf's face::

Fox: Ha ha!!

Wolf: That's okay...it's YOUR car..or it was..it's in the junkyard now, unless you can get there in five more minutes, it's gonna be smashed!!

Fox: I..huh! Pepper! Give me the keys! Stop playing around!!

General Pepper: Keys? What keys? ::tosses them to Fara::

Fara: I WOULD give them to you...why don't you ask NERI to give them to you?! You're always with her...what's going on Fox? Anything you'd care to tell me?!

Fox and Neri: What do you mean? We don't even like each other ::they roll their eyes sarcastically:: Give the keys back! My CD's are in the car! C'mon!

Angil: Why are they constantly in unison?

Jillian: They've been doing that since they started grade school. Great minds think alike huh? In their case..substitute severly demented for great.

Fox and Corneriette: We heard that!!

Falco: Don't you mean MY cd's? You guys never returned them!

Viceroy: How come Neri was in a coma and I wasn't?

Jillian: Because the two bombs collided in the front of the ship and...dang it! I'M the author. Don't question me! Would you have liked it the other way around?! Sorry..I didn't mean to yell...carried away...hee hee hee.

Andrew: Why'd you kill Amytheste?

Jillian: Cause she was an insane retard!

Andrew: But she was MY insane retard!

Amytheste: I was your WHAT?!

Scott: ::gets hit in the head with a rubber chicken:: I SAID CUT IT OUT NOWWWW!!!

Candy: Okay. That was the magic word. You don't have to get hostile about it! Hey, look mom! No hands! I mean no lisp!

Angil and Gemineye: Stranger and stranger

Zanzabar: When do I make my debut?

Jillian: Not yet! Now get back in the box! Er...I mean...did anyone hear anything?

Katt: No..just the wind..::whispers 'she's insane'::

Karma: :throws a water ballon at MaryBeth::

Ambis: ::pulls the curtains off of the windows::

Angil: What'd you do THAT for?

Primal: ::breaks Neri's fine china::

FlareWolf: ::trips Leon:: TIMMMBER!!

Timber: You called?

FlareWolf: Um..no

Angil: Okay. Lets end this interview with some thoguhtful words

Puffy: ::takes Sillabubs wallet:: Ooo! Money to buy fuzz with!

Sillabub: Little creep! Come back here!!

Ambis: Peace everybody! ::waves goodbye::

Fox: Damn it, Fara! Give me the car keys!!

Corneriette: Ouch! All right, Fara! Stop twisting my arm will ya!!! There's nothing between me and fox!

Karma: No body move! I didn't ask my question yet! ::pulls out a 44 magnum::

Silla: Puffy, give me my wallet, darn you!

Neri: C'mon, Fara! It's just a betrothal! We had nothing to do with it! Foz and i weren't even born yet!! Let go!!!

Katherine and Maza: Knock it off Carmen!

Carmen: ::throws couch pillows at everyone::

Ambis: C'mon, Fara! Let her go!

Fara: ::still twisting Neri's arm:: Ambis, if you don't get off of me, I'm going to let go of Neri and come after YOU!

Venomella: Try it and DIE, purebreed!

Angil: Um..HELLO?! The interview's not over yet! We still need some words of wisdom..

Sillabub: I've got some words of wisdom for ya! How about 'give me my wallet or sleep with the fishes, fuzzy tail!

Ambis: ::pries Neri away from Fara::

Neri: Thanks

Jillian: I think I'll be leaving now. What was your question, Karma?

Karma: Do these shoes go with this outfit, or do they make me look too tall?

Jillian: THAT was your question? ::hits Karma:: THAT was what you were screaming about?! Why, you little....!

Flare and Ambis: Bye everybody..PEACE TO YA!!!

Fox: ::hits Wolf over the head with a club::

Manito: You little twerp! HE'S Wolf!!

Wolf: Ha ha!!



A interview report with Sean Wolf by Gemineye
 

Gemineye: ::in an excited voice:: Hello everyone!! This is Gemineye Icon Briggs, reporting live from the amusement park where I have spotted Sean Wolf, new recruit to Metallic claw. Now, this is my first report, I've done interviews before....but this is LIVE!! And it will go well...so let's see what happens. ::sneaks up behind Sean::

Sean: Yes, that's right, one chili dog please. And..um, a large coke. And..ACK!! What the heck did you do THAT for?!

Gemineye: Sorry, I didn't mean to poke you so hard. So, Sean, would you mind telling me a little about you? About your parents. What happened to them? What planet were you born on?

Sean: Well, I was born on Venom. My parents were killed by-

Andrew: Hi mom!

Gemineye: Please don't ruin this for me Andrew.

Andrew: Hi mom

Gemineye: Grrrr! Is there any particular reason you carry that cutlass around?  Looks kinda sharp. Are you sure you're skilled with it?

Leon: Oowee! A sharp object!! Gimme!

Sean: What are you? Nuts?! No!

Gemineye: ::bangs her head on the camera::

The Camera Man: Hey! Could you stop that?!

Leon: Snatchies!!::grabs the cutlass::

Sillabub: Ah ha! ::trips Leon and takes the sword::

Sean: ::runs after Silla::

Ambis: Hee hee hee ::steps on Silla's tail and returns the sword to Sean::

Corneriette: ::riding the ferris wheel:: I've never been on one of these contraptions before.

Falco: Where the heck have you been?!

Corneriette: Six years in a slave base...what's it to ya?!!

Falco: Eeep...nothing...

Gemineye: So, Sean...Sean...SEAN!!

Sean: ::stuffing his mouth with popcorn:: Mphuh?

Gemineye: ::frustrated sigh:: Nothing. I think I'm getting a tumor...

Slippy: Really? You should go see a doctor about that...

Karma: I don't think that's what she meant..

Gemineye: Patience...you'll get your chance to kill them all....patience...

Fara: Senial!

Gemineye: Sean, how old are you? And do you command any squadrons?

Fox: Go Captin Planet!!

Peppy: He hasn't been the same since General Pepper gave him an extra hour off.

Gemineye: Gee golly. One whole hour? To himself? How ever did he manage?

Fox: I have a shoe...

Gemineye: Uh-huh....

Fox: His name is Ssssssssnnnnaaaaiiiiiiilllll

Gemineye: Why so many stresses on all the letters?

Primal: He didn't mean to do that...it's the mocha lattes

Gemineye: You're not getting this on tape are you? Are you?!! JONATHAN!

Jonathan(the camera man): ::laughs hysterically::

Gemineye: Noooo! I'm ruined!! And my friggin career didn't even start yet!!

Jonathan: Mine did! Candid camera, HERE I COME!!

Viceroy: ::crashes one of the bumber cars through a wall::

Pigma: ::slaps the ice cream vending machine:: GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM SANDWICH, YOU RIP OFF!!!

Herring: Am I invisable? Katt's my cousin...why does SHE get more recognition? I'M OLDER!

Katt: ::smacks Herring with a cone of cotton candy:: Ha ha!

Herring: YOU LITTLE PINK-

Scott, Terreck, Falco and Fox: Little pink WHAT?!!

Herring: ::runs behind Lisboa and stick his tongue out::

Katt: ::smiles::

Magenta: 'Ello, Katt!

Katt: Oh brother

Pigma: GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM!!!

Sean: I command the WolfBlazer squadron. I'm 21.

Gemineye: Thank you for answering....223 years later...but thank you.

Bill: ::cuts everyone waiting in line for the roller coaster:: Ha ha!...SUCKERS!!

Wolf: ::hugs Maxine::

Gemineye: You know what?!

Everyone: WHAT?

Gemineye: That is not funny. If you all can lose your minds...then I'M losing my mind too!  ::grabs the popcorn out of Sean's hand and dumps it over her head::

Fara: She's gone insane!!

Angil: GONE insane?! More like always WAS insane!

Sean: This is too weird..I'm outta here..wait...KNOCK IT OFF, AMBIS!!

Ambis: ::slaps Sean in the back of the head again::

Andross: ::riding the carousel::

Karma: Woohoo!! I wone a prize!! ::holds out a stuffed bear::

Slippy: So..Croakella....::gets hit in the head with a teddy bear::

Croakella: Uh....I'm not here....

Tangina: AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!

Flare: What the heck is wrong?

Tangina: Sorry....I was in the horror house.

Flare: Those things aren't even scary!

Tangina: Well...the blood scares me.

Flare: It's only fa-

Corneriette: What's wrong with blood? Doesn't taste so bad after a while...ya kinda get used to it.

Everyone not on NebulaStorm: WHAT?!!!

Vixen: Neri, uh...she sometimes drinks.....uh..she isn't a...um...

Flare: Eeewwww!

Ambis: She's a vampiress?

Corneriette: I am NOT!

Ambis: Then where do you get the blood from?

Corneriette: Hey look....it's a blimp that looks like a corndog! ::points up::

::Everyone stupidly looks up and Neri runs into the tunnel of love::

Corneriette: SUCKERS!!

Falco: Fancy meeting YOU here...

Corneriette: Ew, Falco! Get offa me!

Gemineye: Could you guys keep it down!

Falco and Corneriette: AAAAGGGRRRRHHHHH!!!

Gemineye: It's only me, the president ot Skilitika...

Falco: ::whispers 'uh....she's finally lost it' to Neri::

Fay: ::comes off of the roller coaster grining:: C'mon, Miyu! Lets do it again! This time we'll sit in the front!! And put your hands up this time!!

Miyu: ::turns green:: Nah, I don't think so, Fay...I..*hick*...I...ugh ::passes out::

Bill: SUCKER!!!

Gemineye: Ohdayliahkeekeeah, ohdayliahkookoo!

Mortisha: What the heck?

Peppy: ::running from Sean:: I didn't take you friggin sword, darn you!!

Sean: Then where the heck is it?!

Peppy: Strapped to your side, in it's holder..where you put it nearly an hour ago!!

Sean: Oh..oh yeah..heh heh..

Pigma: Must..have...ice....cream...so..ice creamy.......mmmmmmm......

Fay: ::forces Miyu to ride the cyclone::

Miyu: Iiiiiii'llllll get you forrrr thissssssss!!!!!

Derek: ::keels over on the floor:: Come on, Angil. I think you had enough rides on the log flume.

Angil: Just one more...

Derek: Angil!!..We're on a friggin first name basis with those guys now!

Angil: Fine! ::runs back on line anyway::

Slippy: ::chucks a pie at Fara::

Pigma: ::finally knocks the ice cream machine over:: Yes! Mine...ALL mine!! Beautiful ice cream sandwiche-IT'S ALL EMPTY!!!!!!

Sean: ::throws ice water on Gemineye::

Gemineye: Thanks..I needed that..eh...STOP FILMING!!!!

Jonathan: Ha ha!!

Gemineye: Come back here you little crudbucket!!

Karma: La da dee la da da

Puffy: I got lost in the mirror maze

Katt: ::takes out a mirror::

Puffy: NOOOO! Get it away! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!!!

Falco: ::slaps Fox:: I always wanted to do that...

Spike: Where does Corneriette get that blood from?!

Corneriette: Um...heh..uh...I'm not Corneriette...I just look like her...

Peppy: Just answer the question!

Corneriette: Look! It's Andross! ::points to Andross::

::everyone turns around::

Andross: ::riding the cyclone:: HIYAZ!! ::waves::

Corneriette: ::runs away and takes Sean's sword::

Sean: Hey! Wait a second!

Gemineye: Jonathan! Don't make me get violent! Shut off the camera and destroy the tape and I pormise I won't break all of your bones...

Jonathan: Hmmmm........no!

Gemineye: GRRRRR!!!!!

Miyu and Andross ::hurl::

Bill: Ewww!!!!

Fay: SUCKERS!!!!


Stacy Cornbred's interview with Andross....

Stacy:Hello!I'm Stacy Cornbred,giving another interview!This time it's
the big monkey himself,Andross!

Andross:Yeah....I'M BIG.....yeah....

Stacy:He just came from the hospital after his fight with Fox in order
to take otu some parts of his brain!

Andross:He....He-Man.....Hevey E.........

Stacy:Now,will you--

*Suddenly a handsome man with a black jacket and a black shirt that says
NWo in black and white walks out*

Eric Bischoff:Uh,Stacy.It's MY interview!You quitted your job to have
a better life!

Stacy:This is my life!I re-hired myself.

Eric:Then your fired.Ok,let's start this all over again.
 
 

Cameraman:Ok....1.....2....3!
 

Eric Bishoff's interview with Andross......

Eric:Hello!I'm Eric Bischoff and remember..I love each and every one of
you!Now,Big A,you were beaten by the not-so-handsome-as-me Fox!How do
you fell?

Andross:I was beaten by a box?

Eric:Fox.

Andross:Box?

Eric:Fox!

Andross:Box?!

Eric:FOX!!!!F-O-X!!!!

Andross:Ooooh,a bronx!

Eric:Oy....commericial break.
 
 
 

Minutes later.....

Eric:A FOX!!A FOX!!A FOX!!!Is that so hard to remember?!??

Andross:Ok,a sox.

Eric:Whatever.Next question.....Are you ok?Your face is melting!

Andross:Oh,that!My true form is coming up!

Eric:Oh.

*Andross becomes a brain*

Eric:I just noticed your medullar is gone.

Andross:NOW THE STAR FOX TEAM CAN'T KILL ME!!!HAHAHA!!!

*Andross floats around and crashes into a wall*
 

Andross:NOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOM!!!!

Eric:Um............I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!Goodnight,everybody!

*A flaming brain part hits the camera*



Eric Bischoff's Kat Interview.....
 

Eric:Hello,everyone!Remember,I love each and every one of you!So,Kat,how
do you feel.

Kat(Thinking,but talking out loud):God,he is so handsome!Well,for a
human,anyways.Uh,oh!He's looking at me!Gotta do something.....

Eric:What did you say?

Kat:Oooooh,I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Eric:Uh,oh!!

*Kat attempts to jump on Eric*

Kat:C'mere,lover boy!

Eric:I just remembered that...uh....there's a vending machine and it has
the last....uh......candy bar.

*Eric bolts for the door but Kat blocks the door*

Kat:Is candy sweeter than me?Let's find out!

Eric:Oh,god.Commercial Break!
 

Minutes later....
 

*Eric is tied upside down on the ceiling without his shirt*

Eric:I'm just hanging around.

Kat:Your gonna do more than that.

Eric:Lady,if your gonna torture me in a......well...you know what I
mean.I can't say it since this is public and--

*Suddenly Kat jumps on Eric*

Eric:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Outside the interviewing room,Commisoner Rowdy Roddy Piper heads towards
it.

Piper:Gotta give that kid some credit......really bringing up the
money....

*As Piper enters the interview room......*

Piper:This is interesting.A man making love to cat!

Eric:It's not what you think!

Kat:It is!

Piper:Lemme straighten this out.

Kat:Your cute,too.Maybe I should do in both of--

Piper:SHUT UP,YOU @!$@%#&$ SL*T!!!!

*Kat shuts up*

Piper:You get the hell outta here or I'll show you how boxing
works!Now,get your clothes one and get out!

*Kat leaves*

Piper:Eric,your promoted.

Eric:But!How?What?!?

Piper:During your....time....the rates was rising.Eric,your salary just
reached 75000.

Eric:Whoohoo!

Piper:And your fired.Stacy Cornbred,your back in buisness.

Eric:WHAT?!?HOW--

Piper:Your fired.Get out now.

Eric:You can't--

Piper:YOUR FIRED!

*Eric leaves*

The End.


Interviewed By IcedDragon

Heyo there! I'm the infamous raccoon Iced, here to bring you another
fascinating interview with none other then Falco and Leon, who so generously
offered to spend some time with me...

Leon- ::Works the gag out of his mouth:: Yah, you're welcome...
Falco- ::Regains consciousness:: Hwa... what? Where am I?
Iced- You're in an interview with me.
Falco- Who are you? Last I knew I was with a date with Katt...
Iced- Well... how should I explain this? I wanted to find out exactly what the
problem between you and Leon is... and so Katt whacked you on the head when
you weren't looking, tied you up, and dragged you here...
Falco- WHAT?
Iced- It was all her idea.
Leon- ::Snickers:: Nice girlfriend.
Falco- You shut up!
Leon- No you shut up! ::Tries to untie himself::
Falco- No you shut up! ::Tries to do a flying leap to attack Leon but falls on
his face::
Leon- Nyh! ::Sticks his tongue out::
Falco- Why you little...
Iced- This is a PG13 rated interview.
Falco and Leon- ::Glares at Iced... about to say something...::
::Peppy bursts into the room, slamming the door after::
Peppy- HE'S AFTER ME!!!!!!
Iced- Who?
Peppy- PIGMA!!!
Leon- ::Snickers:: You're afraid of him?
Peppy- He finished off Star Wolf's supplies and is hungry... now he's coming
after me, shouting, "Be verry verry quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! I'm going to
eat you, Peppy old pal!" He's eating everything in sight!
Iced- Scary...
Peppy- Tell me about it! He's looking for me, packing a bottle of ketchup...
Pigma- ::From somewhere outside:: Oh Peppy!
Peppy- ::Cowers::
Iced- Well, you can stick around here as long as you help me out. If Leon and
Falco get too noisy, whack them on the head.
Peppy- Ok!
Falco- You wouldn't do that to me, would... oof! ::Peppy whacks him on the
head, Falco is knocked unconscious::
Leon- Hehe... ack! ::Peppy whacks him on the head, Leon is knocked
unconscious::
Iced- So much for the interview.
Peppy- Sorry...
::Fox bursts in::
Fox- ...what are you doing in my apartment?!?
Iced- Oh, this was *your* apartment? Oh! We're conducting an interview.
Fox- ::Glances at the unconscious Leon and Falco:: Nice interview. But how did
you get the keys to this place anyway?
Iced- Fara gave them to me. She said that it would be no trouble.
Fox- Darn her...
Peppy- Hey, Iced, I got a question.
Iced- Well... I'm the interviewer here... but while we're waiting for Falco
and Leon to wake up... go for it.
Peppy- It said in the intro. 'The infamous raccoon Iced.' Yet, your e-mail
addy says 'IcedDragon.' What *are* you?
Iced- Actually I'm a shape-changing dragon-raccoon mix. I'm in raccoon form
since my dragon form is so large it would destroy this room and crush everyone
in it in a painful and bloody death. Wanna see?
Peppy- ::Backs away:: Um... no...
::Falco and Leon wakes up::
Iced- Welcome back. Now, I want to ask you both a few questions...
::Wolf bursts in::
Fox- Wolf!
Iced- What are *you* doing in here?
Wolf- Leon! That lizard drove around my ship and forgot to fill up the gas
tank! He... oh, who owns this apartment?
Fox- ::Sighs:: Me.
Iced- He does have a nice place.
Peppy- Although I wish he'd listen to me for once and do as I say! I told him
to get an interior decorator in here. But does he listen? No! I tell him to
use bombs wisely...
Fox- ::Under his breath:: Although there was the time when he fell asleep in
his arwing...
Peppy- ::Hears:: Hey! Have some respect for your elders!
Iced- Really?
Fox- Yah, on VENOM!!!
Falco- ::Still tied up:: So that's why whenever I tried to talk to you, all I
heard was a loud snoring!
Slippy- And that's why I found a pillow in your arwing!
Iced- Slippy? When did you get in here?
Slippy- I ran in here when Pigma developed a taste for frogs legs...
Pigma- ::From outside:: I'm HUNGRY!!! I'll find you!!!
Leon- ::Also still tied up:: This can't be happening!
Iced- Actually... it is. I can't believe it myself.
Wolf- This is quite odd. ::Wanders off to look around in the apartment::
::Bill emerges from the bathroom::
Bill- Hi!
Fox- Bill?!  Is that you?!  I can't believe it!
Bill- We can catch up later, Fox!
Iced- Why later? And what were you doing in the bathroom, Bill?
Bill- Well... the GreenDawg doesn't have much in the way of room... and nature
called... um... this place was nearby...
Fox- We get the point.
Pigma- ::Still outside:: I'm going to get you Peppy! And your little frog too!
Slippy- ::Wails::
Iced- Wimp.
Fox- You're telling me?
Slippy- Hey? What's the big idea?
Falco- ::Still trying to untie himself:: Hey! I thought you wanted to
interview me?
Leon- ::Also still tied:: And me?
Iced- Oh yes, I wanted to ask you...
::Wolf arrives from exploring Fox's apartment::
Wolf- Interesting place. Although I wonder who's copy of Play Fox this is...
::Waves around a magazine::
::Everyone glares at Fox::
Fox- Um...
::James McCloud walks in::
James- Oh, mine! ::Quickly grabs the magazine and hides it. Everyone glares at
him::
Fox- Dad...
James- ::Coughs uneasily:: Oh look at the time! I think I'll have a beer!
Iced- You've been drinking a lot, haven't you?
James- Um... ::Quickly runs off::
Iced- That was odd.
Leon- ::Still tied:: Quite.
Falco- ::Struggling:: C'mon someone, ask me a question! Untie me!
::Pigma runs in::
Pigma- I'm going to get you, little rabbit! And the annoying frog too!
Iced- Well... it's tempting...
Slippy and Peppy- Hey!
Iced- But actually since they're the stars, we can't let you...
::Everyone, even Wolf and Leon, somehow manages to pull out a laser and they
start firing::
Pigma- My beautiful lunch! Aaaaa! ::Runs off::
Iced- Speaking of food, I'm hungry. Let's go to Titania.
Fox- Sure.
Bill- Great.
Peppy- Sounds good to me...
Wolf- Fine by me.
Slippy- OK!
Fox- ::Thinks fast:: Slippy, I need you here to guard my apartment while we go
eat!
Slippy- Yes sir!
Iced- ::Aside to Fox:: Mucho thanks! He gets on my nerves!
Fox- ::Aside to Iced:: Your nerves? What about mine?
Iced- And Katt and Fara will meet us there...
::Falco and Leon are still struggling with the ropes. While they're pleading
for help, everyone is too busy talking about lunch plans to notice them.
Everyone leaves except Slippy, Falco, and Leon. Slippy begins talking::
Slippy- It's great that I was given a special assignment by Fox...
Falco and Leon- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Well the food was great. Since I didn't have an arwing and didn't want to
change into dragon form, Fox lent me Slippy's arwing. Aside from the light
covering of slime that annoyed me, it was great. They let me keep it. I washed
it out.
I heard from Bill that Falco and Leon actually ended up working together to
untie each other, tie up Slippy, hang him from a tree, and call out to Pigma,
"Dinner!" I wonder if they're still annoyed at me...


Interviewed By IcedDragon
 

Greetings everybody! It is I, the shape-changing interviewer Iced, here to
bring you another entertaining interview with none other then... Slippy! Ye
gods, why am *I* doing THIS? Why have I sunk to this low?

Slippy- It's because Falco and Leon want to kill you... Peppy is currently
hiding from Pigma who is running after him armed with BBQ sauce...
Pigma- ::From outside:: Food food food!!! C'mon Peppy, I want a taste of your
little furried leg...
Iced- Ye gods.
Slippy- And if I remeber right, you couldn't get a hold of Fox and Fara.
Iced- Yah, that's right. I wonder where they could be?
>From the closet- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
::Iced idly walks over to the closet, and opens the door. Fox and Fara tumble
out::
Slippy- Fox! Fara!
Fox- Slippy? Iced?
Fara- Iced? Slippy?
Iced- I'm glad to see we all know each other. I'm not even going to ask what
you were doing in there...
::Fox and Fara giggle. Slippy starts giggling but shuts up when everybody
glares at him::
Fara- Hey... wait-a-minute! Didn't Slippy get fed to Pigma in the last
interview of Iced's?
Iced- Yah! How come you're still alive?
Slippy- Acutally... there's a whole bunch of robo-Slippys. When one of us
dies, then another runs in to replace the dead Slippy.
Fox- Nooooo!!! ::Goes and pulls out a large noose...::
Fara- Nooo!!! Fox, please... you must stay alive! For our sake!
Iced- Does this help you any? ::Pulls out a laser and blasts Slippy::
Fox- Very. ::Climbs down and chucks the noose in a convient Plot Hole:: You
both are right. I must somehow stay alive... to fight against this evil...
::Another Slippy runs in::
Slippy- Hi guys!
Fara- I think I'm going to puke...
Iced- Just wondering, how many robo-Slippys are there?
Slippy- Oh, tons! Origionally, we were Andross' shock troops... but he let us
go free to join Star Fox and fight against him.
Fox- ::Idly:: I wonder why?
Iced- Is there some machine that makes Slippys?
Slippy- Yah! You want the location?
Iced- Please!
::Slippy gives the location. Iced writes it down and faxes it to Bill on
Katina with the note 'Destroy this machine! It makes Slippy clones!'::
Bill- ::On Katina:: Oh my... sound the alarm! We have big trouble here! Send
out all our firepower! We MUST destroy this machine!!! For the sake of the
universe!!!
::Meanwhile, Fox shoots Slippy. Another Slippy runs in::
Fara- Baricade the door! We must stop Slippy from entering! ::Kills Slippy
again::
::Iced shoves a desk against the door, blocking it. There is a loud pounding
heard from the door::
Slippy- ::From outside of the door:: Interview me! Interview meeeeee!
Fara- ::Screams:: Nooooooooo!
Iced- I feel like we're in some Steven Spielburg movie... Jurrasic Park,
maybe...
::A Plot Hole opens. Out comes Jeff Goldblum, a couple of Raptors, Sam Neill,
Laura Dern, that T-rex, Richard Attenborough, and all those other people in
that movie who's names I don't know nor care about::
Iced- No! No way, no how! This interview will probally be screwed up enough
without some second-rate actors from some movie screwing this up! Out! Out!
Raptor #1- Grr...
Iced- Out!
::Fara and Fox unblock the door. Iced chucks the various Jurrasic Park people
out... face to face with Slippy::
T-rex- ::From outside of the room. It stomps around quickly:: Yip yip!
::Raptor #2 scratches at the door. Raptor #1 takes its' chances and leaps out
some window. The T-rex commits suicide. The various actors try to reason with
Slippy::
Jeff Goldblum- ::From outside:: Hi there...
Slippy- ::From outside:: Hihihihi!!! I'm Slippy Toad!!! Do you want to be my
friend?
Laura Dern- ::From outside:: Iiiieeeee! It's horrible!
Fox- Horrible fate. We're trapped here, like rats!
::A large Cornerian rat pilot runs in::
Rat- I resent that remark!
Fox- ::Ignores that rat:: We shall soon suffer that same fate!
Iced- OR... we could use the other door... ::Points to a door on the other
side of the room::
Fox- Doh!
::The various Jurrasic Park people have long since been quiet. The pounding is
heard again::
Slippy- Interview meee... interview meeeee... ::A green fist bursts through
the door::
Iced- Quickly!
::Fara, Fox, and Iced run through the door, climbs through the window, and
slowly claws their way up to the roof::
Fara- Why did we just do that?
Iced- I have no idea.
::Slippy leaps onto the roof::
Everybody except Slippy- Noooooooo!!!
Slippy- ::Is wailing. Picks up a large iron bar and snaps it in two::
Interview meeee!!!
Iced- Never!
::Suddenly yet another Plot Hole opens up. Mario, Wolf, Andross, Donkey Kong,
and a flying pig flies out::
Iced- Not another Plot Hole! ::Groans::
::Mario runs over to Slippy, grabbing him by the tail. He spins around and
flings Slippy over to a large spiked bomb. The bomb explodes and Slippy's limp
body falls to the ground::
Mario- Haha! So long-a Bowser!
Iced- Uh... that ain't Bowser... but you did a good job anyway!
::Falco runs onto the roof::
Fox- Hi Falco.
Falco- Oh... hi... MARIO!!! You stinking plumber! I hired you to take care of
the pipes and that leak... next thing I know you're leaping into some giant
green pipe in search of some stupid turtle! You even made that leak worse! You
jammed this star in the crack! My place is flooded! ::Waves around one of
those annoying stars::
Mario- Ohoh-a... bye-a guys! ::Leaps into a large green pipe that pops up::
Falco- ::Growls:: Wait until I get my hands on you...
Iced- ::Idly:: He doesn't get along with people well, does he?
Falco- ::Notices Iced:: ICED!!!
Iced- Oh crap.
Falco- I'm going to get you for tieing me up! And forcing me to listen to
Slippy!
Iced- Oh crap...
::Iced grabs the nearest thing, which happens to be Fara, and chucks it at
Falco. Falco ducks, and Fara hits Fox and they fall to the ground... their
eyes meet... their lips meet...::
Iced- HEY! This is a PG13 interview! Can't you wait until this is over?
Falco- Why you little...
Andross- ::Runs to embrace Donkey Kong:: Brother!
Donkey Kong- Eep! Eep!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- And to think I had monkey-free interviews up to this stage... ::Sprays a
can of Monkey-Be-Gone::
Donkey Kong- Eep! ::Melts::
Andross- Aaaaa! ::Falls into a Plot Hole::
Everybody- ::Pointing to a quivering mass of Donkey Kong goo:: Eeewwwww!
::Andrew runs in::
Andrew- My Uncle! ::Cries:: Uncle Kong! Hey... where's Uncle Andross...?
Iced- Um... I killed them both... but don't worry! They'll be back by my next
interview.
Wolf- You're doing another interview? Nooooooo!
::Another Slippy runs in::
Everybody except Slippy- Nooooo!
Slippy- How come nobody is happy to see me alive?
Everybody except Slippy- Because you're an annoying, helium sucking, little
underdeveloped, puny frog that can't fly!
Slippy- Waaa! ::Runs out::
Iced- At least we didn't have to kill him again.
Andrew- Uncle Andross!
Ghost of Andross- WHAT?!?
Ghost of Donkey Kong- Eep! Eep!
Andrew- I gotta go! Really really bad!
Falco- Eew! Don't tell us that!
::A Plot Hole forms under Andrew and he falls in::
Wolf- At last! He's gone!
::The Plot Hole starts growing::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- I got a bad feeling about this...
::The Plot Hole starts to suck people and things in::
Falco- Everybody... RUN!!!
::The Plot Hole slowly sucks people and things in. Iced, thinking fast,
quickly turns from a raccoon into a large dragon and picks everybody up in her
claws::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Falco- That was a close one.
Iced- Oops.
Wolf- What?
Iced- General Pepper was having a heart attack when he saw what we were doing
to his office...
Fox- ::Breaks off from his kissing, smooching, and... other stuff with Fara::
That was his office we killed Slippy in? ::Returns to Fara::
Iced- Yup! Anyway, he was having a heart attack so I put him in a bed on the
second floor... he'll surely be sucked in! Should we save him?
::Long pause::
Everybody- Nah!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::

And thus ended my interview. Turns out that, last I knew, the Plot Hole kept
on growing and did suck in General Pepper. Also I couldn't fly forever, and
now we're all stuck in that large Plot Hole.

Falco- Get me out of heeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Andrew- Uncle Andross!!!
Iced- Shut up! This interview is over!
Wolf- Wanna bet? ::Is trying to climb out::
Mario- Hey-a everybody-a...
Falco- MARIO!!! You're going to pay...
Mario- Ohoh-a... gotta go-a! ::Leaps into some green pipe that pops up::
Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- Well, at least Slippy isn't here...
::Slippy runs in::
Slippy- Hi guys!
Everybody except Slippy- DIE!
::Slippy becomes the first frog in orbit around Solar WITHOUT a ship::

And now this really ends my interview. Oh, yah, turns out that Bill did
destroy that Slippy machine, but is lost in combat...

Various Mortal Kombat people- MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Iced- SHUT UP! ::Kicks them so hard that they join Slippy in orbit around
Solar::

... and is believed to be abducted by the robo-Slippys. Who knows what
horrible, unspeakable tortures that they might put him through?

robo-Slippy- Hey, let's watch Barney and Teletubbies!
Bill- Noooooooooo!!!
Iced- Hey! I'm ending this interview, no matter if you like it or not!

Frustrating, when trying to write some concluding paragraph. Oh yah, Fox and
Fara never did finish their kissing, smooching, and... other stuff. You figure
it out.
Falco still wants to kill Mario, and is now offering bounties for his head.
Reportedly, some Bounty Hunter called 'The-a Green-a a-Plumber-a' has taken
the job.

Luig-- er 'The-a Green-a a-Plumber-a'- Hehehe-a... Mario-a, prepare-a to a-
die-a!
Iced- ::Chucks Luigi into a large green pipe that just poped up::

So thus concludes my interview. ::Glares at everybody to make sure they get
the point:: No complaints? Good.

Fox and Fara- ::Kiss kiss, smooch smooch::
Iced- ARG!!!